1 00:00:46,561 --> 00:00:48,729 The world of investing 2 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:50,457 can be a jungle. 3 00:00:50,857 --> 00:00:52,800 Bulls. Bears. 4 00:00:53,318 --> 00:00:54,840 Danger at every turn. 5 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,946 That's why we at Stratton Oakmont 6 00:00:57,947 --> 00:01:00,891 pride ourselves on being the best. 7 00:01:01,075 --> 00:01:03,452 Trained professionals to guide you 8 00:01:03,453 --> 00:01:05,396 through the financial wilderness. 9 00:01:05,788 --> 00:01:07,140 Stratton Oakmont. 10 00:01:07,999 --> 00:01:09,351 Stability. 11 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:11,277 Integrity. 12 00:01:11,878 --> 00:01:13,045 Pride. 13 00:01:15,298 --> 00:01:16,399 One! 14 00:01:17,175 --> 00:01:18,367 Two! 15 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,952 Three! 16 00:01:25,391 --> 00:01:28,870 Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye! 17 00:01:30,313 --> 00:01:31,710 Come on! Let's go! 18 00:01:33,191 --> 00:01:34,463 One! 19 00:01:34,984 --> 00:01:36,085 Two! 20 00:01:36,861 --> 00:01:38,087 Three! 21 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:40,382 My name is Jordan Belfort. 22 00:01:40,823 --> 00:01:42,015 Not him. 23 00:01:42,158 --> 00:01:43,909 Me. That's right. 24 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:45,827 I'm a former member of the middle class 25 00:01:45,828 --> 00:01:49,774 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. 26 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,500 The year I turned 26, 27 00:01:51,501 --> 00:01:53,543 as the head of my own brokerage firm, 28 00:01:53,544 --> 00:01:56,296 I made $49 million, 29 00:01:56,297 --> 00:01:59,822 which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 30 00:02:04,013 --> 00:02:06,056 No, no, no. My Ferrari was white, 31 00:02:06,057 --> 00:02:08,785 like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red. 32 00:02:13,606 --> 00:02:15,857 See that humongous estate down there? 33 00:02:15,858 --> 00:02:17,301 That's my house. 34 00:02:17,402 --> 00:02:18,944 For millionaires whose ships... 35 00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:20,904 My wife, Naomi, 36 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:23,282 the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, 37 00:02:23,283 --> 00:02:25,477 a former model and Miller Lite girl. 38 00:02:26,369 --> 00:02:27,577 Yeah. 39 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:30,205 She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari. 40 00:02:30,206 --> 00:02:32,308 So put your dick back in your pants. 41 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:35,669 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, 42 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:37,421 I own a mansion, private jet, 43 00:02:37,422 --> 00:02:39,256 six cars, three horses, 44 00:02:39,257 --> 00:02:40,590 two vacation homes, 45 00:02:40,591 --> 00:02:42,819 and a 170-foot yacht. 46 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:45,826 Anchors aweigh! 47 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:51,351 I also gamble like a degenerate. 48 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:52,519 I drink like a fish. 49 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,564 I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week. 50 00:02:55,565 --> 00:02:58,509 I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me. 51 00:02:58,568 --> 00:03:01,236 Oh, yeah, and I love drugs. 52 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:07,760 Okay. 53 00:03:08,411 --> 00:03:09,953 - One more round. - Oh, yeah. 54 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:11,556 - Oh, you like it? - Yeah. 55 00:03:23,426 --> 00:03:25,574 Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake! 56 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:27,034 Relax! 57 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:29,995 Just relax. 58 00:03:40,651 --> 00:03:43,004 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 59 00:03:43,404 --> 00:03:44,721 Good job. 60 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,388 You get in there safe, all right? 61 00:03:47,492 --> 00:03:49,344 Till the next time, brother. 62 00:03:49,369 --> 00:03:50,891 Till next time. 63 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:59,795 Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs 64 00:03:59,796 --> 00:04:05,369 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month. 65 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:07,244 Okay, Mr. Jordan. 66 00:04:07,428 --> 00:04:11,139 I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my "back pain," 67 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:13,038 Adderall to stay focused, 68 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:16,019 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, 69 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:19,090 cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well, 70 00:04:19,357 --> 00:04:20,629 because it's awesome. 71 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:21,751 Good morning, Nathan. 72 00:04:28,491 --> 00:04:31,094 But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, 73 00:04:31,119 --> 00:04:33,438 there is one that is my absolute favorite. 74 00:04:34,414 --> 00:04:35,731 You see, 75 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:38,935 enough of this shit'll make you invincible. 76 00:04:39,836 --> 00:04:42,045 Able to conquer the world, 77 00:04:42,046 --> 00:04:43,773 and eviscerate your enemies. 78 00:04:45,716 --> 00:04:46,942 Ah! 79 00:04:47,009 --> 00:04:49,203 And I'm not talking about this. 80 00:04:49,929 --> 00:04:51,372 I'm talking about this. 81 00:04:55,059 --> 00:04:57,310 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life, 82 00:04:57,311 --> 00:04:59,855 better food, better cars, better pussy. 83 00:04:59,856 --> 00:05:02,232 It also makes you a better person. 84 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:04,025 You can give generously to the church 85 00:05:04,026 --> 00:05:05,944 or political party of your choice. 86 00:05:05,945 --> 00:05:08,594 You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. 87 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:16,139 I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back. 88 00:05:16,414 --> 00:05:18,623 I'm 22 years old, newly married, 89 00:05:18,624 --> 00:05:21,147 and already a money-crazed little shit. 90 00:05:21,169 --> 00:05:22,419 So what do I do? 91 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,920 I go to the one place on Earth 92 00:05:23,921 --> 00:05:26,319 that befit my high-minded ambitions. 93 00:05:28,509 --> 00:05:29,610 I love you. 94 00:05:40,271 --> 00:05:43,124 You are lower than pond scum. 95 00:05:44,358 --> 00:05:46,131 You got a problem with that, 96 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,920 Jordan? 97 00:05:48,529 --> 00:05:50,222 No. No problem at all. 98 00:05:50,239 --> 00:05:51,823 Good. Because that is what you are. 99 00:05:51,824 --> 00:05:53,141 Pond scum. 100 00:05:53,326 --> 00:05:54,784 Your job is connector, 101 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:58,663 which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day 102 00:05:58,664 --> 00:06:01,625 trying to connect me with wealthy business owners. 103 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:03,668 And until you pass your Series 7, 104 00:06:03,669 --> 00:06:05,962 that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit. 105 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:07,189 Sit! 106 00:06:08,257 --> 00:06:11,760 Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000. 107 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:15,115 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million. 108 00:06:15,389 --> 00:06:17,098 A million dollars? 109 00:06:17,099 --> 00:06:19,702 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be. 110 00:06:20,269 --> 00:06:22,918 - Jordan Belfort. - Yes, sir. 111 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:24,878 - Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you. 112 00:06:24,899 --> 00:06:27,502 And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole. 113 00:06:27,902 --> 00:06:29,277 Smile and dial. 114 00:06:29,278 --> 00:06:31,756 And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00. 115 00:06:31,906 --> 00:06:33,365 Hey, fuck him. 116 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:36,094 I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker. 117 00:06:36,244 --> 00:06:37,561 Why don't you blow me, Hanna? 118 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,269 Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview? 119 00:06:41,374 --> 00:06:43,226 I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir? 120 00:06:44,252 --> 00:06:45,729 I fucking love that. 121 00:06:46,587 --> 00:06:48,280 - Lunch. Today. - Yeah. 122 00:06:48,714 --> 00:06:51,258 We don't start dialing at 9:30 123 00:06:51,259 --> 00:06:54,177 because our clients are already answering the phone. 124 00:06:54,178 --> 00:06:56,805 Three. Two. One. 125 00:06:56,806 --> 00:06:57,907 Let's fuck! 126 00:06:59,684 --> 00:07:01,643 You want to know what money sounds like? 127 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:03,687 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. 128 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:05,230 "Fuck" this, "shit" that. 129 00:07:05,231 --> 00:07:06,731 "Cunt, " "cock," "asshole. " 130 00:07:06,732 --> 00:07:09,025 I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. 131 00:07:09,026 --> 00:07:10,402 - Good fucking package... - Piece of shit! 132 00:07:10,403 --> 00:07:12,176 I was hooked in seconds. 133 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:15,258 It was like mainlining adrenaline. 134 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:17,764 Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh? 135 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:20,430 You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44... 136 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,016 - Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry... 137 00:07:25,751 --> 00:07:27,853 You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna. 138 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,839 We don't give two shits about how technology works 139 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,568 because all we care about is getting fucking rich. 140 00:07:33,593 --> 00:07:34,945 - Solid, 2,000. - Jordan Belfort. 141 00:07:37,346 --> 00:07:38,447 Done! 142 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,849 Time to paint the tape. Whoo! 143 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:44,329 2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole! 144 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,837 Come on. 145 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,629 Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot. 146 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:52,360 In. In. Shut that motherfucker. 147 00:07:52,361 --> 00:07:53,633 Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! 148 00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:54,846 Sold! 149 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:14,321 Yeah. 150 00:08:21,641 --> 00:08:22,742 Tootski? 151 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:24,835 Oh, no. Thank you, though. 152 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:27,838 Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? 153 00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:30,299 Well, Hector, here's the game plan. 154 00:08:30,483 --> 00:08:32,901 You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis. 155 00:08:32,902 --> 00:08:34,653 You know howl like them. Straight up. 156 00:08:34,654 --> 00:08:37,364 And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that, 157 00:08:37,365 --> 00:08:38,823 you're gonna bring us two more. 158 00:08:38,824 --> 00:08:42,160 Then two more after that every five minutes 159 00:08:42,161 --> 00:08:44,355 until one of us passes the fuck out. 160 00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:47,023 Excellent strategy, sir. 161 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,901 I'm good with water for now. 162 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,360 Thank you. 163 00:08:50,503 --> 00:08:53,356 It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time. 164 00:08:53,964 --> 00:08:56,158 - Thank you. - Thank you. 165 00:08:57,259 --> 00:08:58,451 Mr. Hanna? 166 00:08:58,844 --> 00:09:01,638 You're able to do drugs during the day 167 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:04,162 and then still function, still do your job? 168 00:09:04,642 --> 00:09:06,601 How the fuck else would you do this job? 169 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:08,545 Cocaine and hookers, my friend. 170 00:09:08,813 --> 00:09:10,335 Right. 171 00:09:11,273 --> 00:09:13,441 Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited 172 00:09:13,442 --> 00:09:15,715 to be a part of your firm. I mean... 173 00:09:16,654 --> 00:09:18,321 The clients you have are absolutely... 174 00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:19,719 Fuck the clients. 175 00:09:20,157 --> 00:09:23,557 Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table. 176 00:09:24,495 --> 00:09:25,767 You got a girlfriend? 177 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:27,455 I'm married. I have a wife. 178 00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:29,604 Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. 179 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,000 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 180 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,444 Think about Teresa. 181 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:33,712 Name of the game. 182 00:09:33,713 --> 00:09:37,568 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket. 183 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:38,758 Right. 184 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:40,510 But if you make your clients money at the same time, 185 00:09:40,511 --> 00:09:42,909 it's advantageous to everyone. Correct? 186 00:09:43,514 --> 00:09:44,706 No. 187 00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:47,535 Number one rule of Wall Street. 188 00:09:48,436 --> 00:09:49,708 Nobody... 189 00:09:49,895 --> 00:09:52,105 I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett. 190 00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:54,816 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, 191 00:09:54,817 --> 00:09:56,818 down, sideways, or in fucking circles. 192 00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:58,987 - Least of all stockbrokers, right? - Mmm-hmm. 193 00:09:58,988 --> 00:10:01,531 It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? 194 00:10:01,532 --> 00:10:03,680 Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake. 195 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:06,536 Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's... 196 00:10:06,537 --> 00:10:08,997 Fairy dust. It doesn't exist. 197 00:10:08,998 --> 00:10:10,999 It's never landed. It is no matter. 198 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,459 It's not on the elemental chart. 199 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,544 It's not fucking real. 200 00:10:14,545 --> 00:10:15,942 - Right? - Right. 201 00:10:16,505 --> 00:10:17,902 - Stay with me. - Mmm-hmm. 202 00:10:18,340 --> 00:10:20,659 We don't create shit. We don't build anything. 203 00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:21,760 No. 204 00:10:21,761 --> 00:10:24,804 So if you got a client who bought stock at 8 205 00:10:24,805 --> 00:10:27,328 and it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy. 206 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:28,767 He wants to cash in, liquidate, 207 00:10:28,768 --> 00:10:30,518 take his fucking money and run home. 208 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:32,542 - You don't let him do that. - Okay. 209 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:34,506 - 'Cause that would make it real. - Right. 210 00:10:34,523 --> 00:10:35,857 No. What do you do? 211 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:37,710 You get another brilliant idea. 212 00:10:37,902 --> 00:10:39,402 A special idea. 213 00:10:39,403 --> 00:10:41,905 Another "situation." Another stock 214 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:44,032 to reinvest his earnings and then some. 215 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,352 And he will, every single time. 216 00:10:46,368 --> 00:10:48,391 'Cause they're fucking addicted. 217 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:51,498 And you just keep doing this, again and again and again. 218 00:10:51,499 --> 00:10:54,459 Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich, 219 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,437 which he is, on paper. 220 00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:58,379 But you and me, the brokers, 221 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,256 we're taking home cold hard cash 222 00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:02,610 via commission, motherfucker. 223 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,285 Right. 224 00:11:05,846 --> 00:11:07,555 That's incredible, sir. 225 00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:09,033 I can't tell you how excited I am. 226 00:11:09,058 --> 00:11:10,330 You should be. 227 00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:14,206 There's two keys to success in the broker business. 228 00:11:14,438 --> 00:11:15,664 First of all... 229 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,752 - You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah. 230 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:21,469 Do you jerk off? 231 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,447 Do I... Do I jerk off? 232 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,767 Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah. 233 00:11:26,909 --> 00:11:28,181 How many times a week? 234 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:31,079 Like, um, three or four. 235 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,413 Three or four times, maybe five. 236 00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:33,456 Gotta pump those numbers up. 237 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,792 Those are rookie numbers in this racket. 238 00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:39,693 I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. 239 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,422 - Wow. - Once in the morning 240 00:11:41,423 --> 00:11:43,867 right after I work out, then once right after lunch. 241 00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:45,486 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 242 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:48,156 I want to. That's not why I do it. 243 00:11:48,347 --> 00:11:50,495 I do it 'cause I fucking need to. 244 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,101 Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. 245 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:56,145 All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. 246 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:57,247 Bang, bang, bang. 247 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,792 Fucking digits. 248 00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:03,069 All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. 249 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,422 - All right? - Mmm-hmm. 250 00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:05,780 It kind of wigs some people out. 251 00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:06,906 - Mmm-hmm. - Right. 252 00:12:06,907 --> 00:12:08,283 You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. 253 00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:09,325 Mmm-hmm. 254 00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:11,160 I keep the rhythm below the belt. 255 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,453 Done. 256 00:12:12,454 --> 00:12:14,038 This is not a tip, this is a prescription. 257 00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:15,265 - Trust me. - Mmm-hmm. 258 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,876 If you don't, you will fall out of balance, 259 00:12:17,877 --> 00:12:20,086 split your differential and tip the fuck over. 260 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,462 Or worse yet, 261 00:12:21,463 --> 00:12:23,281 I've seen this happen, implode. 262 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:25,383 No, I don't want to implode, sir. 263 00:12:25,384 --> 00:12:26,593 No. No, you don't. 264 00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:27,886 I'm in it for the long run, you know? 265 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,489 - Implosions are ugly. - Yeah. 266 00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:31,806 Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. 267 00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:32,891 When you get really good at it, 268 00:12:32,892 --> 00:12:35,916 you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money. 269 00:12:36,604 --> 00:12:41,274 Second key to success in this racket 270 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:42,609 is this little baby right here. 271 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:44,087 It's called cocaine. 272 00:12:44,445 --> 00:12:45,570 Right. 273 00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:47,530 It'll keep you sharp between the ears. 274 00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:49,599 It'll also help your fingers dial faster. 275 00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:50,843 And guess what? 276 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,762 That's good for me. 277 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,267 Yes, sir. 278 00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:56,811 Revolutions. You follow? 279 00:12:56,832 --> 00:12:57,933 Revolutions. 280 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,209 Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel. 281 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:03,838 And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365, 282 00:13:03,839 --> 00:13:06,863 every decade, every goddamn century. 283 00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:08,281 That's it. 284 00:13:08,886 --> 00:13:10,158 The name of the game. 285 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:12,786 Halkidiki? 286 00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:14,492 - Hmm. - Thank you. 287 00:13:26,195 --> 00:13:27,296 Come on. 288 00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,181 We're the common denominator. 289 00:13:38,123 --> 00:13:39,315 Ah. 290 00:13:40,084 --> 00:13:41,652 Ah. 291 00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:44,605 Keep it up for me. 292 00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:46,589 You've seen the echo 293 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,283 And the money comes in 294 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:50,760 The parade comes to town 295 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,595 Going down Broadway 296 00:13:52,596 --> 00:13:54,263 It's a one-way street 297 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:55,661 Whichever way I go 298 00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:00,895 The next six months, 299 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,314 I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street. 300 00:14:03,315 --> 00:14:07,010 Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7. 301 00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:11,848 Oh! 302 00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,009 Oh, fuckers. 303 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,354 Oh! 304 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:25,086 Then I was a licensed broker at last, 305 00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:27,171 ready to make my fortune. 306 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:31,869 My first day as a future Master of the Universe. 307 00:14:38,642 --> 00:14:41,461 I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago. 308 00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:43,896 Today it is trading at 36 1/2. 309 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:45,169 Mr... 310 00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:51,529 They called it Black Monday. 311 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:52,822 No shit. 312 00:14:52,823 --> 00:14:56,951 By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points. 313 00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:59,896 The biggest plummet since the crash of '29. 314 00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:01,372 I know your family, you know mine. 315 00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:04,459 No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit. 316 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:05,877 Let them do what they want to fucking do. 317 00:15:05,878 --> 00:15:07,211 Our market's solid. 318 00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:08,939 This is not something that you want to sell. 319 00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:10,737 You know what happened? A fucking tsunami. 320 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:11,883 I think you're making a big mistake. 321 00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,468 Yes, I will talk to your wife. 322 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,178 Trust me, do not answer the phone. 323 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,596 A lot of people are gonna be calling you, 324 00:15:16,597 --> 00:15:17,789 trying to get your dirty laundry. 325 00:15:17,806 --> 00:15:19,057 We don't know what's going on here. 326 00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:20,410 I know. I know. 327 00:15:30,486 --> 00:15:31,838 Holy 328 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,758 fucking shit! 329 00:15:37,493 --> 00:15:39,160 Unbelievable. 330 00:15:39,161 --> 00:15:41,704 My first shitty day as a broker. 331 00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,165 Within a month, L.F. Rothschild, 332 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:49,022 an institution since 1899, closed its doors. 333 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,506 Wall Street had swallowed me up 334 00:15:51,507 --> 00:15:53,985 and shit me right back out again. 335 00:15:57,096 --> 00:15:59,639 We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to. 336 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,224 - Babe... - Because I don't mind. 337 00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:02,391 If we needed to, I'm saying... 338 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,018 - Will you listen to me? - Okay. 339 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:06,247 You're not pawning anything. Okay? 340 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,688 - Okay. - What do I always tell you? 341 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:08,889 You're gonna be a millionaire. 342 00:16:09,024 --> 00:16:11,377 That's right. Okay? Just let me look. 343 00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:12,674 We'll find something. 344 00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:14,403 - How about this? - What? 345 00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:16,948 Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store. 346 00:16:16,949 --> 00:16:18,266 Stock boy. What do you think? 347 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:19,847 You're not gonna work at that place. 348 00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:20,952 Yeah, but, you know, you start off... 349 00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:22,120 Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place 350 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,204 - if you go there. - I know. 351 00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:24,455 It's sales. You work your way up, 352 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:25,665 you'll be a general manager. 353 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,375 - You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not? 354 00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:28,898 'Cause you're a stockbroker. 355 00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:31,772 You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now? 356 00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:33,149 You understand that? 357 00:16:33,298 --> 00:16:34,820 Okay? 358 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:40,826 Ah. This place is. 359 00:16:41,765 --> 00:16:43,117 - What? - What's that say? 360 00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:44,493 "Stockbrokers." 361 00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:47,436 In Long Island? Stockbrokers in Long Island? 362 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,663 Yeah. 363 00:16:48,981 --> 00:16:50,833 It's in Long Island. So what? 364 00:17:08,876 --> 00:17:12,651 Hey, uh, I'm looking for Investor's Center. 365 00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:15,570 What's that? You want to invest? 366 00:17:15,841 --> 00:17:17,425 No. Investor's Center. 367 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:18,698 I'm looking for Investor's Center. 368 00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:21,387 Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it. 369 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,430 Oh. 370 00:17:22,431 --> 00:17:24,098 - I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne? 371 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:26,042 Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone. 372 00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:27,703 I'm Jordan Belfort. 373 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:30,047 I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York. 374 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,881 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you? 375 00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:33,441 We had a conversation... 376 00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:34,775 We spoke on the phone earlier, right? 377 00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:36,194 - Two hours ago. - Right. 378 00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:37,296 Yeah. 379 00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,428 They're up and comers. That's what that means. 380 00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,326 It's 3 cents a share, that's $3! 381 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:44,895 You cheap fuck! 382 00:17:45,245 --> 00:17:46,829 So, uh... 383 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,558 So where are your Quotrons here? 384 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,834 - Quotrons? - Yeah. Your computers. 385 00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:53,211 No, no. We don't even need computers here. 386 00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,030 We just trade right off the pink sheets here. 387 00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:56,906 - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks. 388 00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:58,841 You know, uh, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ, 389 00:17:58,842 --> 00:18:00,114 they don't have enough capital? 390 00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:01,302 Their shares trade here. 391 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,076 - Penny stocks? - Yeah. 392 00:18:03,096 --> 00:18:06,057 This one, uh, Aerodyne, is a really interesting... 393 00:18:06,058 --> 00:18:07,516 Or Aerotyne... 394 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,085 Aerotyne, yeah. 395 00:18:09,353 --> 00:18:10,796 Aero... Aerotyne... 396 00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:12,230 Aerotyne. Yeah. 397 00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:13,439 Very hot stock right now. 398 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,523 Oh, yeah? 399 00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:15,816 They're just a couple of brothers that are making 400 00:18:15,817 --> 00:18:17,235 radar detectors out of their garage. 401 00:18:17,236 --> 00:18:18,319 They're out in Dubuque. 402 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,654 Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure. 403 00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:21,155 But you call the company's main line, 404 00:18:21,156 --> 00:18:23,074 their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet. 405 00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:25,076 - Good company. - I actually don't know what else to... 406 00:18:25,077 --> 00:18:27,197 I don't know anything else about them other than that. 407 00:18:27,955 --> 00:18:29,602 Six cents a share? 408 00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:32,435 Hey, come on. Who buys this crap? 409 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,648 Well, I mean... 410 00:18:33,835 --> 00:18:35,044 Honestly, mostly schmucks. 411 00:18:35,045 --> 00:18:37,147 Postmen, there's always postmen. 412 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:39,131 Uh, plumbers. Um... 413 00:18:39,132 --> 00:18:40,675 They see our ads in the back of, uh, 414 00:18:40,676 --> 00:18:42,260 Hustler and Popular Mechanics. 415 00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:45,205 Our ads actually say they can get rich quick. 416 00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:46,472 - Hustler? - Yeah. 417 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,765 You know, those girlie magazines. 418 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:49,334 Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag. 419 00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:50,518 - A lot. - Yeah. 420 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,228 We're helping them finance houses, 421 00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:54,188 we're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring... 422 00:18:54,189 --> 00:18:55,356 A boat maybe. 423 00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:58,301 Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys... 424 00:18:58,318 --> 00:18:59,510 What are you doing here? 425 00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:01,588 Uh... 426 00:19:02,197 --> 00:19:03,389 Sort of. 427 00:19:03,532 --> 00:19:04,633 Sort of? 428 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,869 Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge. 429 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,246 Yeah. And that's the point, that's... 430 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,414 What's your name again? 431 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:12,812 Mine... Jordan Belfort. 432 00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:14,772 Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock? 433 00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:17,897 I make one percent. Or I did make one percent. 434 00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:19,864 Pink sheets, it's 50. 435 00:19:22,551 --> 00:19:24,028 It's 50%? 436 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,242 50% commission? 437 00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:27,831 - Yup. - For what? 438 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:30,208 It's our markup for our services. 439 00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:33,019 And so if I... If I... 440 00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:37,250 if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks? 441 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,775 If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, 442 00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:42,049 I will personally give you a blowjob for free. 443 00:19:43,947 --> 00:19:45,489 And I hope it happens. 444 00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:49,586 Hello, John, how are you doing today? 445 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:52,246 You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back 446 00:19:52,247 --> 00:19:54,040 requesting information on penny stocks 447 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,167 that had huge upside potential 448 00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,918 with very little downside risk. 449 00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,920 - Does that ring a bell? - Yeah, I may have sent something. 450 00:19:59,921 --> 00:20:03,132 Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, 451 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:05,861 something just came across my desk, John. 452 00:20:05,886 --> 00:20:07,261 It is perhaps the best thing 453 00:20:07,262 --> 00:20:08,763 I've seen in the last six months. 454 00:20:08,764 --> 00:20:10,639 If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share 455 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,932 the idea with you. You got a minute? 456 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,059 Actually, I'm really very... 457 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,603 The name of the company, Aerotyne International. 458 00:20:15,604 --> 00:20:18,958 It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest 459 00:20:19,107 --> 00:20:21,025 awaiting imminent patent approval 460 00:20:21,026 --> 00:20:23,611 on the next generation of radar detectors 461 00:20:23,612 --> 00:20:28,218 that have both huge military and civilian applications now. 462 00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,617 Right now, John, 463 00:20:29,618 --> 00:20:32,078 the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. 464 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,455 And by the way, John, our analysts indicate 465 00:20:34,456 --> 00:20:36,832 it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. 466 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,877 Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment 467 00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:42,902 would be upwards of $60,000! 468 00:20:43,006 --> 00:20:44,507 Jesus! That's my mortgage, man. 469 00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:46,175 Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage. 470 00:20:46,176 --> 00:20:47,760 This stock will pay off my house? 471 00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:49,637 John, one thing I can promise you, 472 00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:50,955 even in this market, 473 00:20:50,972 --> 00:20:52,765 is that I never ask my clients 474 00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:54,243 to judge me on my winners. 475 00:20:54,643 --> 00:20:58,213 I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. 476 00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,855 And in the case of Aerotyne, 477 00:20:59,856 --> 00:21:02,566 based on every technical factor out there, John, 478 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,796 we are looking at a grand slam home run. 479 00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,739 Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand. 480 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,059 $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John. 481 00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:12,576 Let me lock in that trade right now 482 00:21:12,577 --> 00:21:13,953 and get back to you with my secretary 483 00:21:13,954 --> 00:21:15,955 with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John? 484 00:21:15,956 --> 00:21:17,308 - Yeah, sounds good. - Great. 485 00:21:17,374 --> 00:21:18,541 Hey, John. 486 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,189 Thank you for your vote of confidence. 487 00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:22,169 And welcome to the Investor's Center. 488 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:23,317 Yeah, thanks a lot, man. 489 00:21:23,422 --> 00:21:24,739 Bye-bye. 490 00:21:28,051 --> 00:21:29,802 How'd you fucking do that? 491 00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:34,557 Just like that, I made 2 grand. 492 00:21:34,558 --> 00:21:37,457 The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire. 493 00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:40,251 Great! Even better! 494 00:21:40,272 --> 00:21:42,356 I was selling garbage to garbage men 495 00:21:42,357 --> 00:21:43,959 and making cash hand over fist. 496 00:21:44,234 --> 00:21:46,714 The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more. 497 00:21:47,237 --> 00:21:48,612 Boom shocka locka! 498 00:21:48,613 --> 00:21:50,656 So I was selling them shit. 499 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:54,160 But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket. 500 00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:56,104 I knew how to spend it better. 501 00:21:56,455 --> 00:21:58,853 Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot? 502 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,357 Yeah. 503 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,394 - It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man. 504 00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:03,649 Donnie Azoff. 505 00:22:03,712 --> 00:22:04,795 Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort. 506 00:22:04,796 --> 00:22:06,157 - Nice to meet you. - How you doing? 507 00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:08,048 You know, actually, I see that car around. 508 00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:09,822 - I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where? 509 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:11,719 I think we live in the same building. 510 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,887 - No shit? - Yeah, yeah. 511 00:22:12,888 --> 00:22:14,706 - Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on? 512 00:22:14,723 --> 00:22:15,890 Fourth floor. 513 00:22:15,891 --> 00:22:17,834 - I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right. 514 00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:20,833 What do you do, bro? 515 00:22:22,063 --> 00:22:23,836 What do you mean, what do I do? 516 00:22:23,857 --> 00:22:25,107 For work, what do you do? 517 00:22:25,108 --> 00:22:26,334 I'm a stockbroker. 518 00:22:26,443 --> 00:22:28,216 - Stockbroker? - Yeah. 519 00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:29,884 Children's furniture. 520 00:22:30,071 --> 00:22:31,238 Oh, good for you. 521 00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:32,682 It's all right. 522 00:22:32,908 --> 00:22:34,260 You make a lot of money? 523 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,395 Yeah, I do all right for myself. 524 00:22:37,412 --> 00:22:38,729 I'm trying to put it together. 525 00:22:38,747 --> 00:22:40,206 You got your fucking nice car, 526 00:22:40,207 --> 00:22:41,749 we live in the same building. I just... 527 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,444 I'm not understanding... How much money do you make? 528 00:22:46,129 --> 00:22:48,323 I don't know. $70,000 last month. 529 00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:50,200 Get the fuck... 530 00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:52,030 Get the fuck out of here. 531 00:22:52,135 --> 00:22:53,407 No, I'm serious. 532 00:22:53,428 --> 00:22:54,700 Yeah, no, I'm serious, too. 533 00:22:54,888 --> 00:22:56,865 Seriously, how much money do you make? 534 00:22:57,057 --> 00:22:59,205 I told you. $70,000. 535 00:22:59,351 --> 00:23:01,874 Well, technically, $72,000. 536 00:23:01,937 --> 00:23:03,880 Last month. Something like that. 537 00:23:04,814 --> 00:23:06,941 You made 72 grand in one month? 538 00:23:06,942 --> 00:23:08,214 Yeah. 539 00:23:12,614 --> 00:23:13,931 I'll tell you what. 540 00:23:14,866 --> 00:23:17,117 You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it, 541 00:23:17,118 --> 00:23:19,471 I quit my job right now and I work for you. 542 00:23:26,628 --> 00:23:27,945 Hey, Paulie, what's up? 543 00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:30,361 No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine. 544 00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:31,859 Hey, listen, I quit. 545 00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:33,819 And he did quit his job. 546 00:23:33,843 --> 00:23:35,094 Which I thought was a little weird. 547 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,868 I mean, I just met this fucking guy. 548 00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:38,828 Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business. 549 00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:40,224 There were other things about him, too. 550 00:23:40,225 --> 00:23:42,434 Like his phosphorescent white teeth. 551 00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:43,686 wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife? 552 00:23:43,687 --> 00:23:45,938 The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses 553 00:23:45,939 --> 00:23:47,791 just to look more WASP-y. 554 00:23:47,983 --> 00:23:50,927 And then, there were these rumors. 555 00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:53,654 I heard some stupid shit. I don't know. 556 00:23:53,655 --> 00:23:56,053 Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just... 557 00:23:56,157 --> 00:23:58,100 - it's stupid. - Shit with me? 558 00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,327 You know, people say shit. I don't even know. 559 00:24:00,328 --> 00:24:02,851 I don't even listen to it half the time. 560 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:04,516 What are they saying? 561 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:08,002 Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. 562 00:24:08,003 --> 00:24:09,336 I don't even listen to it. 563 00:24:09,337 --> 00:24:11,986 Oh, bro, it's not like that. 564 00:24:12,007 --> 00:24:13,324 It's not like that. 565 00:24:13,508 --> 00:24:16,327 Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No? 566 00:24:17,178 --> 00:24:18,304 Yeah, my wife. Yeah. 567 00:24:18,305 --> 00:24:20,222 My wife is my cousin, or whatever. 568 00:24:20,223 --> 00:24:22,826 But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know. 569 00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:25,002 Is she like a first cousin, or is she... 570 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,186 Yeah, no, she's, you know... 571 00:24:26,187 --> 00:24:28,210 Her... Her father 572 00:24:28,857 --> 00:24:31,130 is the brother of my mom. 573 00:24:31,651 --> 00:24:32,843 It's not like, what... You know. 574 00:24:32,861 --> 00:24:34,178 Look, we grew up together. 575 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:36,864 And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot. 576 00:24:36,865 --> 00:24:38,699 And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know. 577 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,393 And I'm not gonna let someone... 578 00:24:40,702 --> 00:24:42,369 You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin, 579 00:24:42,370 --> 00:24:44,455 so, you know, I used the cousin thing 580 00:24:44,456 --> 00:24:45,933 as like an in with her. 581 00:24:45,957 --> 00:24:48,500 I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin. 582 00:24:48,501 --> 00:24:50,252 You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, 583 00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:52,212 it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know? 584 00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:53,380 No, I get it. Yeah. 585 00:24:53,381 --> 00:24:55,700 I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? 586 00:24:55,717 --> 00:24:56,967 - What? Having kids with her? - Yeah. 587 00:24:56,968 --> 00:24:58,285 No. We have two kids. 588 00:24:58,428 --> 00:24:59,803 And they're... I mean... 589 00:24:59,804 --> 00:25:02,473 I don't want to get personal, but they're okay? 590 00:25:02,474 --> 00:25:04,668 No, they're not retarded or anything like that. 591 00:25:04,726 --> 00:25:06,669 But there's a big chance, right, if... 592 00:25:06,686 --> 00:25:09,063 Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know, 593 00:25:09,064 --> 00:25:12,668 60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever. 594 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:13,884 That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. 595 00:25:13,902 --> 00:25:16,278 Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk, 596 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:18,072 whether you're fucking cousins or not. 597 00:25:18,073 --> 00:25:20,908 What if something like that happened? 598 00:25:20,909 --> 00:25:22,576 Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded, 599 00:25:22,577 --> 00:25:25,996 I would, you know, drive it up to the country 600 00:25:25,997 --> 00:25:27,748 and just, like, you know, open the door and say, 601 00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:30,022 "You're free now." You know, like, "Run free." 602 00:25:30,418 --> 00:25:31,519 You know? 603 00:25:36,216 --> 00:25:37,800 You're completely fucking with me. 604 00:25:40,595 --> 00:25:42,368 That's horrible. You're not gonna... 605 00:25:42,389 --> 00:25:44,056 You look like you've... No. 606 00:25:44,057 --> 00:25:45,974 We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere 607 00:25:45,975 --> 00:25:47,226 that's handled to, like, you know, 608 00:25:47,227 --> 00:25:48,874 raise the kid or whatever. 609 00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:51,480 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. 610 00:25:51,481 --> 00:25:52,648 No, I'm not fucking happy. 611 00:25:52,649 --> 00:25:54,877 No one who's married is fucking happy. 612 00:25:54,943 --> 00:25:56,545 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 613 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,821 Listen, I'm really, you know... 614 00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:01,220 I'm really appreciative for this fucking job. 615 00:26:01,282 --> 00:26:02,491 I'm really enjoying it. 616 00:26:02,492 --> 00:26:03,992 I'm really happy with what you're doing. 617 00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:06,141 Actually, I got you a little present. 618 00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:07,871 - You got me a present? - I got you something. 619 00:26:07,872 --> 00:26:09,224 Oh, fuck. You're sweet. 620 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:10,490 Yeah. It's in the back though. 621 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:13,065 - What do you mean? - You gotta go out back. 622 00:26:13,503 --> 00:26:15,446 Like it's wrapped up or something? 623 00:26:15,463 --> 00:26:17,005 It's wrapped up. Yeah. 624 00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:18,215 - I don't get it. - Neither do I. 625 00:26:18,216 --> 00:26:19,784 Let's fucking go. Come on. 626 00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:21,969 Your turn. 627 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,053 I'm not fucking doing this. 628 00:26:23,054 --> 00:26:24,201 You're out of your fucking mind. 629 00:26:24,222 --> 00:26:26,223 - Smoke this shit, bro. - No. 630 00:26:26,224 --> 00:26:28,308 No one's fucking here, bro. 631 00:26:28,309 --> 00:26:29,456 Get the fuck... 632 00:26:29,686 --> 00:26:31,311 Fucking smoke crack with me, bro. 633 00:26:31,312 --> 00:26:32,479 I'm not fucking doing it. 634 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,315 Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro. 635 00:26:35,316 --> 00:26:37,760 - One hit. One hit. That's it. - Okay. 636 00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:39,754 Fucking nut job. 637 00:27:01,843 --> 00:27:03,536 Wow! 638 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,289 Wow. 639 00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:12,337 Let's go run, huh? 640 00:27:12,645 --> 00:27:14,543 We gotta get out of here, buddy. 641 00:27:14,856 --> 00:27:17,357 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run. 642 00:27:17,358 --> 00:27:20,928 Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! 643 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:23,468 Let's run! Let's fucking run! 644 00:27:23,782 --> 00:27:25,600 Let's fucking run! Go! 645 00:27:25,617 --> 00:27:27,034 Go, go, go, go! 646 00:27:28,369 --> 00:27:30,496 You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body. 647 00:27:30,497 --> 00:27:32,039 We're closed right now. 648 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,142 So please leave us a message. 649 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,918 Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort. 650 00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:39,379 My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage. 651 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,965 Donnie and I were going out on our own. 652 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:44,384 And the first thing we needed was brokers. 653 00:27:44,385 --> 00:27:46,386 Guys with sales experience. 654 00:27:46,387 --> 00:27:48,388 So I recruited some of my hometown boys. 655 00:27:48,389 --> 00:27:50,432 Sea Otter, who sold meat 656 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,642 and weed. 657 00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:53,936 Chester, who sold tires 658 00:27:53,937 --> 00:27:55,103 and weed. 659 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:58,048 And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on. 660 00:27:58,149 --> 00:27:59,421 Mostly weed. 661 00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:02,049 Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay? 662 00:28:02,362 --> 00:28:03,529 This is Brad. 663 00:28:03,530 --> 00:28:05,280 And Brad's the guy I really wanted. 664 00:28:05,281 --> 00:28:06,615 But he didn't go along with us. 665 00:28:06,616 --> 00:28:09,243 He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes, 666 00:28:09,244 --> 00:28:12,079 he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside. 667 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,247 Getting any pussy with that thing or what? 668 00:28:13,248 --> 00:28:14,289 Yeah, man, of course. 669 00:28:14,290 --> 00:28:16,250 Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh? 670 00:28:16,251 --> 00:28:17,626 Let 'em watch. 671 00:28:17,627 --> 00:28:19,570 Let 'em watch. Know what I mean? 672 00:28:19,963 --> 00:28:23,658 Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her. 673 00:28:23,925 --> 00:28:26,904 Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through. 674 00:28:27,095 --> 00:28:29,823 Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man. 675 00:28:30,014 --> 00:28:31,254 Get the fuck out of here. 676 00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,376 Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what? 677 00:28:35,270 --> 00:28:36,462 Ma! 678 00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:39,123 You listening? It's easier than you think. 679 00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:40,607 Every person you're on the phone with, 680 00:28:40,608 --> 00:28:43,235 they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. 681 00:28:43,236 --> 00:28:44,444 They all want something for nothing. 682 00:28:44,445 --> 00:28:47,030 There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude. 683 00:28:47,031 --> 00:28:48,490 You know those guys who got like the beard 684 00:28:48,491 --> 00:28:50,639 with like no mustache or some bullshit? 685 00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:54,564 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. 686 00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:56,164 I don't understand. 687 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,437 What's that got to do with anything? 688 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,398 What the fuck are you talking about? 689 00:28:59,627 --> 00:29:01,336 I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, 690 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:04,566 but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. 691 00:29:04,632 --> 00:29:07,110 Holy fuck, you did just say that. 692 00:29:07,677 --> 00:29:09,469 What the fuck are you talking about? 693 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:10,637 Yeah, like Buddhists. 694 00:29:10,638 --> 00:29:11,680 They don't give a shit about money. 695 00:29:11,681 --> 00:29:13,765 They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit. 696 00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,601 I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. 697 00:29:15,602 --> 00:29:17,060 I'm talking about normal people, 698 00:29:17,061 --> 00:29:18,437 working-class, everyday people. 699 00:29:18,438 --> 00:29:20,439 Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy? 700 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,815 There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. 701 00:29:21,816 --> 00:29:23,759 - I'm pretty fucking sure. - There could be. 702 00:29:24,569 --> 00:29:26,111 Can we get some ketchup, please? 703 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,571 Do you guys not want to make money? 704 00:29:27,572 --> 00:29:29,364 I want to make some money. 705 00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:30,782 I want to make some fucking money, okay. 706 00:29:30,783 --> 00:29:32,100 I can sell anything. 707 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,161 Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, 708 00:29:34,162 --> 00:29:36,162 and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other. 709 00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:38,103 That's the attitude. You can sell anything? 710 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:39,791 Sell me this fucking pen right here. 711 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:41,543 You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead. 712 00:29:41,544 --> 00:29:42,816 Sell me the pen. 713 00:29:43,504 --> 00:29:45,606 Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today. 714 00:29:45,673 --> 00:29:48,071 Brad, show them how it's done. Boom. 715 00:29:48,092 --> 00:29:49,614 Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on. 716 00:29:49,677 --> 00:29:51,261 You want me to sell this fucking pen? 717 00:29:51,262 --> 00:29:53,615 That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything. 718 00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:54,848 Why don't you do me a favor. 719 00:29:54,849 --> 00:29:56,529 Write your name down on that napkin for me. 720 00:29:56,601 --> 00:29:57,726 I don't have a pen. 721 00:29:57,727 --> 00:29:59,795 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend. 722 00:29:59,854 --> 00:30:00,938 Holy shit. 723 00:30:00,939 --> 00:30:02,230 See what I'm saying? He's creating urgency. 724 00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:03,649 Get them to want to buy the stock. 725 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,525 Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean? 726 00:30:05,526 --> 00:30:06,878 And that's the thing. 727 00:30:07,028 --> 00:30:08,630 All nuns are lesbians. 728 00:30:08,696 --> 00:30:10,489 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter? 729 00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,115 Think about it. They can't keep a dude 730 00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,367 so they're gonna start fucking chicks. 731 00:30:13,368 --> 00:30:15,641 Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times. 732 00:30:15,662 --> 00:30:17,120 - He's not with us. - Friggin' Rambo. 733 00:30:17,121 --> 00:30:18,564 Now she runs. 734 00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:21,525 But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. 735 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:23,210 Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead, 736 00:30:23,211 --> 00:30:25,504 took five years to finish high school. 737 00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:27,339 Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, 738 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,532 didn't even graduate. 739 00:30:28,675 --> 00:30:30,717 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman, 740 00:30:30,718 --> 00:30:32,866 thought jujitsu was in Israel. 741 00:30:32,971 --> 00:30:35,389 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. 742 00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:37,140 He actually went to law school. 743 00:30:37,141 --> 00:30:40,666 I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. 744 00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:44,564 Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid 745 00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:47,714 and in no time, I'll make them rich. 746 00:30:49,737 --> 00:30:51,134 Oh, my God. 747 00:30:51,322 --> 00:30:52,514 Jordan, that... 748 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:53,907 You like it, baby? 749 00:30:53,908 --> 00:30:55,760 Oh, my God, it's beautiful. 750 00:30:56,411 --> 00:30:58,245 They're not the biggest stones in the world, 751 00:30:58,246 --> 00:31:00,223 but I promise they're really high quality. 752 00:31:00,331 --> 00:31:01,478 It's beautiful. 753 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,560 They're so beautiful. 754 00:31:04,127 --> 00:31:05,274 Oh, boy. 755 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:06,753 What? 756 00:31:06,754 --> 00:31:09,339 I know that look. What is it? Go ahead. 757 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,067 I don't know, it's... You know... 758 00:31:11,592 --> 00:31:13,990 These stocks... These companies... 759 00:31:14,429 --> 00:31:16,096 They're like crappy companies. 760 00:31:16,097 --> 00:31:17,494 - Well, yeah. - Okay. 761 00:31:17,515 --> 00:31:18,958 Yeah, they're terrible. 762 00:31:19,726 --> 00:31:21,101 Don't worry about it. I told you, 763 00:31:21,102 --> 00:31:22,502 what I'm doing is completely legal. 764 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,603 Yeah, I know. 765 00:31:23,604 --> 00:31:25,877 But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right? 766 00:31:26,607 --> 00:31:28,734 Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. 767 00:31:28,735 --> 00:31:30,212 You know how it goes. 768 00:31:30,361 --> 00:31:32,863 Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people 769 00:31:32,864 --> 00:31:35,217 who can, like, afford to lose all that money? 770 00:31:37,076 --> 00:31:38,223 Of course. 771 00:31:39,203 --> 00:31:41,351 But rich people don't buy penny stocks. 772 00:31:41,831 --> 00:31:43,308 They just don't. 773 00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,935 Why not? 774 00:31:46,836 --> 00:31:48,795 Because they're too smart, 775 00:31:48,796 --> 00:31:50,148 that's why not. 776 00:31:50,173 --> 00:31:53,175 I mean, what person with a college education 777 00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:54,551 would trust this bunch of jerk-offs? 778 00:31:54,552 --> 00:31:55,802 Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back. 779 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:56,970 I got 5 fucking grand on the phone right now! 780 00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:58,221 Hey! 781 00:31:58,222 --> 00:32:01,266 But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs? 782 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:04,587 What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money? 783 00:32:04,645 --> 00:32:06,167 Real money. 784 00:32:06,731 --> 00:32:08,674 So I decided to reinvent the company. 785 00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:11,094 Gentlemen, welcome 786 00:32:11,778 --> 00:32:14,006 to Stratton Oakmont. 787 00:32:14,238 --> 00:32:15,931 You schnooks will now be targeting 788 00:32:15,948 --> 00:32:19,143 the wealthiest 1% of Americans. 789 00:32:19,327 --> 00:32:21,270 We're talking about whales here. 790 00:32:21,412 --> 00:32:23,264 Moby fucking Dicks. 791 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:27,501 And with this script, which is now your new harpoon, 792 00:32:27,502 --> 00:32:29,711 I'm gonna teach each and every one of you 793 00:32:29,712 --> 00:32:32,440 to be Captain fucking Ahab. 794 00:32:32,673 --> 00:32:34,195 Get it? Huh? 795 00:32:34,217 --> 00:32:35,443 Captain who? 796 00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:37,112 Captain Ahab. From the fucking... 797 00:32:38,846 --> 00:32:40,789 The book, motherfucker. From the book. 798 00:32:40,807 --> 00:32:42,849 Turn your fucking brain on. 799 00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:44,267 - Fuck you. - Jesus fuck, Robbie. 800 00:32:44,268 --> 00:32:47,338 Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name. 801 00:32:47,355 --> 00:32:50,425 A company that our clients can believe in. 802 00:32:50,775 --> 00:32:53,503 A company that our clients can trust. 803 00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:58,281 A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street 804 00:32:58,282 --> 00:33:01,785 that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower 805 00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:03,684 and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont 806 00:33:03,704 --> 00:33:06,102 right into Plymouth fucking Rock! 807 00:33:06,207 --> 00:33:07,809 You got it? 808 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:09,709 What we're gonna do is this. 809 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,004 First we pitch 'em Disney, ATandT, IBM, 810 00:33:13,005 --> 00:33:14,965 blue chip stocks exclusively. 811 00:33:14,966 --> 00:33:17,239 Companies these people know. 812 00:33:17,385 --> 00:33:21,331 Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit. 813 00:33:21,389 --> 00:33:23,515 The pink sheets, the penny stocks, 814 00:33:23,516 --> 00:33:25,163 where we make the money. 815 00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:27,370 - 50% commission, baby. - Ooh. 816 00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:30,480 Now the key to making money in a situation like this 817 00:33:30,481 --> 00:33:33,585 is to position yourself now before the settlement. 818 00:33:33,693 --> 00:33:36,570 Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal, 819 00:33:36,571 --> 00:33:38,514 it's already too late. 820 00:33:39,198 --> 00:33:40,740 Then you wait. 821 00:33:40,741 --> 00:33:41,908 You wait. 822 00:33:41,909 --> 00:33:44,603 And whoever speaks first loses. 823 00:33:46,539 --> 00:33:47,856 Sorry, uh... 824 00:33:47,915 --> 00:33:49,437 I appreciate the call. 825 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:51,877 I really have to give this some thought 826 00:33:51,878 --> 00:33:53,712 and talk to my wife about it. 827 00:33:53,713 --> 00:33:54,905 Can I call you back? 828 00:33:55,089 --> 00:33:56,506 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it, 829 00:33:56,507 --> 00:33:58,925 they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy. 830 00:33:58,926 --> 00:34:00,844 Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. 831 00:34:00,845 --> 00:34:04,431 The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys. 832 00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:06,141 And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you. 833 00:34:06,142 --> 00:34:08,062 You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right? 834 00:34:09,061 --> 00:34:10,729 So, what do you say? 835 00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:13,982 You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at 7 836 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:15,505 and took you out at 32... 837 00:34:15,568 --> 00:34:18,153 Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47... 838 00:34:18,154 --> 00:34:20,822 U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41... 839 00:34:20,823 --> 00:34:22,449 You wouldn't be saying to me right now, "Chester, 840 00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:24,326 "pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney 841 00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:26,054 "on the spot, right now. Come on." 842 00:34:26,495 --> 00:34:27,954 Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously? 843 00:34:27,955 --> 00:34:29,372 I don't know you. 844 00:34:29,373 --> 00:34:31,726 You cold-called me. You're a total stranger. 845 00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:32,918 I am in complete agreement with you. 846 00:34:32,919 --> 00:34:34,692 You don't know me, I don't know you. 847 00:34:34,754 --> 00:34:35,921 Let me introduce myself to you. 848 00:34:35,922 --> 00:34:37,380 My name is Alden Kupferberg. 849 00:34:37,381 --> 00:34:38,824 - Robbie Feinberg. - Chester Ming. 850 00:34:38,841 --> 00:34:40,717 I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont... 851 00:34:40,718 --> 00:34:42,219 and I plan on being one of the... 852 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,596 top brokers in my firm next year. 853 00:34:44,597 --> 00:34:46,637 And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley. 854 00:34:46,682 --> 00:34:48,683 I do wanna say that you sound like a... 855 00:34:48,684 --> 00:34:50,518 You sound like a pretty sincere guy. 856 00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:51,686 It's not gonna make you rich 857 00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:52,812 and it's not gonna make you poor. 858 00:34:52,813 --> 00:34:55,382 But what this trade will do is serve as... 859 00:34:55,399 --> 00:34:57,752 a benchmark for future business, Kevin. 860 00:34:57,777 --> 00:34:59,653 You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty? 861 00:34:59,654 --> 00:35:00,987 And then you'll know for sure 862 00:35:00,988 --> 00:35:03,156 that you finally found a broker on Wall Street 863 00:35:03,157 --> 00:35:04,783 that you can trust, 864 00:35:04,784 --> 00:35:08,479 and who can consistently make you money. 865 00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:09,980 Sound fair enough? 866 00:35:11,999 --> 00:35:13,976 You know what... Yeah. 867 00:35:14,752 --> 00:35:16,604 I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 868 00:35:18,381 --> 00:35:19,756 What are you thinking? 869 00:35:19,757 --> 00:35:20,858 Kevin. 870 00:35:21,425 --> 00:35:23,385 You give me one shot here 871 00:35:23,386 --> 00:35:26,096 on a blue chip stock like Kodak, 872 00:35:26,097 --> 00:35:28,348 and believe me, Kevin, 873 00:35:28,349 --> 00:35:30,976 the only problem you're gonna have 874 00:35:30,977 --> 00:35:33,500 is that you didn't buy more. 875 00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:35,130 Sound fair enough? 876 00:35:36,524 --> 00:35:37,716 Shit. My... 877 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,132 Uh... 878 00:35:41,529 --> 00:35:43,256 My wife might divorce me, but... 879 00:35:43,281 --> 00:35:44,473 Yeah, let's do it. 880 00:35:46,075 --> 00:35:47,575 Excellent choice, Kevin. 881 00:35:47,576 --> 00:35:49,474 How much do you want to go for this time? 882 00:35:49,578 --> 00:35:51,538 Let's do 5... $5,000. 883 00:35:51,539 --> 00:35:52,789 Can we try 8,000, Kevin? 884 00:35:52,790 --> 00:35:54,233 All right. Let's do 10. 885 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:55,542 - Ten. - You want to do that? 886 00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:56,626 Excellent choice! 887 00:35:56,627 --> 00:35:58,128 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now 888 00:35:58,129 --> 00:35:59,421 and get back to you in a few minutes 889 00:35:59,422 --> 00:36:00,880 with an exact confirmation, Kevin. 890 00:36:00,881 --> 00:36:03,550 And welcome to Stratton Oakmont. 891 00:36:03,551 --> 00:36:05,824 Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer. 892 00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:07,053 This is fun. 893 00:36:07,054 --> 00:36:08,326 Take it easy, Kev. 894 00:36:08,389 --> 00:36:10,332 Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a... 895 00:36:11,017 --> 00:36:13,040 Fuck that motherfucker! 896 00:36:13,144 --> 00:36:14,996 That's what I'm talking about! 897 00:36:18,357 --> 00:36:19,754 What a fucking idiot. 898 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:23,300 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines. 899 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:26,758 And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines. 900 00:36:26,782 --> 00:36:27,974 Get in now or... 901 00:36:28,075 --> 00:36:29,743 - I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming... 902 00:36:29,744 --> 00:36:31,036 and I'm a Senior Vice President 903 00:36:31,037 --> 00:36:32,354 with Stratton Oakmont. 904 00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:36,609 Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss. 905 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:38,126 When did he pass? 906 00:36:38,127 --> 00:36:39,210 Just say I'm wrong, right. 907 00:36:39,211 --> 00:36:40,337 And the stock goes down a couple points... 908 00:36:40,338 --> 00:36:41,921 and it makes you, in the words of my grandfather, 909 00:36:41,922 --> 00:36:44,799 God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money." 910 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,009 It's like getting in on fucking sunlight 911 00:36:46,010 --> 00:36:47,657 before there was fucking sunlight. You understand? 912 00:36:47,762 --> 00:36:49,554 Can we do 8,000 shares? 913 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,123 Okay, 25,000. 914 00:36:52,892 --> 00:36:54,225 That's a very intelligent decision. 915 00:36:54,226 --> 00:36:55,986 I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate. 916 00:36:56,771 --> 00:36:57,872 Rhonda! 917 00:36:58,522 --> 00:36:59,898 - Rhonda! - ...put you through to Andrea. 918 00:36:59,899 --> 00:37:01,717 Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda? 919 00:37:08,074 --> 00:37:09,449 Everybody have a good week? 920 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,642 Yeah! 921 00:37:11,911 --> 00:37:13,119 The end of the month. 922 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,790 $28.7 million in gross commissions, 923 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:19,610 all from pink sheet stock, boys! 924 00:37:21,253 --> 00:37:24,339 And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery, 925 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,174 I have offered our lovely sales assistant, 926 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,176 Danielle Harrison, here, 927 00:37:28,177 --> 00:37:31,971 $10,000 to shave her fucking head! 928 00:37:31,972 --> 00:37:33,198 Yeah! 929 00:37:35,059 --> 00:37:36,752 Yeah, you want this? 930 00:37:36,811 --> 00:37:37,912 You want this? 931 00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:40,422 Let's scalp her! Scalp her! 932 00:37:40,564 --> 00:37:42,816 Let the scalping begin! 933 00:37:46,487 --> 00:37:47,930 Scalp! Scalp! Scalp! 934 00:37:49,782 --> 00:37:52,075 FYI, boys, Danielle has promised 935 00:37:52,076 --> 00:37:55,120 to use this $10,000 for breast implants! 936 00:37:55,121 --> 00:37:56,538 She's already got C cups, 937 00:37:56,539 --> 00:37:58,641 but now she wants fucking double D's! 938 00:37:58,707 --> 00:38:01,356 Is this a great fucking company or what? 939 00:38:03,712 --> 00:38:06,691 Is this the greatest company in the world? 940 00:38:09,718 --> 00:38:11,115 Donnie! 941 00:38:11,178 --> 00:38:14,623 Blow the roof off this motherfucker! 942 00:38:43,377 --> 00:38:44,899 - Champagne? - Whoo! 943 00:38:48,757 --> 00:38:51,280 Send in the stripees! 944 00:39:25,586 --> 00:39:26,687 Mine! 945 00:39:41,685 --> 00:39:45,396 Word about us spread throughout Wall Street. 946 00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:47,374 Even the places I didn't want it to. 947 00:39:56,909 --> 00:39:59,452 It wasn't long before Forbes magazine, 948 00:39:59,453 --> 00:40:02,288 the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me. 949 00:40:02,289 --> 00:40:05,708 Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont? 950 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:06,981 One word? 951 00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:10,777 Diversification. 952 00:40:11,465 --> 00:40:12,840 Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough. 953 00:40:12,841 --> 00:40:13,925 - I appreciate your time. - Fantastic. 954 00:40:13,926 --> 00:40:15,027 Can we get a quick picture? 955 00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:19,574 A total fucking hatchet job. 956 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,788 This conniving little twat! Look at this! 957 00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:24,787 "The Wolf of Wall Street" they call me. Look. 958 00:40:24,812 --> 00:40:25,959 Your hair looks good. 959 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,522 - Well, my hair looks good. - Yeah. 960 00:40:27,523 --> 00:40:28,982 "Jordan Belfort, 961 00:40:28,983 --> 00:40:31,568 "sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood 962 00:40:31,569 --> 00:40:34,297 "who takes from the rich and gives to himself 963 00:40:34,321 --> 00:40:36,155 "and his merry little band of brokers." 964 00:40:36,156 --> 00:40:37,633 - Read that. Read it. - Listen. 965 00:40:37,825 --> 00:40:41,536 There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart. 966 00:40:41,537 --> 00:40:42,980 Read the article, babe. 967 00:40:43,205 --> 00:40:45,683 Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine. 968 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,060 Big fucking deal I look great. 969 00:40:48,502 --> 00:40:49,961 Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please? 970 00:40:49,962 --> 00:40:51,985 Excuse me, excuse me, sir! 971 00:40:54,258 --> 00:40:55,860 Calm the fuck down! 972 00:40:56,343 --> 00:40:57,740 What the hell's all this? 973 00:40:57,845 --> 00:41:00,664 It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now. 974 00:41:00,681 --> 00:41:01,848 Hey! What did I say? 975 00:41:01,849 --> 00:41:03,166 I'm just trying to be nice. 976 00:41:03,392 --> 00:41:06,086 Hey, you want a job, you talk to me! 977 00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:07,454 - Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute. 978 00:41:07,521 --> 00:41:10,170 Forbes made me a superstar. 979 00:41:11,275 --> 00:41:16,222 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door. 980 00:41:16,989 --> 00:41:20,199 If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight 981 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,909 and spent whatever allowance they had 982 00:41:21,910 --> 00:41:24,412 on a new suit from our Stratton tailor. 983 00:41:24,413 --> 00:41:26,060 Are you fucking serious right now? 984 00:41:26,457 --> 00:41:30,232 I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs. 985 00:41:30,252 --> 00:41:32,855 And here comes this jerk-off sniffing around. 986 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:36,549 But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world, 987 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:40,029 there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down. 988 00:41:41,305 --> 00:41:43,533 Within months, we doubled in size, 989 00:41:43,557 --> 00:41:45,375 moved to even bigger offices. 990 00:41:52,691 --> 00:41:54,043 It was a madhouse. 991 00:41:54,401 --> 00:41:55,673 A greed-fest, 992 00:41:55,694 --> 00:41:59,674 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. 993 00:42:00,032 --> 00:42:01,258 Yes! 994 00:42:02,034 --> 00:42:05,870 It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone 995 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,848 between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00. 996 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:10,583 But I'm telling you, even that didn't help. 997 00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:13,753 Actually, the madness started on our very first day, 998 00:42:13,754 --> 00:42:15,296 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, 999 00:42:15,297 --> 00:42:17,507 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob 1000 00:42:17,508 --> 00:42:19,092 from a sales assistant. 1001 00:42:19,093 --> 00:42:21,094 Her name was Pam, and to her credit, 1002 00:42:21,095 --> 00:42:23,429 she did have this amazing technique, 1003 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:26,204 with this wild twist and jerk motion. 1004 00:42:26,308 --> 00:42:27,725 About a month later, 1005 00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:29,727 Donnie and I decided to double-team her 1006 00:42:29,728 --> 00:42:30,978 on a Saturday afternoon 1007 00:42:30,979 --> 00:42:33,832 while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. 1008 00:42:34,108 --> 00:42:35,483 Eventually, Ben married her, 1009 00:42:35,484 --> 00:42:38,027 which was pretty amazing considering she blew 1010 00:42:38,028 --> 00:42:40,426 every single guy in the office. 1011 00:42:40,572 --> 00:42:43,767 Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later. 1012 00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:48,287 Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer. 1013 00:42:48,288 --> 00:42:50,390 Stratton's very own Gestapo. 1014 00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:54,919 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper, 1015 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,379 which could be set off by something 1016 00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:58,381 as innocuous as a ringing telephone. 1017 00:43:00,008 --> 00:43:02,719 Who the fuck has the goddamn gall 1018 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,448 to call this house on a Tuesday night? 1019 00:43:05,597 --> 00:43:07,682 God damn it! 1020 00:43:07,683 --> 00:43:08,808 You're gonna miss it! 1021 00:43:08,809 --> 00:43:10,727 Ooh, please, tell me something I don't know. 1022 00:43:10,728 --> 00:43:13,563 I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer 1023 00:43:13,564 --> 00:43:15,940 and they have to fucking... Hello. 1024 00:43:15,941 --> 00:43:17,734 But as soon as he picked up the phone... 1025 00:43:17,735 --> 00:43:19,132 Gene. How are you, Gene? 1026 00:43:19,153 --> 00:43:21,154 he'd affect this weird British accent. 1027 00:43:21,155 --> 00:43:23,007 Right-o, Gene, that'd be great. 1028 00:43:23,490 --> 00:43:24,741 Cheerio. 1029 00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:25,825 It was absolutely bizarre. 1030 00:43:25,826 --> 00:43:27,493 The fucking halfwit! 1031 00:43:27,494 --> 00:43:28,619 - He'd hang up... - You missed it! 1032 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,643 and then he's Mad Max all over again. 1033 00:43:30,998 --> 00:43:32,099 Damn it! 1034 00:43:32,124 --> 00:43:34,022 All right, tell me what happened. What happened? 1035 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,586 Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister. 1036 00:43:36,587 --> 00:43:38,087 Who's he? Who? Tell me who... 1037 00:43:38,088 --> 00:43:39,756 The main guy. You know who the main... 1038 00:43:39,757 --> 00:43:40,923 The main guy... 1039 00:43:40,924 --> 00:43:43,368 it was his mother's sister. She showed up dead. 1040 00:43:44,678 --> 00:43:46,345 Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know 1041 00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:48,164 everything we were doing at Stratton. 1042 00:43:48,265 --> 00:43:50,288 And then there's a big target and we... 1043 00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:52,290 They get launched at the target. They stick. 1044 00:43:52,352 --> 00:43:54,520 There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign. 1045 00:43:54,521 --> 00:43:55,688 Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign... 1046 00:43:55,689 --> 00:43:56,731 gets the most points. 1047 00:43:56,732 --> 00:43:59,025 I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing. 1048 00:43:59,026 --> 00:44:01,027 So if it gets hurt, what happens? 1049 00:44:01,028 --> 00:44:02,361 'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts. 1050 00:44:02,362 --> 00:44:03,696 I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like... 1051 00:44:03,697 --> 00:44:05,573 They got like superhuman strength. 1052 00:44:05,574 --> 00:44:06,866 I think he's gonna be fine. 1053 00:44:06,867 --> 00:44:08,868 You can't look him right in the eyes. 1054 00:44:08,869 --> 00:44:10,119 You can't look him in the eye? 1055 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,893 That's a fact. I saw it on PBS. 1056 00:44:11,955 --> 00:44:13,831 They get confused and their wires get crossed. 1057 00:44:13,832 --> 00:44:15,458 You gotta look at their chin. 1058 00:44:15,459 --> 00:44:16,584 Like it looks like I'm looking at you 1059 00:44:16,585 --> 00:44:17,668 but I'm looking at your chin. 1060 00:44:17,669 --> 00:44:19,879 I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you? 1061 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,881 They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact, 1062 00:44:21,882 --> 00:44:23,529 like, wherever you are standing in the room. 1063 00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:24,818 And they lock in. 1064 00:44:24,927 --> 00:44:27,327 No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them? 1065 00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:28,721 We're allowed to throw shit at 'em. 1066 00:44:28,722 --> 00:44:30,223 We're allowed to throw food? Bananas. 1067 00:44:30,224 --> 00:44:31,724 Any food. Correct. 1068 00:44:31,725 --> 00:44:32,892 But, for example, what I wouldn't do is 1069 00:44:32,893 --> 00:44:34,727 maybe like tell him to pull his cock out 1070 00:44:34,728 --> 00:44:36,501 and like get some of the girls to, you know, 1071 00:44:36,563 --> 00:44:37,688 fondle him and shit like that. 1072 00:44:37,689 --> 00:44:38,773 That would be... That's unacceptable? 1073 00:44:38,774 --> 00:44:39,857 Let's keep that in our back pocket. 1074 00:44:39,858 --> 00:44:41,943 This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard. 1075 00:44:41,944 --> 00:44:43,045 Correct. Yes, yes, yes. 1076 00:44:43,070 --> 00:44:44,487 The thing is, this is their gift, okay. 1077 00:44:44,488 --> 00:44:46,614 They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart. 1078 00:44:46,615 --> 00:44:47,907 They're top heavy like a lawn dart. 1079 00:44:47,908 --> 00:44:48,991 So they're built for accuracy. 1080 00:44:48,992 --> 00:44:51,015 Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy? 1081 00:44:51,078 --> 00:44:52,203 That's his fucking brother, Rob. 1082 00:44:52,204 --> 00:44:53,621 His brother's the bowling ball. 1083 00:44:53,622 --> 00:44:55,414 The brother, you put a skateboard on him, 1084 00:44:55,415 --> 00:44:56,749 you strap him to a skateboard, 1085 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:58,251 you toss him down an alley at some pins. 1086 00:44:58,252 --> 00:44:59,961 - No shit. That's interesting. - Swear to fucking God. 1087 00:44:59,962 --> 00:45:02,046 - Can we get that guy? - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too. 1088 00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:04,215 But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah. 1089 00:45:04,216 --> 00:45:05,550 - Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will? 1090 00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:06,926 They are very ornery by the way, 1091 00:45:06,927 --> 00:45:08,427 so you gotta be very careful with these little guys. 1092 00:45:08,428 --> 00:45:09,512 Safety first. 1093 00:45:09,513 --> 00:45:10,680 Safety is first, all right? 1094 00:45:10,681 --> 00:45:12,598 I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun 1095 00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:14,350 ready to knock this fucker out. 1096 00:45:14,351 --> 00:45:16,602 - Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns. 1097 00:45:16,603 --> 00:45:17,687 A pellet gun maybe? 1098 00:45:17,688 --> 00:45:18,896 No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him. 1099 00:45:18,897 --> 00:45:20,377 I just want him out. Knocked out cold. 1100 00:45:20,399 --> 00:45:23,002 But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay? 1101 00:45:23,151 --> 00:45:24,944 If we don't consider him a human, 1102 00:45:24,945 --> 00:45:27,196 we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear. 1103 00:45:27,197 --> 00:45:28,322 Like The Flying Wallendas. 1104 00:45:28,323 --> 00:45:30,366 You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody. 1105 00:45:30,367 --> 00:45:32,201 The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind 1106 00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:34,145 is that these things gossip. 1107 00:45:34,162 --> 00:45:35,788 They get together and they gossip. 1108 00:45:35,789 --> 00:45:37,290 - That's a good point. - And the last thing 1109 00:45:37,291 --> 00:45:39,542 that we need is them getting together and saying, 1110 00:45:39,543 --> 00:45:41,210 "Oh, they made fun of us." 1111 00:45:41,211 --> 00:45:42,879 Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad. 1112 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,047 That's why I love you. You think of shit like that. 1113 00:45:45,048 --> 00:45:48,152 When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay? 1114 00:45:48,302 --> 00:45:51,531 One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us. 1115 00:45:51,555 --> 00:45:53,202 We accept them, one of us! 1116 00:45:53,265 --> 00:45:54,992 Gooble gobble, one of us. 1117 00:45:55,017 --> 00:45:56,392 We accept them, one of us. 1118 00:45:56,393 --> 00:45:57,518 Gooble gobble, one of us! 1119 00:45:57,519 --> 00:45:58,895 Jordan! Your dad's coming. 1120 00:45:58,896 --> 00:46:00,464 Something about the American Express bill. 1121 00:46:00,522 --> 00:46:01,714 Can you get him out of here? 1122 00:46:01,732 --> 00:46:02,924 Yeah. Lick my twat. 1123 00:46:02,983 --> 00:46:04,255 No, I'm serious! 1124 00:46:04,902 --> 00:46:06,694 Fuck. Guys, act like we're working. 1125 00:46:06,695 --> 00:46:08,263 You got any fucking stock forms? 1126 00:46:08,614 --> 00:46:09,864 He's coming, he's coming. 1127 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:11,091 Make some shit up. 1128 00:46:11,575 --> 00:46:13,222 I think if we short Pfizer... 1129 00:46:13,577 --> 00:46:18,228 $430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh? 1130 00:46:18,332 --> 00:46:23,628 Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month! 1131 00:46:23,629 --> 00:46:25,838 Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax. 1132 00:46:25,839 --> 00:46:27,173 - Business expenses? - Yes. 1133 00:46:27,174 --> 00:46:28,674 - Jordy, look what you got here. - What? 1134 00:46:28,675 --> 00:46:32,621 Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner! 1135 00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:34,452 Okay. No, no. This could be explained. 1136 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,959 Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients. 1137 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,893 Right. The porterhouse from Argentina. 1138 00:46:38,894 --> 00:46:41,187 Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne. 1139 00:46:41,188 --> 00:46:42,790 And you ordered all the fucking sides. 1140 00:46:42,814 --> 00:46:44,857 - Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so... 1141 00:46:44,858 --> 00:46:48,428 Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? 1142 00:46:48,737 --> 00:46:50,805 What are these sides? They cure cancer? 1143 00:46:50,906 --> 00:46:52,782 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. 1144 00:46:52,783 --> 00:46:54,305 That's why they were expensive. 1145 00:46:54,618 --> 00:46:56,311 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious. 1146 00:46:56,370 --> 00:46:58,371 - Stop. - And EJ Entertainment? 1147 00:46:58,372 --> 00:47:00,145 What the fuck is EJ Entertainment? 1148 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:03,042 Well, that's, uh... 1149 00:47:03,043 --> 00:47:04,251 Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment? 1150 00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:05,378 How do I describe this? 1151 00:47:05,379 --> 00:47:06,504 Jord, what is that? 1152 00:47:06,505 --> 00:47:08,699 - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! - I know. 1153 00:47:08,715 --> 00:47:10,817 - That's what it is! - That is what it is. 1154 00:47:10,884 --> 00:47:12,927 Isn't that the perfect description for it? 1155 00:47:12,928 --> 00:47:15,596 That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me. 1156 00:47:15,597 --> 00:47:16,994 This is all of them. 1157 00:47:17,057 --> 00:47:18,891 - Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though. 1158 00:47:18,892 --> 00:47:20,835 Fucking explain this shit to him! 1159 00:47:20,894 --> 00:47:23,372 These are all of your fucking charges right here! 1160 00:47:23,605 --> 00:47:26,065 The IRS, they allow for TandA. It's fine. 1161 00:47:26,066 --> 00:47:27,358 Listen! 1162 00:47:27,359 --> 00:47:28,506 Listen! 1163 00:47:28,527 --> 00:47:29,652 Yeah. I said TandE. 1164 00:47:29,653 --> 00:47:31,028 - No, no. You said TandA. - No, I didn't. 1165 00:47:31,029 --> 00:47:32,113 Yeah, you did. 1166 00:47:32,114 --> 00:47:34,490 - When did I say that? - You said TandA. It's T 1167 00:47:34,491 --> 00:47:35,866 I know you're upset about the dinner, 1168 00:47:35,867 --> 00:47:40,246 and that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said TandE. 1169 00:47:40,247 --> 00:47:41,956 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said. 1170 00:47:41,957 --> 00:47:43,332 - Dad. He said TandA. - He did? 1171 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:44,750 Absolutely, no question. 1172 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:46,002 I'm trying to... 1173 00:47:46,003 --> 00:47:47,128 I'm getting this close! 1174 00:47:47,129 --> 00:47:48,421 - Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close. 1175 00:47:48,422 --> 00:47:50,965 That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max. 1176 00:47:50,966 --> 00:47:52,091 He's gonna fucking kill you. 1177 00:47:52,092 --> 00:47:53,739 Why do you hold it in? Why do you... 1178 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,511 Max, why do you hold it in? 1179 00:47:55,512 --> 00:47:57,330 That's it. Get the fuck out of here! 1180 00:47:57,347 --> 00:47:59,745 - No, no, no! - Asshole, get out of here. 1181 00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:01,873 What kind of hooker takes credit cards? 1182 00:48:01,893 --> 00:48:03,019 A rich one. 1183 00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:05,438 At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers. 1184 00:48:05,439 --> 00:48:07,815 The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material. 1185 00:48:07,816 --> 00:48:09,400 They cost between $300 and $500 1186 00:48:09,401 --> 00:48:10,776 and you had to wear a condom 1187 00:48:10,777 --> 00:48:12,278 unless you gave them a hefty tip, 1188 00:48:12,279 --> 00:48:14,222 which, of course, I always did. 1189 00:48:14,281 --> 00:48:17,950 Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great. 1190 00:48:17,951 --> 00:48:20,369 They cost between 200 and 300 bucks. 1191 00:48:20,370 --> 00:48:22,939 Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks. 1192 00:48:22,956 --> 00:48:25,916 They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom, 1193 00:48:25,917 --> 00:48:27,251 you'd have to get a penicillin shot 1194 00:48:27,252 --> 00:48:29,712 the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off. 1195 00:48:29,713 --> 00:48:31,656 Not that we didn't fuck them, too. 1196 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,567 Believe me, we did. 1197 00:48:34,384 --> 00:48:36,407 Ow! It's that slipped disc thing again. 1198 00:48:37,137 --> 00:48:38,955 I know what it is. You know, too much... 1199 00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:40,765 with EJ Entertainment. 1200 00:48:40,766 --> 00:48:41,849 Pops. 1201 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,293 How are things at home? 1202 00:48:43,351 --> 00:48:44,953 Well, not the best. 1203 00:48:45,228 --> 00:48:47,581 She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying? 1204 00:48:47,939 --> 00:48:49,148 It's like the smell... 1205 00:48:49,149 --> 00:48:50,842 There's a smell, there's an attraction thing. 1206 00:48:50,859 --> 00:48:53,486 After a while it kind of fades away a little bit. 1207 00:48:53,487 --> 00:48:55,237 Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away. 1208 00:48:55,238 --> 00:48:57,261 - Supposed to? - That's marriage. You know... 1209 00:48:57,282 --> 00:48:59,976 Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time. 1210 00:48:59,993 --> 00:49:01,202 What do you think? We're, we're... 1211 00:49:01,203 --> 00:49:03,146 We're jumping into bed every two minutes? 1212 00:49:03,163 --> 00:49:04,606 - It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death. 1213 00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:06,850 I want to stay married, Dad, but... 1214 00:49:07,167 --> 00:49:08,250 It's crazy out there. 1215 00:49:08,251 --> 00:49:09,835 Some of these girls... You should see them. 1216 00:49:09,836 --> 00:49:11,188 Oh, my God! 1217 00:49:11,671 --> 00:49:12,838 They're fucking... 1218 00:49:12,839 --> 00:49:14,840 The things they're doing now, Pops. 1219 00:49:14,841 --> 00:49:17,285 I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level. 1220 00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:18,949 - Really? - And they're all shaved, too. 1221 00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:20,492 - Get out of here! - All shaven. 1222 00:49:20,555 --> 00:49:21,952 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah. 1223 00:49:21,973 --> 00:49:24,292 - Bald as a china doll. - No bush? 1224 00:49:24,351 --> 00:49:26,374 - No bush. - Oh, my God! 1225 00:49:26,394 --> 00:49:30,064 All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore. 1226 00:49:30,065 --> 00:49:31,148 It's a new world. 1227 00:49:31,149 --> 00:49:33,192 They're bald from the eyebrows down. 1228 00:49:33,193 --> 00:49:35,796 - Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers. 1229 00:49:35,904 --> 00:49:37,221 Wow. A new world. 1230 00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:40,342 I was born too... Too early. 1231 00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:42,644 I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. 1232 00:49:42,828 --> 00:49:44,036 - Really? - Yeah. 1233 00:49:44,037 --> 00:49:45,229 I don't mind it. 1234 00:49:45,497 --> 00:49:46,598 Dad. 1235 00:49:47,165 --> 00:49:49,142 I don't want you stressing out about any of this. 1236 00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:50,501 How can I not get stressed out? 1237 00:49:50,502 --> 00:49:51,961 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you. 1238 00:49:51,962 --> 00:49:53,212 I know they're knuckleheads 1239 00:49:53,213 --> 00:49:55,566 but I need them to want to live like me, you get it? 1240 00:49:55,757 --> 00:49:56,983 To live like me. 1241 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,447 Jordy. 1242 00:49:58,468 --> 00:50:02,289 One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost. 1243 00:50:04,391 --> 00:50:06,118 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 1244 00:50:06,393 --> 00:50:09,588 Crazy? This is obscene. 1245 00:50:09,813 --> 00:50:11,165 It was obscene. 1246 00:50:11,398 --> 00:50:12,920 In the normal world. 1247 00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:15,423 But who the fuck wanted to live there? 1248 00:50:16,236 --> 00:50:19,260 Go party your fucking cocks off! 1249 00:50:21,908 --> 00:50:26,184 We are about to become fucking legends 1250 00:50:26,246 --> 00:50:28,189 on Wall Street! 1251 00:50:28,582 --> 00:50:32,751 We got plans up here that's gonna take this company 1252 00:50:32,752 --> 00:50:35,822 into the fucking stratosphere! 1253 00:50:38,925 --> 00:50:40,527 Wolfie! Wolfie! 1254 00:50:44,556 --> 00:50:46,374 Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them. 1255 00:50:46,433 --> 00:50:48,934 Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time? 1256 00:50:48,935 --> 00:50:50,227 This way we become the underwriters. 1257 00:50:50,228 --> 00:50:51,854 It was our next big move. 1258 00:50:51,855 --> 00:50:55,524 Finding companies to take public. IPOs. 1259 00:50:55,525 --> 00:50:57,401 It was the only way these Wall Street pricks 1260 00:50:57,402 --> 00:51:01,197 would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop. 1261 00:51:01,198 --> 00:51:02,515 We got Arncliffe International. 1262 00:51:02,574 --> 00:51:04,116 See, we were a little different. 1263 00:51:04,117 --> 00:51:07,786 We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows 1264 00:51:07,787 --> 00:51:10,331 in order to stimulate our free-flowing ideas, 1265 00:51:10,332 --> 00:51:13,436 which is why we were popping these ludes like they were MandM's. 1266 00:51:14,044 --> 00:51:15,566 Steve Madden. 1267 00:51:17,005 --> 00:51:18,255 We own the fucking companies... 1268 00:51:18,256 --> 00:51:20,132 We own the companies... 1269 00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:22,156 Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you. 1270 00:51:22,219 --> 00:51:24,242 Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1271 00:51:24,304 --> 00:51:29,080 Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now. 1272 00:52:02,259 --> 00:52:03,884 The Quaalude, 1273 00:52:03,885 --> 00:52:06,845 or lude, as it is commonly referred to, 1274 00:52:06,846 --> 00:52:09,473 was first synthesized in 1951 1275 00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:12,226 by an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers, 1276 00:52:12,227 --> 00:52:13,727 as a sedative, 1277 00:52:13,728 --> 00:52:17,674 and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. 1278 00:52:18,191 --> 00:52:20,526 But pretty soon someone figured out 1279 00:52:20,527 --> 00:52:24,363 that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, 1280 00:52:24,364 --> 00:52:26,842 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. 1281 00:52:27,117 --> 00:52:30,812 Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course. 1282 00:52:30,829 --> 00:52:34,103 And in 1982, the U-S. government Schedule 1'd them. 1283 00:52:34,207 --> 00:52:36,309 Along with the rest of the world. 1284 00:52:36,543 --> 00:52:39,738 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. 1285 00:52:39,921 --> 00:52:42,774 No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore. 1286 00:52:43,049 --> 00:52:45,322 You people are all shit out of luck. 1287 00:52:45,385 --> 00:52:46,927 What are you saying? What is it? 1288 00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:48,200 Steve Madden. 1289 00:52:48,221 --> 00:52:50,198 Steve Madden. 1290 00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:51,574 Steve. 1291 00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:52,825 Steve. 1292 00:52:53,018 --> 00:52:54,560 You remember those ads? 1293 00:52:54,561 --> 00:52:57,021 Those giant-headed girls with the bug eyes 1294 00:52:57,022 --> 00:52:58,749 wearing those big clunky shoes? 1295 00:52:59,441 --> 00:53:01,025 My friend from school, Steve Madden. 1296 00:53:01,026 --> 00:53:02,484 His friend from school, Steve Madden. 1297 00:53:02,485 --> 00:53:05,362 Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment. 1298 00:53:05,363 --> 00:53:09,158 And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public. 1299 00:53:09,159 --> 00:53:10,492 Go ahead, go ahead, what is it? 1300 00:53:10,493 --> 00:53:11,869 Except, guess who grew up with him? 1301 00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:13,746 - Women's shoes. - Women's shoes. 1302 00:53:13,747 --> 00:53:16,396 My very own Vice President. 1303 00:53:16,750 --> 00:53:18,292 Women's shoes! 1304 00:53:18,293 --> 00:53:20,191 Diamond Donnie Azoff. 1305 00:53:21,129 --> 00:53:22,880 - Steve Madden. - Steve. 1306 00:53:22,881 --> 00:53:24,298 Steve. 1307 00:53:24,299 --> 00:53:25,424 Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB. 1308 00:53:25,425 --> 00:53:26,697 You gotta come check this fucking chick out. 1309 00:53:26,718 --> 00:53:28,570 Look at this. Look. 1310 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,518 I would fuck that girl if she was my sister. 1311 00:53:36,519 --> 00:53:39,042 I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS. 1312 00:53:39,606 --> 00:53:41,379 You want to see the Wolf handle this? 1313 00:53:43,735 --> 00:53:45,337 She's hot. 1314 00:53:45,653 --> 00:53:47,175 Cristy. 1315 00:53:52,202 --> 00:53:54,145 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi. 1316 00:53:54,162 --> 00:53:56,789 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi. 1317 00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:58,392 Naomi, nice to meet you. 1318 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,276 You got an awesome place here. 1319 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:02,628 I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before. 1320 00:54:02,629 --> 00:54:03,901 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1321 00:54:04,005 --> 00:54:05,231 Beautiful beach out there. 1322 00:54:05,256 --> 00:54:06,482 Blair Hollingsworth. 1323 00:54:07,425 --> 00:54:08,742 Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you. 1324 00:54:09,052 --> 00:54:10,495 - Your name's Blair, right? - Yeah. 1325 00:54:10,553 --> 00:54:11,870 You like to Jet Ski? 1326 00:54:12,263 --> 00:54:13,514 I've never done it before. 1327 00:54:13,515 --> 00:54:14,598 You've never Jet Ski'd in your life? 1328 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:15,641 No, I've never Jet Ski'd. 1329 00:54:15,642 --> 00:54:17,184 You've never been on a Jet Ski? 1330 00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:18,435 How many times are you gonna ask her? 1331 00:54:18,436 --> 00:54:19,913 She's never been on a Jet Ski. 1332 00:54:20,313 --> 00:54:22,586 I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times. 1333 00:54:22,816 --> 00:54:25,260 Okay. Sure. 1334 00:54:25,819 --> 00:54:28,195 Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you. 1335 00:54:28,196 --> 00:54:30,264 - Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help. 1336 00:54:30,407 --> 00:54:31,759 Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1337 00:54:31,783 --> 00:54:33,158 Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes. 1338 00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:34,701 Why don't you tell your wife that? 1339 00:54:34,702 --> 00:54:35,786 I might do that, but I'm having 1340 00:54:35,787 --> 00:54:37,287 - a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary? 1341 00:54:37,288 --> 00:54:39,331 You know what, I think we should get going. 1342 00:54:39,332 --> 00:54:40,653 Wait, wait. Where you guys going? 1343 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:42,189 We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to. 1344 00:54:42,252 --> 00:54:43,945 - We can stay for a drink. - Yeah, stay for a drink. 1345 00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:46,318 No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to. 1346 00:54:46,339 --> 00:54:47,506 But we can stay for a drink... 1347 00:54:47,507 --> 00:54:48,824 She's 1348 00:54:49,175 --> 00:54:50,652 perfect. 1349 00:54:50,677 --> 00:54:52,261 - You like champagne? - I do. 1350 00:54:52,262 --> 00:54:53,345 She's perfect. 1351 00:54:53,346 --> 00:54:54,847 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? 1352 00:54:54,848 --> 00:54:56,621 You piece of... 1353 00:55:04,482 --> 00:55:06,960 You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets... 1354 00:55:07,152 --> 00:55:08,360 Get the fuck out! 1355 00:55:08,361 --> 00:55:10,162 Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot! 1356 00:55:10,530 --> 00:55:11,631 Yeah, Donnie! 1357 00:55:12,782 --> 00:55:14,783 Let him fucking finish, Hildy. 1358 00:55:14,784 --> 00:55:16,511 That's fucking rude. 1359 00:55:16,786 --> 00:55:18,433 Have some fucking manners. 1360 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,398 So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? 1361 00:55:24,419 --> 00:55:26,817 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. 1362 00:55:26,963 --> 00:55:28,485 Saturday Night Fever territory. 1363 00:55:28,506 --> 00:55:30,108 That's right. Guinea Gulch. 1364 00:55:30,216 --> 00:55:32,468 We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank. 1365 00:55:32,469 --> 00:55:33,635 Right. 1366 00:55:33,636 --> 00:55:35,363 So I presume you're Italian? 1367 00:55:35,472 --> 00:55:36,638 On my dad's side. 1368 00:55:36,639 --> 00:55:39,959 I'm also Dutch, German, English. 1369 00:55:40,268 --> 00:55:41,540 I'm a mutt. 1370 00:55:41,728 --> 00:55:43,045 Yeah. You're a mutt. 1371 00:55:43,062 --> 00:55:45,460 Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London. 1372 00:55:45,565 --> 00:55:48,233 My Aunt Emma. She's the best. 1373 00:55:48,234 --> 00:55:51,278 Very British, you know. She's a classy lady. 1374 00:55:51,279 --> 00:55:52,696 That explains it then. 1375 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:53,780 Explains what? 1376 00:55:53,781 --> 00:55:56,680 It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right? 1377 00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:58,849 The Duchess of Bay Ridge. 1378 00:56:01,789 --> 00:56:03,290 Excuse me. 1379 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:05,359 Could I get a straw, please? 1380 00:56:06,461 --> 00:56:08,029 Thank you. 1381 00:56:10,924 --> 00:56:13,868 So I was, um, a little surprised 1382 00:56:13,885 --> 00:56:16,283 you asked Cristy for my number. 1383 00:56:17,263 --> 00:56:18,615 Why is that? 1384 00:56:20,266 --> 00:56:22,334 Aren't you married? 1385 00:56:23,436 --> 00:56:25,854 Well... Yeah, but what? 1386 00:56:25,855 --> 00:56:27,878 Married people can't have friends? 1387 00:56:29,776 --> 00:56:31,719 We're gonna be friends? 1388 00:56:32,779 --> 00:56:35,883 Yeah. You don't want to be my friend? 1389 00:56:39,953 --> 00:56:41,976 We're not gonna be friends. 1390 00:56:50,338 --> 00:56:52,907 And at night I work on my designs. 1391 00:56:53,174 --> 00:56:55,676 I have an entire line of lingerie. 1392 00:56:55,677 --> 00:56:58,656 You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties. 1393 00:56:59,639 --> 00:57:02,057 She designs women's panties, too? 1394 00:57:02,058 --> 00:57:03,876 Oh, my God! 1395 00:57:13,987 --> 00:57:16,840 Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment. 1396 00:57:21,828 --> 00:57:24,431 You wanna come up for some tea or something? 1397 00:57:25,665 --> 00:57:27,392 Tea? Yeah. 1398 00:57:27,542 --> 00:57:29,376 - Like hot tea? - Yeah. 1399 00:57:29,377 --> 00:57:30,774 Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah. 1400 00:57:30,837 --> 00:57:33,156 Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea. 1401 00:57:33,339 --> 00:57:36,300 Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that? 1402 00:57:36,301 --> 00:57:37,342 Sure. 1403 00:57:37,343 --> 00:57:38,615 This is Rocky. 1404 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,122 Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky. 1405 00:57:41,264 --> 00:57:42,581 Hi, sweetheart. 1406 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:43,787 Okay. 1407 00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:46,953 Why don't you light a fire or something and I'll be right out. 1408 00:57:47,478 --> 00:57:49,376 - Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure. 1409 00:57:52,692 --> 00:57:54,339 I like your painting here. It's, uh... 1410 00:58:00,992 --> 00:58:04,096 God, help me. How do I fuck this girl? 1411 00:58:07,540 --> 00:58:08,707 You all right? 1412 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:11,152 Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here. 1413 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:18,342 That's it. That's it, you're leaving. 1414 00:58:18,343 --> 00:58:20,320 Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. 1415 00:58:30,188 --> 00:58:32,064 As you can probably guess, 1416 00:58:32,065 --> 00:58:34,759 I fucked her goddamn brains out... 1417 00:58:35,151 --> 00:58:36,568 Jesus Lord! 1418 00:58:39,322 --> 00:58:41,049 For 11 seconds. 1419 00:58:51,793 --> 00:58:53,440 Did you just come? 1420 00:58:53,461 --> 00:58:55,484 Oh, yeah, I just came. 1421 00:58:56,422 --> 00:58:57,865 Did you? Did you come? 1422 00:58:57,924 --> 00:58:59,591 - No. - No? 1423 00:58:59,592 --> 00:59:00,818 Okay. 1424 00:59:00,843 --> 00:59:03,037 I'm still hard so just give me a sec. 1425 00:59:04,013 --> 00:59:05,535 Sure. 1426 00:59:05,765 --> 00:59:07,492 Come on, baby, come on. 1427 00:59:10,019 --> 00:59:12,213 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1428 00:59:17,985 --> 00:59:19,462 Oh, God! 1429 00:59:19,612 --> 00:59:21,464 Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog. 1430 00:59:21,572 --> 00:59:22,781 You have a biscuit or something like that? 1431 00:59:22,782 --> 00:59:23,883 It's okay. 1432 00:59:24,117 --> 00:59:25,659 - Just keep going. - Rocky, go play. 1433 00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:27,637 Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go. 1434 00:59:30,123 --> 00:59:31,456 You're crazy. 1435 00:59:31,457 --> 00:59:32,791 I couldn't get enough. 1436 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:35,252 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me. 1437 00:59:35,253 --> 00:59:38,088 And it wasn't just about the sex, either. 1438 00:59:38,089 --> 00:59:40,132 Naomi and I got along. I mean, we... 1439 00:59:40,133 --> 00:59:42,110 We had similar interests and shit. 1440 00:59:47,348 --> 00:59:49,075 Ooh. Choo-choo train. 1441 00:59:49,267 --> 00:59:50,459 Yeah. 1442 00:59:57,525 --> 01:00:01,346 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. 1443 01:00:07,243 --> 01:00:10,643 Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh? 1444 01:00:10,997 --> 01:00:12,372 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1445 01:00:12,373 --> 01:00:13,850 Oh, shit! 1446 01:00:24,510 --> 01:00:25,594 You! 1447 01:00:25,595 --> 01:00:27,721 Get out of the fucking car! 1448 01:00:27,722 --> 01:00:29,139 Jesus Christ. 1449 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:31,789 Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck! 1450 01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:34,920 Relax, sweetheart. Relax. 1451 01:00:35,396 --> 01:00:37,689 - Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez! 1452 01:00:37,690 --> 01:00:39,133 Okay, babe, stop! 1453 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,423 - Please. - Bitch! 1454 01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:43,820 - What are you doing... - That whore from the party? 1455 01:00:43,821 --> 01:00:45,405 Jesus Christ! 1456 01:00:45,406 --> 01:00:46,531 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1457 01:00:46,532 --> 01:00:47,908 I thought you were at the fucking beach! 1458 01:00:47,909 --> 01:00:49,352 I didn't know you were here! 1459 01:00:49,494 --> 01:00:50,952 That's where you've fucking been? 1460 01:00:50,953 --> 01:00:52,704 With that fucking whore from the party? 1461 01:00:52,705 --> 01:00:54,247 I thought you were at the beach house. 1462 01:00:54,248 --> 01:00:55,707 How could you do this to me? 1463 01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,543 - Sweetie, come on... - Who the fuck are you, Jordan? 1464 01:00:58,544 --> 01:01:01,421 You're like a completely different fucking person! 1465 01:01:01,422 --> 01:01:04,651 I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I... 1466 01:01:05,051 --> 01:01:06,323 I'm sorry. 1467 01:01:06,677 --> 01:01:09,030 - I'm sorry. - Is that who... Is that what you want? 1468 01:01:19,232 --> 01:01:20,834 Do you love her? 1469 01:01:26,405 --> 01:01:28,007 Answer me. 1470 01:01:49,512 --> 01:01:51,660 I felt horrible. 1471 01:01:52,431 --> 01:01:54,432 Three days later, I filed for a divorce 1472 01:01:54,433 --> 01:01:56,535 and moved Naomi into the apartment. 1473 01:02:00,815 --> 01:02:02,023 Say what you will, 1474 01:02:02,024 --> 01:02:04,276 but the Duchess did have style. 1475 01:02:04,277 --> 01:02:07,529 She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. 1476 01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:09,656 She even hired a gay butler. 1477 01:02:09,657 --> 01:02:12,617 This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional 1478 01:02:12,618 --> 01:02:14,345 Really, really great. 1479 01:02:14,495 --> 01:02:15,767 Is that jasmine? 1480 01:02:16,038 --> 01:02:18,766 Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good. 1481 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:20,709 Very good. Great nose. 1482 01:02:20,710 --> 01:02:22,483 Except for that one time. 1483 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:28,901 Oh, my God! 1484 01:02:30,636 --> 01:02:32,079 Oh, hey. 1485 01:02:32,430 --> 01:02:33,873 Is it Wednesday already? 1486 01:02:34,724 --> 01:02:36,141 - Uh... - Oh, don't stop. 1487 01:02:36,142 --> 01:02:37,334 What the fuck! 1488 01:02:37,602 --> 01:02:39,420 That is fucked up! 1489 01:02:39,812 --> 01:02:41,104 He must have thought we were still 1490 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,772 at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. 1491 01:02:42,773 --> 01:02:44,232 Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom? 1492 01:02:44,233 --> 01:02:46,985 They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table. 1493 01:02:46,986 --> 01:02:48,320 There were more over here. 1494 01:02:48,321 --> 01:02:49,863 - There were four right here. - Ugh! 1495 01:02:49,864 --> 01:02:51,615 Are you fucking serious? Right there? 1496 01:02:51,616 --> 01:02:54,492 - Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse. 1497 01:02:55,953 --> 01:02:58,602 After they left, I checked the apartment. 1498 01:02:58,623 --> 01:02:59,770 Right. What? 1499 01:02:59,999 --> 01:03:01,976 What is it, babe? What? 1500 01:03:02,209 --> 01:03:03,376 Where's my money? 1501 01:03:03,377 --> 01:03:04,461 I don't know where your money... 1502 01:03:04,462 --> 01:03:06,546 Where is my fucking money? Where is it? 1503 01:03:06,547 --> 01:03:08,590 I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort. 1504 01:03:08,591 --> 01:03:10,926 - I didn't do anything. - If you don't get... 1505 01:03:10,927 --> 01:03:12,302 He's lying through his fucking teeth. 1506 01:03:12,303 --> 01:03:13,553 Let's start from the beginning. 1507 01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:14,846 Let's start from the beginning, all right? 1508 01:03:14,847 --> 01:03:16,540 You invited some friends over, right? 1509 01:03:16,682 --> 01:03:18,475 One thing led to another. Things got out of hand. 1510 01:03:18,476 --> 01:03:20,018 We understand that, we do. 1511 01:03:20,019 --> 01:03:22,562 We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves. 1512 01:03:22,563 --> 01:03:23,730 Look at us, right? 1513 01:03:23,731 --> 01:03:25,398 But money was stolen from my apartment. 1514 01:03:25,399 --> 01:03:27,025 Right from my sock drawer. All right? 1515 01:03:27,026 --> 01:03:29,235 Like I said, I don't know where your money is. 1516 01:03:29,236 --> 01:03:30,695 Just start from the beginning. Who came over? 1517 01:03:30,696 --> 01:03:31,821 It was just a normal day. 1518 01:03:31,822 --> 01:03:33,198 I knew you were coming home the next day. 1519 01:03:33,199 --> 01:03:35,575 So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up. 1520 01:03:35,576 --> 01:03:37,535 I got a little high at breakfast. 1521 01:03:37,536 --> 01:03:39,454 So I got a little happy. I had some eggs, 1522 01:03:39,455 --> 01:03:40,538 I had a little bit of ice cream. 1523 01:03:40,539 --> 01:03:42,457 And then I said, "Who do I know that likes ice cream?" 1524 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,000 It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy. 1525 01:03:44,001 --> 01:03:46,570 - Who's Rudy? - Yeah, who's Rudy? 1526 01:03:48,005 --> 01:03:51,383 - You know who Rudy is. Come on. - Me? I don't... 1527 01:03:51,384 --> 01:03:52,634 - You know... - Who the fuck is Rudy? 1528 01:03:52,635 --> 01:03:53,760 I don't know anyone named Rudy. 1529 01:03:53,761 --> 01:03:54,886 Last month. The Lollipop Club. 1530 01:03:54,887 --> 01:03:56,471 You know who Rudy was. Dancing... 1531 01:03:56,472 --> 01:03:58,620 You know who Rudy is? 1532 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,059 I don't fucking know any... 1533 01:04:01,060 --> 01:04:02,102 What do you mean? 1534 01:04:02,103 --> 01:04:03,269 So he went to The Lollipop Club? 1535 01:04:03,270 --> 01:04:04,938 Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure. 1536 01:04:04,939 --> 01:04:06,564 On the stage, grinding with everybody. 1537 01:04:06,565 --> 01:04:08,212 I got fucked up. I like to dance. 1538 01:04:08,734 --> 01:04:10,235 I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't. 1539 01:04:10,236 --> 01:04:11,963 I meet a lot of fucking people. 1540 01:04:12,154 --> 01:04:13,738 - What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen 1541 01:04:13,739 --> 01:04:15,073 from my fucking sock drawer! 1542 01:04:15,074 --> 01:04:16,658 All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone. 1543 01:04:16,659 --> 01:04:18,660 - Where the fuck is it? - ...Rudy. What the fuck? 1544 01:04:18,661 --> 01:04:20,787 Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit? 1545 01:04:20,788 --> 01:04:22,561 Did he? Answer me! 1546 01:04:22,748 --> 01:04:25,146 Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm... 1547 01:04:25,251 --> 01:04:26,398 - This is a gay thing. - Oh! 1548 01:04:26,544 --> 01:04:28,336 See, all of you... 1549 01:04:28,337 --> 01:04:29,857 You think this is 'cause you're a fag? 1550 01:04:30,423 --> 01:04:31,840 My cousin's a fucking faggot. 1551 01:04:31,841 --> 01:04:34,259 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags. 1552 01:04:34,260 --> 01:04:35,510 You were in charge, right? 1553 01:04:35,511 --> 01:04:37,262 I will not be stolen from. You get that? 1554 01:04:37,263 --> 01:04:39,556 I fucking like gay people. I don't like you. 1555 01:04:39,557 --> 01:04:40,932 He should've hired a fucking Mexican 1556 01:04:40,933 --> 01:04:42,285 like I have in my fucking house. 1557 01:04:43,936 --> 01:04:45,504 Shit! What the fuck... 1558 01:04:49,608 --> 01:04:51,067 Talk, you fuck, talk! 1559 01:04:51,068 --> 01:04:52,277 I'm gonna drop you, you faggot! 1560 01:04:52,278 --> 01:04:53,695 Where is it? 1561 01:04:53,696 --> 01:04:56,740 Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas. 1562 01:04:56,741 --> 01:04:57,907 You know, they got crazy. 1563 01:04:57,908 --> 01:04:59,055 I don't know! 1564 01:04:59,618 --> 01:05:02,767 I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy. 1565 01:05:02,788 --> 01:05:04,289 I gave them each 1,000 bucks 1566 01:05:04,290 --> 01:05:06,484 and told them what Nicholas had done. 1567 01:05:06,667 --> 01:05:08,144 Then they kicked his ass. 1568 01:05:08,461 --> 01:05:09,983 Thanks again, Officer. 1569 01:05:10,212 --> 01:05:12,964 It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway. 1570 01:05:12,965 --> 01:05:14,632 I was making that much almost every day 1571 01:05:14,633 --> 01:05:17,010 through one rathole or another. 1572 01:05:17,011 --> 01:05:19,846 Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here, 1573 01:05:19,847 --> 01:05:22,474 who held stock in his name for me. 1574 01:05:22,475 --> 01:05:24,809 Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew? 1575 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:27,437 I'd drive the price up then he'd sell 1576 01:05:27,438 --> 01:05:29,647 and kick most of the profits back to... 1577 01:05:29,648 --> 01:05:31,625 You guessed it, me. 1578 01:05:34,278 --> 01:05:36,905 All cash. None of it's on the books. 1579 01:05:36,906 --> 01:05:39,259 A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law. 1580 01:05:40,242 --> 01:05:43,312 Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin. 1581 01:05:43,788 --> 01:05:47,040 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom. 1582 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:48,833 Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg, 1583 01:05:48,834 --> 01:05:50,168 you end up with your tits in a ringer. 1584 01:05:50,169 --> 01:05:53,273 Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control. 1585 01:05:53,547 --> 01:05:56,116 What the fuck are these imbeciles doing? 1586 01:05:56,133 --> 01:05:57,550 Hey! Hey! 1587 01:05:57,551 --> 01:05:59,010 What are you doing? Hey! 1588 01:05:59,011 --> 01:06:00,454 We got the SEC in here. 1589 01:06:01,013 --> 01:06:03,139 The Securities and Exchange Commission 1590 01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,809 sent two lawyers down to review our files. 1591 01:06:05,810 --> 01:06:07,811 So I set them up in our conference room 1592 01:06:07,812 --> 01:06:08,978 and I had it bugged 1593 01:06:08,979 --> 01:06:11,272 and the air conditioning turned up so high 1594 01:06:11,273 --> 01:06:12,857 that it felt like Antarctica in there. 1595 01:06:12,858 --> 01:06:14,943 Is it always this cold in here? 1596 01:06:14,944 --> 01:06:16,027 I don't know. 1597 01:06:16,028 --> 01:06:17,320 Then, while they were looking 1598 01:06:17,321 --> 01:06:18,822 for a smoking gun in that room... 1599 01:06:18,823 --> 01:06:20,721 Arncliffe International is on fire. 1600 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:24,035 I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here, 1601 01:06:24,036 --> 01:06:26,371 offering up our latest IPO. 1602 01:06:26,372 --> 01:06:28,957 An IPO is an initial public offering. 1603 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:32,794 It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. 1604 01:06:32,795 --> 01:06:34,712 Now, as the firm taking the company public, 1605 01:06:34,713 --> 01:06:36,506 we set the initial sales price 1606 01:06:36,507 --> 01:06:39,326 then sold those shares right back to our friends. The... 1607 01:06:39,510 --> 01:06:41,052 Look. 1608 01:06:41,053 --> 01:06:43,030 I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? 1609 01:06:43,055 --> 01:06:45,056 That's okay. That doesn't matter. 1610 01:06:45,057 --> 01:06:46,975 The real question is this. 1611 01:06:46,976 --> 01:06:48,935 "Was all this legal?" 1612 01:06:48,936 --> 01:06:50,913 Absolutely fucking not. 1613 01:06:51,188 --> 01:06:53,666 But we were making more money than we knew what to do with. 1614 01:06:58,112 --> 01:06:59,195 And what do you do when you're making 1615 01:06:59,196 --> 01:07:00,969 more money than you know what to do with? 1616 01:07:06,662 --> 01:07:08,184 Oh, my God! 1617 01:07:08,455 --> 01:07:10,182 Will you marry me? 1618 01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:12,083 Oh, my God. 1619 01:07:12,084 --> 01:07:14,186 Is that a yes? 1620 01:07:14,753 --> 01:07:15,920 Are you sure? 1621 01:07:15,921 --> 01:07:17,898 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 1622 01:07:18,090 --> 01:07:19,658 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1623 01:07:30,269 --> 01:07:33,839 I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas. 1624 01:07:33,939 --> 01:07:36,292 The flight there alone was a bacchanal. 1625 01:07:36,358 --> 01:07:38,443 One last blowout for the gods 1626 01:07:38,444 --> 01:07:40,512 before I settled down for good. 1627 01:07:40,779 --> 01:07:42,280 A hundred Strattonites, 1628 01:07:42,281 --> 01:07:45,225 50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed. 1629 01:07:45,826 --> 01:07:46,910 Oh, and the drugs. 1630 01:07:46,911 --> 01:07:50,857 I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings. 1631 01:08:20,152 --> 01:08:23,597 All told, the weekend cost me 2 million bucks, 1632 01:08:25,115 --> 01:08:28,719 including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor. 1633 01:08:30,037 --> 01:08:31,120 kiss the bride. 1634 01:08:33,123 --> 01:08:34,457 Ah! But the wedding 1635 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:36,686 was something out of a fairy tale. 1636 01:08:37,127 --> 01:08:39,837 With Naomi, my Duchess, 1637 01:08:39,838 --> 01:08:41,422 me, her handsome Duke, 1638 01:08:41,423 --> 01:08:44,572 and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle. 1639 01:08:55,312 --> 01:08:58,273 Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, 1640 01:08:58,274 --> 01:09:01,109 needed a few penicillin shots so he could 1641 01:09:01,110 --> 01:09:03,338 safely consummate the marriage. 1642 01:09:08,617 --> 01:09:10,469 Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding. 1643 01:09:10,619 --> 01:09:12,016 A few words for your son? 1644 01:09:12,037 --> 01:09:14,747 Jordan. Remember what I told you. 1645 01:09:14,748 --> 01:09:17,959 It involves your penis and her vagina. 1646 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,030 And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy. 1647 01:09:38,397 --> 01:09:39,814 Oh, my God! 1648 01:09:39,815 --> 01:09:41,292 Aunt Emma? 1649 01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:47,381 I can't believe you came! 1650 01:09:47,781 --> 01:09:51,055 Jordan! Jordan! Look who came! 1651 01:09:51,744 --> 01:09:52,845 It's Aunt Emma. 1652 01:09:53,912 --> 01:09:55,059 Aunt Emma. 1653 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,524 - Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. - Hey, how you doing? 1654 01:09:58,292 --> 01:10:01,066 It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person. 1655 01:10:01,378 --> 01:10:03,046 Into the donuts, I see. 1656 01:10:03,047 --> 01:10:05,423 Oh, I... I... 1657 01:10:05,424 --> 01:10:06,525 Well... 1658 01:10:07,468 --> 01:10:09,886 I lived through the '60s, my dear. 1659 01:10:09,887 --> 01:10:11,455 Enjoy the day. 1660 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,953 She surprised me. I didn't even know. 1661 01:10:28,113 --> 01:10:29,781 Just one more step. Are you ready? 1662 01:10:29,782 --> 01:10:31,449 - Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed. 1663 01:10:31,450 --> 01:10:32,893 One, two, three! 1664 01:10:35,287 --> 01:10:36,388 What is this? 1665 01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,622 It's your wedding present. 1666 01:10:37,623 --> 01:10:38,748 What? 1667 01:10:38,749 --> 01:10:41,068 It's your wedding present, sweetheart. 1668 01:10:41,377 --> 01:10:42,854 What? 1669 01:10:43,212 --> 01:10:45,421 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 1670 01:10:45,422 --> 01:10:46,569 A fucking yacht? 1671 01:10:47,132 --> 01:10:49,634 For millionaires whose ships have come in, 1672 01:10:49,635 --> 01:10:52,470 pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat. 1673 01:10:52,471 --> 01:10:55,681 It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull 1674 01:10:55,682 --> 01:10:57,934 is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh! 1675 01:10:57,935 --> 01:11:00,288 Oh, my God! Baby! 1676 01:11:02,523 --> 01:11:04,232 - I think you like it? - You're crazy. 1677 01:11:04,233 --> 01:11:05,755 - You like it? - Yes! 1678 01:11:11,323 --> 01:11:14,200 For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean, 1679 01:11:14,201 --> 01:11:16,285 eventually taking her home to Long Island, 1680 01:11:16,286 --> 01:11:17,453 where we bought a house. 1681 01:11:17,454 --> 01:11:20,148 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island. 1682 01:11:20,165 --> 01:11:22,708 The most expensive real estate in the world. 1683 01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:25,461 With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. 1684 01:11:25,462 --> 01:11:28,005 We even had two guards who worked in shifts. 1685 01:11:28,006 --> 01:11:29,449 Both named Rocco. 1686 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:35,414 It was heaven on earth. 1687 01:11:38,183 --> 01:11:39,684 Wake up, you piece of shit! 1688 01:11:39,685 --> 01:11:41,519 - Ow! - Who's Venice? 1689 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,937 - Huh? "Who? 1690 01:11:42,938 --> 01:11:44,021 Who? Who? 1691 01:11:44,022 --> 01:11:45,773 "Who?" What are you, a fucking owl? 1692 01:11:45,774 --> 01:11:47,066 Who is she? 1693 01:11:47,067 --> 01:11:48,526 Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 1694 01:11:48,527 --> 01:11:50,528 What the fuck are you talking about? No. 1695 01:11:50,529 --> 01:11:52,238 No way, baby, no! 1696 01:11:52,239 --> 01:11:54,637 You were calling her name in your sleep! 1697 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:57,386 Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't... 1698 01:11:57,828 --> 01:11:59,537 I don't even know who Venice is. 1699 01:11:59,538 --> 01:12:01,873 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. 1700 01:12:01,874 --> 01:12:04,727 That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! 1701 01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:10,699 Venice... 1702 01:12:11,049 --> 01:12:13,277 Venice, baby, where are you? 1703 01:12:13,886 --> 01:12:15,283 Venice! 1704 01:12:16,138 --> 01:12:17,490 Venice! 1705 01:12:17,723 --> 01:12:19,223 Where'd you go? 1706 01:12:23,270 --> 01:12:26,063 Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh? 1707 01:12:26,064 --> 01:12:28,357 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - You like that? 1708 01:12:30,569 --> 01:12:32,842 I like it. I like it. Ow. 1709 01:12:32,905 --> 01:12:34,697 Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie. 1710 01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:35,740 Wolfie? 1711 01:12:35,741 --> 01:12:37,283 Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word. 1712 01:12:37,284 --> 01:12:38,993 I don't give a fuck about your safe word! 1713 01:12:38,994 --> 01:12:40,953 - Come on! - Shut the fuck up! 1714 01:12:40,954 --> 01:12:43,432 - Ahh! - Shut up, you little bitch! 1715 01:12:43,749 --> 01:12:45,958 You're a fucking dirty little birdy! 1716 01:12:45,959 --> 01:12:47,060 Owie! 1717 01:12:47,836 --> 01:12:49,108 That's right. 1718 01:12:49,338 --> 01:12:50,505 That's right! I forgot. 1719 01:12:50,506 --> 01:12:52,074 I forgot, baby. 1720 01:12:52,090 --> 01:12:54,258 Donnie and I were investing 1721 01:12:54,259 --> 01:12:56,469 in a condominium complex in Venice. 1722 01:12:56,470 --> 01:12:57,678 That's why all this confusion. 1723 01:12:57,679 --> 01:12:59,263 Oh, you're investing in Italy? 1724 01:12:59,264 --> 01:13:01,098 Not Italy. California. 1725 01:13:01,099 --> 01:13:02,683 - Oh, California? - Yeah. 1726 01:13:02,684 --> 01:13:03,893 You're a lying piece of shit! 1727 01:13:03,894 --> 01:13:05,144 Duchess, baby, come on. 1728 01:13:05,145 --> 01:13:06,792 Don't you fucking "Duchess" me. 1729 01:13:06,813 --> 01:13:08,439 Don't you "Duchess" me! 1730 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:11,544 Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? 1731 01:13:11,568 --> 01:13:13,528 - You're a father now, Jordan. - Yeah. 1732 01:13:13,529 --> 01:13:15,029 - You're a father now. - I know... 1733 01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:16,781 And you're still acting like an infant! 1734 01:13:16,782 --> 01:13:19,556 God damn it! 1735 01:13:19,785 --> 01:13:22,559 Baby, you know, you got real anger issues. 1736 01:13:22,955 --> 01:13:24,956 Who is the one who flew in here 1737 01:13:24,957 --> 01:13:27,917 at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter 1738 01:13:27,918 --> 01:13:30,044 and woke up Skylar? That was you! 1739 01:13:30,045 --> 01:13:32,773 Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit! 1740 01:13:43,517 --> 01:13:44,838 Does it even matter to you 1741 01:13:44,851 --> 01:13:47,579 that I just had that driving range 1742 01:13:47,688 --> 01:13:50,856 sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, 1743 01:13:50,857 --> 01:13:52,775 - and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass. 1744 01:13:52,776 --> 01:13:54,674 No, you didn't research the whole thing 1745 01:13:54,820 --> 01:13:56,988 and deal with the fucking golf course people! 1746 01:13:56,989 --> 01:13:58,239 Oh, my God, 1747 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:00,825 you had to deal with the golf course people, too! 1748 01:14:00,826 --> 01:14:03,645 What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God! 1749 01:14:03,662 --> 01:14:06,622 You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! 1750 01:14:06,623 --> 01:14:07,915 What a fucking burden. 1751 01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:09,959 And actually do some work besides swiping 1752 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,169 my fucking credit card all day, huh? 1753 01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:14,964 Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. 1754 01:14:14,965 --> 01:14:16,924 'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur. 1755 01:14:16,925 --> 01:14:19,010 Now you're an aspiring landscape architect! 1756 01:14:19,011 --> 01:14:20,803 - Let me get that right... No! - Fuck you! 1757 01:14:20,804 --> 01:14:22,888 Don't fucking dare throw that 1758 01:14:22,889 --> 01:14:25,458 fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare. 1759 01:14:26,268 --> 01:14:27,790 All right, honey? 1760 01:14:28,103 --> 01:14:29,395 Now will you just... 1761 01:14:29,396 --> 01:14:31,355 We could talk this out, all right? 1762 01:14:31,356 --> 01:14:33,800 We just use our words. You know? 1763 01:14:33,817 --> 01:14:34,984 Communicate. 1764 01:14:34,985 --> 01:14:36,302 Okay? 1765 01:14:36,737 --> 01:14:38,134 Come on, sweetheart. 1766 01:14:38,238 --> 01:14:40,181 Talk to me. Talk to me. 1767 01:14:40,198 --> 01:14:42,325 Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan. 1768 01:14:42,326 --> 01:14:44,118 You look like a fucking imbecile. 1769 01:14:44,119 --> 01:14:45,202 Babe, come on. 1770 01:14:45,203 --> 01:14:48,748 You should feel happy you got a husband 1771 01:14:48,749 --> 01:14:51,102 who's in such great shape like this, huh? 1772 01:14:51,877 --> 01:14:53,127 Come here. 1773 01:14:53,128 --> 01:14:54,712 Come on, give me a kiss. 1774 01:14:54,713 --> 01:14:55,880 You look so beautiful right now. 1775 01:14:55,881 --> 01:14:57,089 - Come on. - Kiss you? 1776 01:14:57,090 --> 01:14:58,341 - You look so beautiful... - Kiss you? 1777 01:14:58,342 --> 01:15:00,069 Yeah, give me one... 1778 01:15:00,886 --> 01:15:02,345 Fuck you! 1779 01:15:02,346 --> 01:15:04,448 Ah, yes, my morning ritual. 1780 01:15:04,848 --> 01:15:06,891 First I'd get up and fight with Naomi 1781 01:15:06,892 --> 01:15:09,185 about whatever it is I did the night before. 1782 01:15:09,186 --> 01:15:11,479 Next was a steam so I could sweat out 1783 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:13,314 the drugs still in my system. 1784 01:15:13,315 --> 01:15:15,042 Then I'd assess the damage. 1785 01:15:15,192 --> 01:15:17,044 Drown out my eyeballs. 1786 01:15:17,110 --> 01:15:19,654 Take my "back pills" to get the day started, 1787 01:15:19,655 --> 01:15:21,849 then seek to make up with Naomi. 1788 01:15:22,115 --> 01:15:23,888 Good morning, Daddy. 1789 01:15:24,368 --> 01:15:25,685 Where's my kiss? 1790 01:15:26,203 --> 01:15:27,805 Whee! 1791 01:15:27,913 --> 01:15:29,515 Hey, sweetheart. 1792 01:15:31,208 --> 01:15:34,251 Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? 1793 01:15:34,252 --> 01:15:35,711 Oh, no. 1794 01:15:35,712 --> 01:15:38,881 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy 1795 01:15:38,882 --> 01:15:40,734 for a very, very, 1796 01:15:41,093 --> 01:15:42,570 very long time. 1797 01:15:43,011 --> 01:15:45,846 Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. 1798 01:15:45,847 --> 01:15:47,139 He didn't mean any of it. 1799 01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,538 Daddy shouldn't waste his time. 1800 01:15:49,976 --> 01:15:51,669 And from now on, 1801 01:15:52,938 --> 01:15:55,211 it's gonna be nothing but short, 1802 01:15:55,357 --> 01:15:57,676 short skirts around the house. 1803 01:16:00,195 --> 01:16:02,764 And you know something else, Daddy? 1804 01:16:03,907 --> 01:16:09,855 Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. 1805 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,563 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1806 01:16:15,877 --> 01:16:17,399 In fact, 1807 01:16:19,297 --> 01:16:22,133 she's decided to throw them 1808 01:16:22,134 --> 01:16:25,408 all away. 1809 01:16:31,143 --> 01:16:33,086 So take a good look, Daddy. 1810 01:16:33,437 --> 01:16:36,564 You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. 1811 01:16:36,565 --> 01:16:38,190 Oh, baby... 1812 01:16:38,191 --> 01:16:39,759 Yeah, Mommy. 1813 01:16:40,152 --> 01:16:42,175 - Yeah... - But no touching. 1814 01:16:42,654 --> 01:16:44,347 Oh, gosh. 1815 01:16:45,657 --> 01:16:47,054 Ow. 1816 01:16:48,744 --> 01:16:50,536 What's wrong, Daddy? 1817 01:16:50,537 --> 01:16:51,980 Mmm, baby. 1818 01:16:53,999 --> 01:16:55,271 God! 1819 01:16:56,835 --> 01:16:58,107 Look at this shit. 1820 01:16:58,170 --> 01:17:01,991 Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy. 1821 01:17:03,675 --> 01:17:06,324 Mommy, have you ever noticed 1822 01:17:06,428 --> 01:17:08,280 anything odd about Mr... 1823 01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,373 Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there? 1824 01:17:12,434 --> 01:17:15,663 His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? 1825 01:17:16,021 --> 01:17:19,607 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. 1826 01:17:19,608 --> 01:17:22,860 Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy. 1827 01:17:22,861 --> 01:17:24,820 Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco. 1828 01:17:24,821 --> 01:17:26,280 - Say "Hi." Hi, fellas. 1829 01:17:26,281 --> 01:17:27,698 See that, huh? 1830 01:17:27,699 --> 01:17:29,533 Of all the fucking days, 1831 01:17:29,534 --> 01:17:31,432 she chooses today to give me blue balls! 1832 01:17:31,870 --> 01:17:34,580 I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history, 1833 01:17:34,581 --> 01:17:36,499 and I needed to be thinking straight. 1834 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,977 Hey, Jordan! 1835 01:17:38,251 --> 01:17:40,169 - Welcome. - Steve here yet? 1836 01:17:40,170 --> 01:17:43,399 This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO. 1837 01:17:43,465 --> 01:17:45,591 Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited. 1838 01:17:45,592 --> 01:17:47,468 Everything had to run tight. 1839 01:17:47,469 --> 01:17:48,594 It had to be perfect. 1840 01:17:48,595 --> 01:17:50,288 What the fuck is that kid doing? 1841 01:17:51,056 --> 01:17:52,499 What's he doing? 1842 01:17:53,141 --> 01:17:55,118 The biggest IPO in this firm's history. 1843 01:17:55,227 --> 01:17:57,500 What the fuck is he doing? 1844 01:17:58,396 --> 01:18:00,498 Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie? 1845 01:18:00,690 --> 01:18:01,882 Hi. 1846 01:18:02,901 --> 01:18:04,068 How're you doing? 1847 01:18:04,069 --> 01:18:05,216 Good. 1848 01:18:06,029 --> 01:18:07,927 You cleaning the fish bowl? 1849 01:18:08,907 --> 01:18:11,101 I just... I had a minute and... 1850 01:18:11,409 --> 01:18:12,886 You had a minute. 1851 01:18:13,078 --> 01:18:15,496 And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today? 1852 01:18:15,497 --> 01:18:19,272 I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes. 1853 01:18:19,334 --> 01:18:21,186 Okay. Nice to meet you. 1854 01:18:27,133 --> 01:18:28,485 On new issue day? 1855 01:18:30,053 --> 01:18:32,702 On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? 1856 01:18:32,764 --> 01:18:34,036 This is what you do? 1857 01:18:34,474 --> 01:18:36,997 Hey, everybody, listen up! 1858 01:18:37,519 --> 01:18:40,247 This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! 1859 01:18:53,827 --> 01:18:55,770 Take your little bow tie, get your shit, 1860 01:18:55,996 --> 01:18:57,913 and get the fuck out of my office! You understand? 1861 01:18:57,914 --> 01:18:59,516 Get the fuck out! 1862 01:19:03,086 --> 01:19:04,670 Everybody on point! 1863 01:19:04,671 --> 01:19:07,695 We are here to make money. Everybody on point. 1864 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:12,928 A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. 1865 01:19:12,929 --> 01:19:15,639 Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius. 1866 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,208 Enter Steve Madden. 1867 01:19:17,225 --> 01:19:18,392 The great American cobbler. 1868 01:19:18,393 --> 01:19:20,871 Red-hot ladies footwear Impresario. 1869 01:19:21,313 --> 01:19:24,523 And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public. 1870 01:19:24,524 --> 01:19:28,345 Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze. 1871 01:19:28,486 --> 01:19:30,429 Pond scum no more. 1872 01:19:30,655 --> 01:19:31,989 That's why they gotta see your face. 1873 01:19:31,990 --> 01:19:34,575 You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay? 1874 01:19:34,576 --> 01:19:37,244 And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned 1875 01:19:37,245 --> 01:19:39,598 85% of Steve Madden Shoes, 1876 01:19:40,123 --> 01:19:42,166 which legally speaking was a big no-no, 1877 01:19:42,167 --> 01:19:45,692 but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it. 1878 01:19:45,921 --> 01:19:48,274 Our job was to get them worked up. 1879 01:19:48,340 --> 01:19:50,238 - But not too worked up. - Shh. 1880 01:19:51,676 --> 01:19:53,449 Hello. If, uh... 1881 01:19:53,887 --> 01:19:56,115 For those of you who don't know me, uh... 1882 01:19:56,348 --> 01:19:57,473 My name's Steve Madden. 1883 01:19:57,474 --> 01:19:59,308 Yeah, we know who you are. 1884 01:19:59,309 --> 01:20:00,706 Your name is on the box. 1885 01:20:00,810 --> 01:20:02,436 Get the shoes. Show them the shoes. 1886 01:20:02,437 --> 01:20:04,130 - Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah. 1887 01:20:04,314 --> 01:20:07,358 Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool. 1888 01:20:07,359 --> 01:20:10,319 This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map. 1889 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,987 Without it, I wouldn't be here. 1890 01:20:11,988 --> 01:20:13,238 It's a fat girls' shoe! 1891 01:20:13,239 --> 01:20:15,307 Believe it or not... Believe it or not though, 1892 01:20:15,325 --> 01:20:16,909 the Mary Lou is actually the same 1893 01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:18,702 as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather. 1894 01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:25,042 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1895 01:20:25,043 --> 01:20:26,941 Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at? 1896 01:20:28,213 --> 01:20:29,546 All right! 1897 01:20:29,547 --> 01:20:32,925 Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou! 1898 01:20:32,926 --> 01:20:35,154 Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud! 1899 01:20:35,428 --> 01:20:37,747 Give him a round of applause! 1900 01:20:38,848 --> 01:20:41,076 You guys got that out of your systems, huh? 1901 01:20:41,893 --> 01:20:43,995 You having a good afternoon or what? 1902 01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:47,606 I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so 1903 01:20:47,607 --> 01:20:50,005 absolutely off the fucking wall. 1904 01:20:51,111 --> 01:20:52,838 It's because this man 1905 01:20:53,113 --> 01:20:54,806 is a creative genius. 1906 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,282 This ability, this gift 1907 01:20:57,283 --> 01:20:58,885 that Steve has, 1908 01:20:58,910 --> 01:21:00,494 it goes beyond just 1909 01:21:00,495 --> 01:21:02,246 spotting the hottest shoe trends. 1910 01:21:02,247 --> 01:21:06,147 Steve's power is that he creates trends. 1911 01:21:06,376 --> 01:21:07,523 You understand? 1912 01:21:08,003 --> 01:21:10,170 Artists like Steve come along once every decade. 1913 01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:13,674 I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel, 1914 01:21:13,675 --> 01:21:15,368 Yves Saint Laurent. 1915 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:17,487 Steve, come over here for a second. 1916 01:21:17,595 --> 01:21:19,743 I don't think you all realize 1917 01:21:20,306 --> 01:21:21,783 that Steve Madden 1918 01:21:22,017 --> 01:21:25,394 is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry, 1919 01:21:25,395 --> 01:21:26,770 with orders going through the roof 1920 01:21:26,771 --> 01:21:30,216 at every department store in North America right now. 1921 01:21:30,608 --> 01:21:32,710 We have him here in our office! 1922 01:21:33,653 --> 01:21:36,530 We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here! 1923 01:21:36,531 --> 01:21:39,199 We should be on our hands and knees right now, 1924 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,368 getting ready to suck this guy off! 1925 01:21:41,369 --> 01:21:42,686 Like this! Okay? 1926 01:21:44,164 --> 01:21:45,891 I wanna suck you off, Steve! 1927 01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:48,359 Everyone's gonna suck you off! 1928 01:21:49,044 --> 01:21:50,294 This is our golden ticket 1929 01:21:50,295 --> 01:21:52,421 to the fucking chocolate factory right here! 1930 01:21:53,548 --> 01:21:54,695 And I wanna meet 1931 01:21:54,799 --> 01:21:57,118 Willy fucking Wonka, okay? 1932 01:21:57,677 --> 01:22:00,621 I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this! 1933 01:22:04,601 --> 01:22:07,079 All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here. 1934 01:22:07,562 --> 01:22:10,006 All right, I want you all to focus for a second. 1935 01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,542 See those little black boxes? 1936 01:22:12,650 --> 01:22:13,817 They're called telephones. 1937 01:22:13,818 --> 01:22:16,695 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. 1938 01:22:16,696 --> 01:22:19,390 They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? 1939 01:22:19,407 --> 01:22:23,228 Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. 1940 01:22:23,745 --> 01:22:27,440 Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. 1941 01:22:28,374 --> 01:22:30,897 And in the case of the telephone, 1942 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:33,688 it's up to each and every one of you, 1943 01:22:35,090 --> 01:22:37,284 my highly-trained Strattonites. 1944 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:39,698 My killers! 1945 01:22:40,345 --> 01:22:43,745 My killers, who will not take no for an answer! 1946 01:22:44,516 --> 01:22:46,209 My fucking warriors, 1947 01:22:46,559 --> 01:22:48,644 who will not hang up the phone 1948 01:22:48,645 --> 01:22:51,688 until their client either buys 1949 01:22:51,689 --> 01:22:53,941 or fucking dies! 1950 01:23:08,873 --> 01:23:10,541 Let me tell you something. 1951 01:23:10,542 --> 01:23:13,646 There is no nobility in poverty. 1952 01:23:14,003 --> 01:23:17,089 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. 1953 01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:19,091 And I choose rich every fucking time. 1954 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:22,052 Because at least as a rich man, 1955 01:23:22,053 --> 01:23:23,512 when I have to face my problems, 1956 01:23:23,513 --> 01:23:25,472 I show up in the back of a limo, 1957 01:23:25,473 --> 01:23:27,391 wearing a $2,000 suit 1958 01:23:27,392 --> 01:23:30,120 and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! 1959 01:23:34,274 --> 01:23:35,440 Duke it out! Hit him! 1960 01:23:35,441 --> 01:23:36,963 Get the fuck off me! 1961 01:23:38,319 --> 01:23:41,013 And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial 1962 01:23:41,030 --> 01:23:42,573 or materialistic, 1963 01:23:42,574 --> 01:23:44,950 go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 1964 01:23:44,951 --> 01:23:47,099 'cause that's where you fucking belong! 1965 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,684 But before you depart this room full of winners, 1966 01:23:53,418 --> 01:23:54,710 I want you to take a good look 1967 01:23:54,711 --> 01:23:56,484 at the person next to you. Go on. 1968 01:23:57,505 --> 01:23:59,858 Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, 1969 01:24:00,175 --> 01:24:01,633 you're gonna be pulling up to a red light 1970 01:24:01,634 --> 01:24:03,702 in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, 1971 01:24:03,928 --> 01:24:07,097 and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you 1972 01:24:07,098 --> 01:24:09,326 in their brand new Porsche 1973 01:24:10,059 --> 01:24:12,144 with their beautiful wife by their side, 1974 01:24:12,145 --> 01:24:13,687 who's got big voluptuous tits. 1975 01:24:15,773 --> 01:24:18,108 And who're you gonna be sitting next to? 1976 01:24:18,109 --> 01:24:19,943 Some disgusting wildebeest 1977 01:24:19,944 --> 01:24:21,528 with three days of razor-stubble, 1978 01:24:21,529 --> 01:24:22,946 in a sleeveless muumuu, 1979 01:24:22,947 --> 01:24:25,407 crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries 1980 01:24:25,408 --> 01:24:27,242 from the fucking Price Club! 1981 01:24:27,243 --> 01:24:29,620 That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! 1982 01:24:29,621 --> 01:24:31,955 So you listen to me and you listen well. 1983 01:24:31,956 --> 01:24:34,309 Are you behind on your credit card bills? 1984 01:24:34,626 --> 01:24:36,899 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1985 01:24:37,212 --> 01:24:39,861 Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! 1986 01:24:40,048 --> 01:24:42,299 Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1987 01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:45,677 Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? 1988 01:24:45,678 --> 01:24:48,622 Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1989 01:24:48,848 --> 01:24:51,076 I want you to deal with your problems 1990 01:24:51,142 --> 01:24:52,351 by becoming rich! 1991 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,396 All you have to do today 1992 01:24:56,397 --> 01:24:57,919 is pick up that phone 1993 01:24:58,983 --> 01:25:01,552 and speak the words that I have taught you. 1994 01:25:02,153 --> 01:25:04,221 And I will make you richer 1995 01:25:04,239 --> 01:25:05,781 than the most powerful CEO 1996 01:25:05,782 --> 01:25:07,366 in the United States of fucking America! 1997 01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:08,969 Yeah! 1998 01:25:09,661 --> 01:25:11,058 Fuck, yeah! 1999 01:25:11,579 --> 01:25:13,773 I want you to go out there 2000 01:25:14,415 --> 01:25:16,267 and I want you to ram 2001 01:25:16,501 --> 01:25:19,878 Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats 2002 01:25:19,879 --> 01:25:22,277 until they fucking choke on it! 2003 01:25:22,590 --> 01:25:24,758 Till they choke on it and they buy 2004 01:25:24,759 --> 01:25:26,927 100,000 shares! That's what I want. 2005 01:25:26,928 --> 01:25:28,512 Yeah! Fuck, yeah. 2006 01:25:28,513 --> 01:25:30,286 You be ferocious! 2007 01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:32,288 - You be relentless! - Yeah! 2008 01:25:32,308 --> 01:25:35,708 You be telephone fucking terrorists! 2009 01:25:37,063 --> 01:25:40,691 Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! 2010 01:26:10,972 --> 01:26:15,794 At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. 2011 01:26:15,852 --> 01:26:19,001 By 1:03, it was over $18. 2012 01:26:19,022 --> 01:26:21,420 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying. 2013 01:26:31,242 --> 01:26:33,243 Of the two million shares offered for sale, 2014 01:26:33,244 --> 01:26:36,246 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes. 2015 01:26:36,247 --> 01:26:38,566 Now once the price hit the high teens... 2016 01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:40,834 You know what? Who gives a shit? 2017 01:26:40,835 --> 01:26:42,562 As always, the point is this. 2018 01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:47,400 $22 million in three fucking hours! 2019 01:26:48,426 --> 01:26:50,403 Can you believe this shit? 2020 01:26:50,595 --> 01:26:52,888 - I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing! 2021 01:26:52,889 --> 01:26:54,115 Jordan! 2022 01:26:54,432 --> 01:26:55,766 Barry Kleinman's on the phone 2023 01:26:55,767 --> 01:26:57,517 - from Future Video. - Who? 2024 01:26:57,518 --> 01:26:58,810 I don't know. He shot at your wedding. 2025 01:26:58,811 --> 01:26:59,936 He says it's urgent. 2026 01:26:59,937 --> 01:27:02,147 Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman? 2027 01:27:02,148 --> 01:27:03,815 Oh, my God, you wanna marry me? 2028 01:27:03,816 --> 01:27:04,941 You're in love with me? 2029 01:27:04,942 --> 01:27:06,089 Yeah. Go fuck your cousin! 2030 01:27:06,110 --> 01:27:07,194 Hey, Barry, what's up? 2031 01:27:07,195 --> 01:27:09,404 Listen, I got this subpoena. 2032 01:27:09,405 --> 01:27:10,947 Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about? 2033 01:27:10,948 --> 01:27:12,532 Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy 2034 01:27:12,533 --> 01:27:13,658 of your wedding video. 2035 01:27:13,659 --> 01:27:14,931 The fucking FBI? 2036 01:27:15,036 --> 01:27:16,953 - You fucking kidding me? - Listen to me. 2037 01:27:16,954 --> 01:27:18,330 His name is Denham. 2038 01:27:18,331 --> 01:27:20,082 He's an agent with the New York office. 2039 01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:21,208 What's his problem? 2040 01:27:21,209 --> 01:27:23,937 He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko. 2041 01:27:25,129 --> 01:27:26,463 What does he want with my wedding video? 2042 01:27:26,464 --> 01:27:28,173 It's like an invasion of my privacy. 2043 01:27:28,174 --> 01:27:29,617 You know what I'm saying? It's like... 2044 01:27:29,634 --> 01:27:31,009 It's intrusive, you know. 2045 01:27:31,010 --> 01:27:33,762 He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle. 2046 01:27:33,763 --> 01:27:35,680 Pictures, names of the people. 2047 01:27:35,681 --> 01:27:36,765 You know what he's trying to do? 2048 01:27:36,766 --> 01:27:37,974 Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself. 2049 01:27:37,975 --> 01:27:39,267 He's trying to rattle you, 2050 01:27:39,268 --> 01:27:40,811 he's trying to rattle your old lady, 2051 01:27:40,812 --> 01:27:43,647 so she nags you until you become a fucking witness. 2052 01:27:43,648 --> 01:27:45,148 He wants me to rat on myself? 2053 01:27:45,149 --> 01:27:47,092 He wants me to give information about my... 2054 01:27:47,318 --> 01:27:48,985 Listen. The good fucking news is, 2055 01:27:48,986 --> 01:27:50,821 you know I know everybody downtown, 2056 01:27:50,822 --> 01:27:53,156 I call up the Justice Department, the DEA, 2057 01:27:53,157 --> 01:27:56,352 nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down! 2058 01:27:56,536 --> 01:27:57,853 They don't know I exist? 2059 01:27:57,995 --> 01:27:59,768 - No. - That's good. 2060 01:28:04,669 --> 01:28:05,794 But you... 2061 01:28:05,795 --> 01:28:07,363 You know who he is, right? 2062 01:28:08,005 --> 01:28:10,048 - Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get 2063 01:28:10,049 --> 01:28:12,092 some more information, just find out what he knows, 2064 01:28:12,093 --> 01:28:15,345 you could go to his house, right? 2065 01:28:15,346 --> 01:28:17,347 Tap his phones a little bit, bug him. 2066 01:28:17,348 --> 01:28:18,515 You could get some information... 2067 01:28:18,516 --> 01:28:21,435 You don't fuck with these guys like that. 2068 01:28:21,436 --> 01:28:22,602 You don't fuck with them like that. 2069 01:28:22,603 --> 01:28:23,854 What are you, nuts or something? 2070 01:28:23,855 --> 01:28:25,564 This is what you fucking do. What do I pay you for? 2071 01:28:25,565 --> 01:28:28,733 I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this. 2072 01:28:28,734 --> 01:28:29,860 I'm not a cop anymore. 2073 01:28:29,861 --> 01:28:31,987 They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right? 2074 01:28:31,988 --> 01:28:33,135 Okay. 2075 01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:36,134 Okay, if I can't do that, can I just... 2076 01:28:36,325 --> 01:28:37,677 Can I give the guy a call? 2077 01:28:38,786 --> 01:28:40,871 - Why? Is that... - Jordan. Jordan. 2078 01:28:40,872 --> 01:28:41,955 Do me a favor? 2079 01:28:41,956 --> 01:28:44,958 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer. 2080 01:28:44,959 --> 01:28:46,042 I can't call him, right? 2081 01:28:46,043 --> 01:28:47,878 - It's against the rules? - I told you, 2082 01:28:47,879 --> 01:28:49,629 whatever the fuck you say to him, 2083 01:28:49,630 --> 01:28:52,340 he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand? 2084 01:28:52,341 --> 01:28:54,176 He's smart, you're dumb. 2085 01:28:54,177 --> 01:28:55,494 Fucking bullshit. 2086 01:28:56,012 --> 01:28:57,304 Are we fucking talking tonight, 2087 01:28:57,305 --> 01:28:58,555 or are you gonna get schwacked? 2088 01:28:58,556 --> 01:29:00,223 The last time you took these fucking pills, 2089 01:29:00,224 --> 01:29:02,704 you put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up. 2090 01:29:03,311 --> 01:29:04,853 All right. 2091 01:29:04,854 --> 01:29:06,581 Okay, I won't call him. 2092 01:29:09,317 --> 01:29:11,485 Hey, fellas! Come on board. 2093 01:29:11,486 --> 01:29:13,338 The plank's right around there. 2094 01:29:14,113 --> 01:29:15,465 Welcome! 2095 01:29:15,573 --> 01:29:17,550 Whoo! What a nice day. 2096 01:29:19,535 --> 01:29:20,727 Hey. 2097 01:29:21,078 --> 01:29:22,475 Welcome aboard. 2098 01:29:23,122 --> 01:29:24,873 Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi. 2099 01:29:24,874 --> 01:29:25,999 Pleasure to meet you. 2100 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,501 Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes. 2101 01:29:27,502 --> 01:29:28,627 Hi, how are you? 2102 01:29:28,628 --> 01:29:31,963 Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy. 2103 01:29:31,964 --> 01:29:34,549 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. 2104 01:29:34,550 --> 01:29:35,800 These are friends of Stratton. 2105 01:29:35,801 --> 01:29:37,073 - It's a pleasure. - Hello. 2106 01:29:37,094 --> 01:29:39,367 Um... 2107 01:29:39,972 --> 01:29:43,542 Your message said that you wanted to speak privately. 2108 01:29:43,601 --> 01:29:45,419 Right. I do want to speak privately. 2109 01:29:45,436 --> 01:29:46,833 Give us a minute, huh, ladies? 2110 01:29:47,021 --> 01:29:48,438 Let me know if I can get you anything. 2111 01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:49,791 We'd be happy to help. 2112 01:29:50,525 --> 01:29:51,608 You guys hungry? 2113 01:29:51,609 --> 01:29:52,692 Want something to eat? 2114 01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:54,528 Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster. 2115 01:29:54,529 --> 01:29:56,947 I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want. 2116 01:29:56,948 --> 01:29:58,532 You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us 2117 01:29:58,533 --> 01:30:00,101 to drink while we're at sea. 2118 01:30:00,243 --> 01:30:01,344 Duh! Of course. 2119 01:30:02,620 --> 01:30:04,597 Ever been on one of these before? 2120 01:30:04,622 --> 01:30:06,019 A boat? 2121 01:30:06,624 --> 01:30:08,041 I learned how to sail when I was six. 2122 01:30:08,042 --> 01:30:10,210 No shit. Is that right? Really? 2123 01:30:10,211 --> 01:30:12,003 On one like this, though? 2124 01:30:12,004 --> 01:30:14,903 I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there. 2125 01:30:14,924 --> 01:30:16,321 See that? 2126 01:30:17,510 --> 01:30:18,927 Anyway, this is for you. 2127 01:30:18,928 --> 01:30:21,972 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding. 2128 01:30:21,973 --> 01:30:24,808 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video. 2129 01:30:24,809 --> 01:30:27,644 Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right? 2130 01:30:27,645 --> 01:30:29,479 - There you go. - Look, 2131 01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:30,730 my point is that 2132 01:30:30,731 --> 01:30:32,482 I know you're investigating Stratton. 2133 01:30:32,483 --> 01:30:36,087 But for the life of me, I can't figure out why. 2134 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:38,572 I know we're a little unorthodox, we're a little 2135 01:30:38,573 --> 01:30:40,657 loud in the way we do things. But you gotta understand, 2136 01:30:40,658 --> 01:30:42,033 we're the new guys on the block, you know, 2137 01:30:42,034 --> 01:30:44,683 we're trying to make a name for ourselves. 2138 01:30:44,829 --> 01:30:47,478 But I want you to understand, we don't 2139 01:30:47,498 --> 01:30:49,271 do anything illegal. 2140 01:30:50,001 --> 01:30:51,167 Whatsoever. 2141 01:30:51,168 --> 01:30:52,794 I mean, you could talk to the SEC. 2142 01:30:52,795 --> 01:30:55,839 They were at my office 15 times over the last six months. 2143 01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:58,284 I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide. 2144 01:30:58,384 --> 01:31:01,469 Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency. 2145 01:31:01,470 --> 01:31:03,096 We pursue criminal activities. 2146 01:31:03,097 --> 01:31:06,041 Exactly! You go after real criminals, which 2147 01:31:06,517 --> 01:31:09,019 makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for? 2148 01:31:09,020 --> 01:31:11,043 I mean, honestly... 2149 01:31:11,272 --> 01:31:15,066 What is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it. 2150 01:31:15,067 --> 01:31:16,401 Well, I... 2151 01:31:16,402 --> 01:31:18,862 Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation. 2152 01:31:18,863 --> 01:31:20,681 No, I get that. No, I understand. 2153 01:31:20,698 --> 01:31:22,220 With that said... 2154 01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:24,868 This case got dumped on my desk... 2155 01:31:24,869 --> 01:31:26,536 - Did it? - You know, by a higher-up 2156 01:31:26,537 --> 01:31:27,871 who needs to make a show 2157 01:31:27,872 --> 01:31:30,081 of looking into the new company on the block, 2158 01:31:30,082 --> 01:31:31,559 - with all the press and everything. - New loud guys. 2159 01:31:31,959 --> 01:31:33,460 And then I end up being the schmuck 2160 01:31:33,461 --> 01:31:35,211 who does the looking. Exactly. 2161 01:31:35,212 --> 01:31:37,297 It's just, you know... It bothers me. 2162 01:31:37,298 --> 01:31:38,715 We're the new guy. We're the one 2163 01:31:38,716 --> 01:31:41,092 that's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should... 2164 01:31:41,093 --> 01:31:43,053 You should see what's going on at the bigger firms. 2165 01:31:43,054 --> 01:31:44,656 I mean, I know all the information. 2166 01:31:44,722 --> 01:31:47,701 It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill... 2167 01:31:47,892 --> 01:31:49,710 Collateralized debt obligations? 2168 01:31:49,727 --> 01:31:51,061 This Internet stock bullshit? 2169 01:31:51,062 --> 01:31:52,937 I mean, it's a fucking travesty. 2170 01:31:52,938 --> 01:31:55,190 I could take you step-by-step 2171 01:31:55,191 --> 01:31:58,010 through what exactly is occurring. 2172 01:31:58,194 --> 01:31:59,887 All you have to do is ask. 2173 01:31:59,945 --> 01:32:01,342 I'm available. 2174 01:32:01,405 --> 01:32:03,073 - That's exactly what I wanted to hear. - Mmm-hmm. 2175 01:32:03,074 --> 01:32:06,053 I don't see why a little sitdown like this 2176 01:32:06,619 --> 01:32:08,244 can't be profitable for the both of us. 2177 01:32:08,245 --> 01:32:10,580 It should. Right? It should profit the both of us. 2178 01:32:10,581 --> 01:32:12,228 - It should. - Look. 2179 01:32:12,667 --> 01:32:14,959 I'm gonna give you my personal line. 2180 01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:17,984 Five days a week, you just call me, feel free. 2181 01:32:18,089 --> 01:32:19,907 - I'll do that. - Great. 2182 01:32:22,385 --> 01:32:24,135 Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? 2183 01:32:24,136 --> 01:32:25,887 You're not hungry? Nothing? 2184 01:32:25,888 --> 01:32:27,615 - Nothing? No? - Oh, no. 2185 01:32:30,643 --> 01:32:31,768 Let me ask you, 2186 01:32:31,769 --> 01:32:33,269 and if you don't wanna get too personal, 2187 01:32:33,270 --> 01:32:35,543 - just tell me to shut up at any time. - Oh. 2188 01:32:36,482 --> 01:32:39,192 Did you try to get your broker's license at one time? 2189 01:32:39,193 --> 01:32:42,137 Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? 2190 01:32:42,947 --> 01:32:44,948 - No? - Who you been talking to? 2191 01:32:44,949 --> 01:32:46,032 Who the fuck you been talking to? 2192 01:32:46,033 --> 01:32:47,158 Well, you're investigating me. 2193 01:32:47,159 --> 01:32:48,702 I hear things. 2194 01:32:48,703 --> 01:32:50,146 You know what I mean? 2195 01:32:51,163 --> 01:32:52,706 You ever think about what would've happened 2196 01:32:52,707 --> 01:32:55,401 if you would have stayed the course? 2197 01:32:56,585 --> 01:32:58,461 You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway 2198 01:32:58,462 --> 01:32:59,838 and my balls are fucking sweating, 2199 01:32:59,839 --> 01:33:01,715 I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row... 2200 01:33:01,716 --> 01:33:03,299 Yeah, you bet I do. 2201 01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:05,135 I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right? 2202 01:33:05,136 --> 01:33:06,261 Right, who fucking wouldn't? 2203 01:33:06,262 --> 01:33:07,429 What do you get... 2204 01:33:07,430 --> 01:33:08,763 Another personal question, no need to answer... 2205 01:33:08,764 --> 01:33:10,223 No, that's all right, Jordan. 2206 01:33:10,224 --> 01:33:13,373 What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that? 2207 01:33:13,394 --> 01:33:15,478 - A year? In the ballpark? - Oh. 2208 01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:17,021 Well, I... 2209 01:33:17,022 --> 01:33:18,898 Let's put it this way. 2210 01:33:18,899 --> 01:33:20,191 You get a free handgun 2211 01:33:20,192 --> 01:33:22,072 when you sign up for the Bureau. 2212 01:33:22,361 --> 01:33:24,654 No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean? 2213 01:33:24,655 --> 01:33:26,906 You think about the people that built this country, 2214 01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:28,408 hardworking people like you. 2215 01:33:28,409 --> 01:33:31,058 Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents. 2216 01:33:31,078 --> 01:33:34,831 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially. 2217 01:33:34,832 --> 01:33:36,791 It fucking makes me angry. 2218 01:33:36,792 --> 01:33:39,941 Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is, 2219 01:33:39,962 --> 01:33:41,735 for me, I feel 2220 01:33:42,673 --> 01:33:45,133 it's good to give back. You know, there's... 2221 01:33:45,134 --> 01:33:47,385 There are situations where I can 2222 01:33:47,386 --> 01:33:51,014 make those situations better for people. You know? 2223 01:33:51,015 --> 01:33:52,390 You know what I mean. 2224 01:33:52,391 --> 01:33:53,913 Opportunity 2225 01:33:54,351 --> 01:33:55,435 is everything. 2226 01:33:55,436 --> 01:33:56,788 Exactly. 2227 01:33:56,812 --> 01:33:59,355 Take for example, I got this one kid, right? 2228 01:33:59,356 --> 01:34:03,193 Went to school for environmental science, something like that. 2229 01:34:03,194 --> 01:34:05,111 He was bogged down by student loans. 2230 01:34:05,112 --> 01:34:07,614 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery. 2231 01:34:07,615 --> 01:34:09,365 - Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation. 2232 01:34:09,366 --> 01:34:10,450 Sure. 2233 01:34:10,451 --> 01:34:11,618 But we got him into the market 2234 01:34:11,619 --> 01:34:13,369 at the right time and chose the right stock. 2235 01:34:13,370 --> 01:34:15,205 We gave him the right guidance. 2236 01:34:15,206 --> 01:34:17,980 Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life. 2237 01:34:18,542 --> 01:34:20,126 Got to put his mother into 2238 01:34:20,127 --> 01:34:21,961 the best hospital in New York City. 2239 01:34:21,962 --> 01:34:23,129 It didn't work out for her, 2240 01:34:23,130 --> 01:34:24,923 granted, she passed away, unfortunately. 2241 01:34:24,924 --> 01:34:26,883 But we gave him that opportunity. 2242 01:34:26,884 --> 01:34:28,156 You know what I'm saying? 2243 01:34:28,803 --> 01:34:30,553 It's just about setting up the right team, 2244 01:34:30,554 --> 01:34:33,407 and then overnight your life can change. 2245 01:34:38,687 --> 01:34:41,210 What does... What does an intern... 2246 01:34:42,650 --> 01:34:44,567 What does an intern make in a deal like that? 2247 01:34:44,568 --> 01:34:46,716 Well, in that situation, 2248 01:34:47,571 --> 01:34:50,720 in that particular trade, and it was one trade, 2249 01:34:50,908 --> 01:34:53,557 north of half a million dollars. 2250 01:34:57,081 --> 01:34:59,415 And I'd do that for anybody, you know, 2251 01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:02,190 anybody that needs the proper guidance. 2252 01:35:21,897 --> 01:35:23,999 Can you say that again, 2253 01:35:24,358 --> 01:35:25,926 just the way you said it? 2254 01:35:26,402 --> 01:35:28,220 Just the same way. 2255 01:35:29,905 --> 01:35:31,097 Oh. 2256 01:35:32,324 --> 01:35:33,449 I don't know what you're talking about. 2257 01:35:33,450 --> 01:35:35,393 Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about. 2258 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:37,893 I think what Jordan just did is he... 2259 01:35:37,913 --> 01:35:39,122 - If I'm not mistaken... - No. 2260 01:35:39,123 --> 01:35:41,332 you just tried to bribe a federal officer. 2261 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:43,501 No, technically I didn't bribe anybody. 2262 01:35:43,502 --> 01:35:46,004 No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan. 2263 01:35:46,005 --> 01:35:47,589 No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code, 2264 01:35:47,590 --> 01:35:49,507 there needs to be an exact dollar figure 2265 01:35:49,508 --> 01:35:51,092 - for the exchange of services. - Oh! 2266 01:35:51,093 --> 01:35:52,802 That would not hold up in a court of law. 2267 01:35:52,803 --> 01:35:54,554 Nah, it's not howl heard it. 2268 01:35:54,555 --> 01:35:57,307 No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this. 2269 01:35:57,308 --> 01:35:58,433 Yeah. 2270 01:35:58,434 --> 01:36:00,018 The same gentleman that told me 2271 01:36:00,019 --> 01:36:01,853 that you tried to get your broker's license 2272 01:36:01,854 --> 01:36:04,082 also told me that you are a straight arrow. 2273 01:36:04,106 --> 01:36:05,648 He ran a security check on me. 2274 01:36:05,649 --> 01:36:06,875 Well... 2275 01:36:06,984 --> 01:36:10,028 Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, 2276 01:36:10,029 --> 01:36:12,257 sometimes you need to play the part. Right? 2277 01:36:13,490 --> 01:36:15,491 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. 2278 01:36:15,492 --> 01:36:17,560 What do you say? Hmm? 2279 01:36:17,870 --> 01:36:19,162 You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. 2280 01:36:19,163 --> 01:36:22,267 Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, 2281 01:36:22,625 --> 01:36:25,043 they're to the manor born. 2282 01:36:25,044 --> 01:36:26,210 - Is that right? - Yeah. 2283 01:36:26,211 --> 01:36:27,921 Their fathers are douchebags, 2284 01:36:27,922 --> 01:36:29,945 just like their fathers before them. 2285 01:36:30,966 --> 01:36:32,443 But you... 2286 01:36:34,094 --> 01:36:36,492 You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. 2287 01:36:36,555 --> 01:36:37,781 Did I? 2288 01:36:37,806 --> 01:36:39,954 - Good for you, little man. - Little man? 2289 01:36:40,017 --> 01:36:41,351 Good for you. 2290 01:36:41,352 --> 01:36:42,602 Me, the little man? 2291 01:36:42,603 --> 01:36:43,728 And let me tell you something. 2292 01:36:43,729 --> 01:36:45,797 Let me tell you something else. 2293 01:36:46,023 --> 01:36:48,024 Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, 2294 01:36:48,025 --> 01:36:49,192 this is one of the nicest boats 2295 01:36:49,193 --> 01:36:51,319 - that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. 2296 01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:53,000 And you know what I was just thinking, too? 2297 01:36:53,238 --> 01:36:56,240 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office 2298 01:36:56,241 --> 01:36:58,514 when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. 2299 01:36:58,535 --> 01:37:00,787 Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan, 2300 01:37:00,788 --> 01:37:02,455 look at this thing! 2301 01:37:02,456 --> 01:37:03,539 It's beautiful! 2302 01:37:03,540 --> 01:37:06,626 And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. 2303 01:37:06,627 --> 01:37:09,150 All right, get the fuck off my boat. 2304 01:37:09,254 --> 01:37:10,880 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other 2305 01:37:10,881 --> 01:37:12,006 - real soon. - I'm sure. 2306 01:37:12,007 --> 01:37:13,549 Good luck on that subway ride home 2307 01:37:13,550 --> 01:37:15,551 to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. 2308 01:37:15,552 --> 01:37:18,721 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. 2309 01:37:18,722 --> 01:37:21,474 Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home? 2310 01:37:21,475 --> 01:37:24,185 Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! 2311 01:37:24,186 --> 01:37:26,084 Fucking cheap fucks. 2312 01:37:26,397 --> 01:37:28,670 Fucking miserable pricks. 2313 01:37:28,732 --> 01:37:31,985 Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look! 2314 01:37:31,986 --> 01:37:33,820 A year's salary right here. 2315 01:37:33,821 --> 01:37:36,572 You know what I call them? Fun coupons! 2316 01:37:36,573 --> 01:37:37,925 See that! 2317 01:37:38,367 --> 01:37:40,469 They're fun coupons! 2318 01:37:48,210 --> 01:37:51,029 Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland? 2319 01:37:51,046 --> 01:37:53,131 Swiss fucking banks, that's what. 2320 01:37:53,132 --> 01:37:55,906 It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money. 2321 01:37:57,094 --> 01:37:58,696 Enter Rugrat. 2322 01:37:58,762 --> 01:38:00,430 He knew this Swiss banker from law school. 2323 01:38:00,431 --> 01:38:01,597 That's for European pussy! 2324 01:38:01,598 --> 01:38:02,932 But he was in Geneva. 2325 01:38:02,933 --> 01:38:05,377 And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober. 2326 01:38:07,104 --> 01:38:08,855 So I knew if I took my drugs right, 2327 01:38:08,856 --> 01:38:11,004 I could sleep through the entire flight. 2328 01:38:11,316 --> 01:38:13,760 But I had to take them just right. 2329 01:38:14,278 --> 01:38:16,380 At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes, 2330 01:38:16,405 --> 01:38:17,947 which started kicking in by the time 2331 01:38:17,948 --> 01:38:19,800 I finished my sales meeting. 2332 01:38:19,950 --> 01:38:21,267 My tingle phase. 2333 01:38:21,452 --> 01:38:23,244 By dinner, I popped a few more 2334 01:38:23,245 --> 01:38:26,269 on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two. 2335 01:38:26,331 --> 01:38:27,899 My slur phase. 2336 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,404 By 8:30, I took a few more ludes 2337 01:38:32,546 --> 01:38:35,240 and pretty much lost all my motor skills. 2338 01:38:35,382 --> 01:38:36,984 This was the drool phase. 2339 01:38:39,928 --> 01:38:43,389 And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was. 2340 01:38:43,390 --> 01:38:45,083 The amnesia phase. 2341 01:38:45,893 --> 01:38:47,935 We boarded the plane just before midnight. 2342 01:38:47,936 --> 01:38:49,729 Wow! Look at you! 2343 01:38:49,730 --> 01:38:51,798 - You're beautiful. - Excuse me, sir. 2344 01:38:51,899 --> 01:38:54,150 His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right. 2345 01:38:54,151 --> 01:38:55,777 May I see your boarding passes, sir? 2346 01:38:55,778 --> 01:38:57,596 We have the boarding passes. 2347 01:38:57,654 --> 01:38:59,756 Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her. 2348 01:39:00,282 --> 01:39:02,100 Hey! Fucking relax. 2349 01:39:02,159 --> 01:39:04,327 Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock! 2350 01:39:04,328 --> 01:39:05,787 I don't. Cut it out. 2351 01:39:05,788 --> 01:39:06,829 He's got his hand on my dick again. 2352 01:39:06,830 --> 01:39:07,955 I'm just trying to buckle you up. 2353 01:39:07,956 --> 01:39:09,248 You got your hand on his dick? 2354 01:39:09,249 --> 01:39:11,272 You gotta stop doing that in public places. 2355 01:39:11,293 --> 01:39:13,361 Oh, my God. Take it off! 2356 01:39:13,504 --> 01:39:14,629 Take it off! 2357 01:39:14,630 --> 01:39:17,700 I heard there's a treasure map under here. 2358 01:39:18,092 --> 01:39:20,093 - Stop! I know, miss. - Excuse me, sir. 2359 01:39:20,094 --> 01:39:21,616 Please sit down. 2360 01:39:21,804 --> 01:39:23,179 - Watch it. - Go back to your seat, please. 2361 01:39:23,180 --> 01:39:25,578 - What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat. 2362 01:39:25,933 --> 01:39:27,517 I will have to call the captain. 2363 01:39:27,518 --> 01:39:30,144 Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down. 2364 01:39:30,145 --> 01:39:31,896 - Please sit down! - Ow! 2365 01:39:31,897 --> 01:39:33,523 - I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry. 2366 01:39:33,524 --> 01:39:35,217 We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep. 2367 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:36,717 Question. I wanna ask you a question. 2368 01:39:36,735 --> 01:39:38,132 Fasten your seat belt, sir. 2369 01:39:38,737 --> 01:39:40,363 We cannot take off if you haven't fastened 2370 01:39:40,364 --> 01:39:41,489 - your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too. 2371 01:39:41,490 --> 01:39:42,698 Sit down. Fasten it. 2372 01:39:42,699 --> 01:39:44,283 - Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you. 2373 01:39:44,284 --> 01:39:45,368 - What? - I'll do it for you. 2374 01:39:45,369 --> 01:39:46,619 You gotta speak English. 2375 01:39:46,620 --> 01:39:48,663 We don't understand this language you're speaking. 2376 01:39:48,664 --> 01:39:50,266 I will help him with his seat belt. 2377 01:39:51,375 --> 01:39:53,536 - You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir. 2378 01:39:53,544 --> 01:39:55,628 - There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back... 2379 01:39:57,881 --> 01:39:59,654 Bitte, Hilfe! 2380 01:40:14,857 --> 01:40:16,232 Jesus Christ! 2381 01:40:16,233 --> 01:40:17,710 Fuck! 2382 01:40:19,278 --> 01:40:20,736 Donnie... 2383 01:40:20,737 --> 01:40:23,966 Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy. 2384 01:40:24,491 --> 01:40:26,284 I can't untie you. 2385 01:40:26,285 --> 01:40:27,660 The captain tied you up. 2386 01:40:27,661 --> 01:40:29,229 He almost fucking tasered you. 2387 01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:31,227 Why? 2388 01:40:31,456 --> 01:40:32,603 Why? 2389 01:40:34,209 --> 01:40:35,526 He's got a fear of flying. 2390 01:40:36,712 --> 01:40:38,189 Ah! 2391 01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,424 He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry, 2392 01:40:41,425 --> 01:40:43,448 it's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up. 2393 01:40:43,594 --> 01:40:46,447 Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer. 2394 01:40:46,763 --> 01:40:48,764 You were screaming at people. 2395 01:40:48,765 --> 01:40:50,224 Oh, fuck off. 2396 01:40:50,225 --> 01:40:52,435 You were on the floor rolling around and shit. 2397 01:40:52,436 --> 01:40:53,561 Oh, Jesus. 2398 01:40:53,562 --> 01:40:55,730 You called the captain the N-word. 2399 01:40:55,731 --> 01:40:57,315 I called the captain the N-word? 2400 01:40:57,316 --> 01:40:59,839 - Yeah, he was very upset. - Really? 2401 01:40:59,943 --> 01:41:02,387 - Luckily we're in first class. - Jesus. 2402 01:41:02,821 --> 01:41:06,050 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem. 2403 01:41:06,950 --> 01:41:08,597 Where are the ludes? 2404 01:41:08,619 --> 01:41:09,720 Where are the ludes? 2405 01:41:10,454 --> 01:41:12,246 They're up my ass. Don't worry about it. 2406 01:41:12,247 --> 01:41:13,956 - I got it. - Okay. 2407 01:41:13,957 --> 01:41:15,650 Thank God. 2408 01:41:16,084 --> 01:41:17,418 Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do 2409 01:41:17,419 --> 01:41:18,544 when we get to Switzerland, buddy? 2410 01:41:18,545 --> 01:41:19,629 This is bad. 2411 01:41:19,630 --> 01:41:21,631 Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe. 2412 01:41:21,632 --> 01:41:23,341 Come on, do something to calm me down. Please. 2413 01:41:23,342 --> 01:41:25,176 Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 2414 01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:27,620 Okay. Shh! Shh! 2415 01:41:28,722 --> 01:41:29,805 That's good. 2416 01:41:29,806 --> 01:41:31,599 - Go to sleep. - Rub it harder, buddy. 2417 01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:33,293 You're all right. 2418 01:41:33,477 --> 01:41:35,875 We all love you. Shut the fuck up! 2419 01:41:41,610 --> 01:41:42,962 Mr. Belfort, 2420 01:41:43,195 --> 01:41:44,592 you're free to go. 2421 01:41:46,615 --> 01:41:47,762 Really? 2422 01:41:50,744 --> 01:41:51,827 Whoo! 2423 01:41:51,828 --> 01:41:53,037 - Hey, Donnie. - Yeah? 2424 01:41:53,038 --> 01:41:54,830 When we get out there, try not to act like yourself. 2425 01:41:54,831 --> 01:41:56,999 Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right? 2426 01:41:57,000 --> 01:41:58,459 What are you fucking coming at me for? 2427 01:41:58,460 --> 01:42:00,086 Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo 2428 01:42:00,087 --> 01:42:01,712 and not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay? 2429 01:42:01,713 --> 01:42:02,797 Hilfe! 2430 01:42:03,966 --> 01:42:06,489 We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down. 2431 01:42:06,927 --> 01:42:08,449 Jordan Belfort! 2432 01:42:08,595 --> 01:42:09,679 At last. 2433 01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:12,408 Nicholas has told me so much about you. 2434 01:42:12,516 --> 01:42:14,493 Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel. 2435 01:42:14,518 --> 01:42:16,759 - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you. 2436 01:42:17,145 --> 01:42:18,813 It's a joke. 2437 01:42:18,814 --> 01:42:21,167 You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat. 2438 01:42:21,441 --> 01:42:22,942 You need a bigger couch. For guests. 2439 01:42:22,943 --> 01:42:24,902 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry. 2440 01:42:24,903 --> 01:42:27,847 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here. 2441 01:42:29,366 --> 01:42:32,640 Uh... Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan. 2442 01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:36,269 Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of... 2443 01:42:36,290 --> 01:42:37,373 Blah, blah, blah. 2444 01:42:37,374 --> 01:42:39,083 - Chit chat. - Yeah, chit chat, thank you. 2445 01:42:39,084 --> 01:42:40,811 before business can be discussed. 2446 01:42:42,254 --> 01:42:43,480 Yeah. 2447 01:42:46,174 --> 01:42:47,321 Of course. 2448 01:42:47,884 --> 01:42:50,783 Let's get down to it. What would you like to know? 2449 01:42:51,221 --> 01:42:54,181 Under what circumstances would you be obligated 2450 01:42:54,182 --> 01:42:56,455 to cooperate with an FBI 2451 01:42:56,727 --> 01:42:59,922 or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example? 2452 01:43:00,439 --> 01:43:01,711 Ca depend. 2453 01:43:02,232 --> 01:43:03,504 Ca depend? 2454 01:43:04,026 --> 01:43:05,127 Oui. 2455 01:43:05,527 --> 01:43:08,301 Ca depend on what, exactly? 2456 01:43:08,989 --> 01:43:11,324 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland 2457 01:43:11,325 --> 01:43:13,268 in the coming months. 2458 01:43:13,368 --> 01:43:15,661 Shall I check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croy? 2459 01:43:15,662 --> 01:43:17,856 - Yes. Rue de la Croix. - Croix. Croix. 2460 01:43:18,373 --> 01:43:20,875 Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix. 2461 01:43:20,876 --> 01:43:23,169 See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me. 2462 01:43:23,170 --> 01:43:25,004 - Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah. 2463 01:43:25,005 --> 01:43:26,982 Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites. 2464 01:43:28,133 --> 01:43:30,782 - And that kind of stuff. - That's funny. 2465 01:43:32,095 --> 01:43:34,847 What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, 2466 01:43:34,848 --> 01:43:37,246 is are you going to fuck me over? 2467 01:43:39,770 --> 01:43:43,545 I understand perfectly, you American shit. 2468 01:43:45,609 --> 01:43:48,069 The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve 2469 01:43:48,070 --> 01:43:50,264 would cooperate with a foreign legal body 2470 01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:52,239 is if the crime being pursued 2471 01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:54,513 is also a crime in Switzerland. 2472 01:43:54,534 --> 01:43:59,121 But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices. 2473 01:43:59,122 --> 01:44:00,289 Hmm. 2474 01:44:00,290 --> 01:44:01,999 From a financial standpoint, 2475 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:03,443 you are now 2476 01:44:03,752 --> 01:44:05,195 in heaven. 2477 01:44:05,253 --> 01:44:07,230 See, I told you he was fantastic, right? 2478 01:44:07,881 --> 01:44:12,532 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become 2479 01:44:12,886 --> 01:44:14,363 papier toilette. 2480 01:44:15,389 --> 01:44:16,889 We would wipe our ass with it. 2481 01:44:18,308 --> 01:44:20,976 Unless, of course, it was an investigation 2482 01:44:20,977 --> 01:44:22,895 into stock fraud, 2483 01:44:22,896 --> 01:44:25,147 which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct. 2484 01:44:25,148 --> 01:44:29,253 Then there would have to be coopération on your part, 2485 01:44:29,277 --> 01:44:30,924 - if I'm not mistaken. - Yes. 2486 01:44:31,405 --> 01:44:33,928 Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm. 2487 01:44:33,990 --> 01:44:36,468 Assuming the account is under your name. 2488 01:44:37,744 --> 01:44:39,346 If it were 2489 01:44:39,496 --> 01:44:40,893 another name, 2490 01:44:41,998 --> 01:44:43,833 a friend's, camarade... 2491 01:44:43,834 --> 01:44:45,060 Cousin? 2492 01:44:49,548 --> 01:44:51,366 - Relative? - Yeah. 2493 01:44:51,883 --> 01:44:53,109 Hmm. 2494 01:44:53,468 --> 01:44:56,196 Was that yodeling I just heard 2495 01:44:56,221 --> 01:44:58,764 or did you just say what I thought you said? 2496 01:44:58,765 --> 01:45:00,617 Yes. Yes. 2497 01:45:01,268 --> 01:45:03,917 He's telling me to use a fucking rathole. 2498 01:45:04,020 --> 01:45:05,771 But a U.S. rathole would never get 2499 01:45:05,772 --> 01:45:08,065 into Switzerland with all that money. 2500 01:45:08,066 --> 01:45:12,012 What I needed was a rathole with a European passport. 2501 01:45:19,202 --> 01:45:20,703 Jordan. 2502 01:45:20,704 --> 01:45:23,664 Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh? 2503 01:45:23,665 --> 01:45:25,166 Welcome. Was the traffic terrible? 2504 01:45:25,167 --> 01:45:26,814 Oh, no, not at all. 2505 01:45:29,254 --> 01:45:30,981 Jordan, come in. 2506 01:45:31,047 --> 01:45:33,650 Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing. 2507 01:45:34,217 --> 01:45:36,820 Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. 2508 01:45:36,887 --> 01:45:39,365 Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. 2509 01:45:39,848 --> 01:45:41,871 How do you say "rathole" in British? 2510 01:45:42,184 --> 01:45:44,727 If you get into any trouble whatsoever, 2511 01:45:44,728 --> 01:45:47,563 I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you. 2512 01:45:47,564 --> 01:45:48,961 That I promise. 2513 01:45:49,566 --> 01:45:52,294 Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? 2514 01:45:56,573 --> 01:45:58,471 Sometimes I wonder 2515 01:45:58,742 --> 01:46:01,785 if you let money get the best of you, my love. 2516 01:46:01,786 --> 01:46:03,012 Among 2517 01:46:03,371 --> 01:46:05,018 other substances. 2518 01:46:05,415 --> 01:46:07,517 Oh. 2519 01:46:09,336 --> 01:46:10,794 It's that obvious, huh? 2520 01:46:10,795 --> 01:46:14,149 It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets. 2521 01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:18,703 What can I say? I'm... 2522 01:46:19,471 --> 01:46:21,244 I'm a drug addict. 2523 01:46:21,264 --> 01:46:22,707 I really am. 2524 01:46:23,642 --> 01:46:25,494 Cocaine, pills. 2525 01:46:25,894 --> 01:46:28,417 Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. 2526 01:46:28,855 --> 01:46:30,648 Now that's the truth. 2527 01:46:30,649 --> 01:46:31,982 I mean... 2528 01:46:31,983 --> 01:46:33,460 I'm a sex addict, too. 2529 01:46:34,277 --> 01:46:36,779 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex. 2530 01:46:37,989 --> 01:46:40,449 Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I... 2531 01:46:40,450 --> 01:46:42,177 I'm sorry. 2532 01:46:42,827 --> 01:46:45,146 Because I'm very easy to talk to. 2533 01:46:45,413 --> 01:46:48,232 - You are. You are easy to talk to. - Mmm. 2534 01:46:49,292 --> 01:46:50,793 I suppose it's... 2535 01:46:50,794 --> 01:46:52,316 Just my job, you know. 2536 01:46:53,380 --> 01:46:55,214 All these people dependent on me. 2537 01:46:55,215 --> 01:46:58,114 Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know. 2538 01:46:58,301 --> 01:47:00,094 Sometimes I feel like I... 2539 01:47:00,095 --> 01:47:03,369 I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know. 2540 01:47:03,473 --> 01:47:05,575 You're a man with large appetites. 2541 01:47:05,934 --> 01:47:07,126 Yeah. 2542 01:47:08,728 --> 01:47:10,751 Is she fucking hitting on me? 2543 01:47:10,981 --> 01:47:12,128 Yeah. 2544 01:47:12,148 --> 01:47:13,545 Yeah, I am. 2545 01:47:15,819 --> 01:47:18,968 I suppose I put that on myself though, right? 2546 01:47:19,489 --> 01:47:21,136 My decision. 2547 01:47:21,533 --> 01:47:23,075 It's just hard to... 2548 01:47:23,076 --> 01:47:27,101 Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know? 2549 01:47:27,581 --> 01:47:29,228 You know, to... 2550 01:47:29,499 --> 01:47:32,318 Learn to relax and let go and... 2551 01:47:33,003 --> 01:47:35,105 To release the tension. 2552 01:47:36,047 --> 01:47:37,615 She is hitting on me. 2553 01:47:38,466 --> 01:47:39,988 Holy shit! 2554 01:47:40,176 --> 01:47:42,449 Yeah, to release the tension. 2555 01:47:46,266 --> 01:47:48,118 I suppose we, uh... 2556 01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:51,004 We all just need to learn, uh... 2557 01:47:51,521 --> 01:47:54,921 Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? 2558 01:47:56,735 --> 01:47:59,304 Is he fucking hitting on me? 2559 01:48:05,410 --> 01:48:07,161 Stability, dear. 2560 01:48:07,162 --> 01:48:08,684 Family. 2561 01:48:15,337 --> 01:48:17,485 You take care of my niece, my love. 2562 01:48:17,672 --> 01:48:19,945 I'll take care of everything over here. 2563 01:48:20,967 --> 01:48:22,068 Deal. 2564 01:48:24,596 --> 01:48:27,290 Come on! There you go. 2565 01:48:27,349 --> 01:48:28,666 Whoo! 2566 01:48:28,808 --> 01:48:32,162 We had, literally, a fuckload of money. 2567 01:48:32,562 --> 01:48:34,664 Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself. 2568 01:48:35,398 --> 01:48:39,173 So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport? 2569 01:48:39,235 --> 01:48:41,236 Brad, you're making this too fucking tight! 2570 01:48:41,237 --> 01:48:44,114 Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer, 2571 01:48:44,115 --> 01:48:46,408 spent his winters in the south of France, 2572 01:48:46,409 --> 01:48:48,535 which is where he met his wife, Chantalle, 2573 01:48:48,536 --> 01:48:51,515 a stripper of Slovenian origin 2574 01:48:51,581 --> 01:48:53,103 born, in of all places, 2575 01:48:53,583 --> 01:48:55,185 Switzerland. 2576 01:48:59,255 --> 01:49:01,028 Well, this is fucked. 2577 01:49:01,424 --> 01:49:03,151 Oh. No shit. 2578 01:49:06,930 --> 01:49:09,658 Like, this will take her like 50 trips. 2579 01:49:09,683 --> 01:49:10,909 I know. 2580 01:49:14,396 --> 01:49:15,713 Let me ask you something? 2581 01:49:15,730 --> 01:49:18,399 What about her family? Right? 2582 01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:21,151 I mean, they all got Swiss passports, fight 2583 01:49:21,152 --> 01:49:23,112 She's got parents, she's got a brother, right? 2584 01:49:23,113 --> 01:49:25,114 The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people. 2585 01:49:25,115 --> 01:49:27,116 Six, seven trips, boom, right? 2586 01:49:27,117 --> 01:49:28,784 They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her. 2587 01:49:28,785 --> 01:49:30,119 - They'll do it. - We could do that. 2588 01:49:30,120 --> 01:49:32,663 At least I have a family, you crooked-nose fuck! 2589 01:49:32,664 --> 01:49:35,608 Hey, uh, don't forget about my money. 2590 01:49:37,293 --> 01:49:38,460 I'm sorry, what's that? 2591 01:49:38,461 --> 01:49:40,003 Yeah, I forgot to tell you. He's got some... 2592 01:49:40,004 --> 01:49:42,152 - He's got some money. - My money. 2593 01:49:42,424 --> 01:49:44,717 I got a couple of mil coming in like a week. 2594 01:49:44,718 --> 01:49:47,412 When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up. 2595 01:49:49,931 --> 01:49:51,453 You give me a call? 2596 01:49:52,976 --> 01:49:56,311 When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. 2597 01:49:56,312 --> 01:49:58,085 Well, we don't fucking work for you, man! 2598 01:49:58,106 --> 01:49:59,628 Sweetheart, 2599 01:49:59,774 --> 01:50:01,692 you have my money taped to your tits. 2600 01:50:01,693 --> 01:50:03,795 Okay? Technically, you do work for me. 2601 01:50:06,740 --> 01:50:08,433 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk. 2602 01:50:08,575 --> 01:50:10,159 If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now, 2603 01:50:10,160 --> 01:50:11,201 I ain't going to him, okay. 2604 01:50:11,202 --> 01:50:12,327 - I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it. 2605 01:50:12,328 --> 01:50:13,704 I don't do fucking pickups, all right? 2606 01:50:13,705 --> 01:50:14,830 - I got it. - Well, listen to me. 2607 01:50:14,831 --> 01:50:16,498 We meet someplace that I fucking say. 2608 01:50:16,499 --> 01:50:17,958 And you tell that fucking piece of shit, 2609 01:50:17,959 --> 01:50:19,209 - he comes correct. - I will. 2610 01:50:19,210 --> 01:50:21,587 He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God 2611 01:50:21,588 --> 01:50:23,505 I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in. 2612 01:50:23,506 --> 01:50:25,340 You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in? 2613 01:50:25,341 --> 01:50:27,134 Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in? 2614 01:50:27,135 --> 01:50:29,511 I put the money on that fucking table! Not you! 2615 01:50:29,512 --> 01:50:31,430 I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal! 2616 01:50:31,431 --> 01:50:33,515 - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! - Fuck his gun! 2617 01:50:33,516 --> 01:50:34,808 I put that money in there! 2618 01:50:34,809 --> 01:50:36,435 You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer. 2619 01:50:36,436 --> 01:50:38,812 I got five more just like you, bro. 2620 01:50:38,813 --> 01:50:40,606 Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! 2621 01:50:40,607 --> 01:50:42,441 You know what else? You dress like shit! 2622 01:50:42,442 --> 01:50:43,525 So fuck you! 2623 01:50:43,526 --> 01:50:45,360 - Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus! 2624 01:50:45,361 --> 01:50:47,463 How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot? 2625 01:50:47,697 --> 01:50:49,299 You okay? Hey, pal. 2626 01:50:51,826 --> 01:50:54,703 The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva. 2627 01:50:54,704 --> 01:50:57,122 Two million in cash in her carry-on, 2628 01:50:57,123 --> 01:50:58,540 which in the big picture 2629 01:50:58,541 --> 01:51:00,268 was a drop in the Swiss bucket. 2630 01:51:01,336 --> 01:51:02,711 'Cause the following month, 2631 01:51:02,712 --> 01:51:04,671 over the course of six round trips, 2632 01:51:04,672 --> 01:51:06,381 Chantalle's family and friends 2633 01:51:06,382 --> 01:51:08,801 smuggled in over 20 million in cash 2634 01:51:08,802 --> 01:51:10,654 without even a hiccup. 2635 01:51:15,558 --> 01:51:17,559 - And I have some more. - Really? 2636 01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:18,852 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 2637 01:51:18,853 --> 01:51:20,062 And here. 2638 01:51:20,063 --> 01:51:21,355 Welcome. 2639 01:51:21,356 --> 01:51:22,523 Welcome. 2640 01:51:22,524 --> 01:51:24,817 - Yeah, like four bags of it. - Ooh! 2641 01:51:26,027 --> 01:51:28,445 Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian? 2642 01:51:28,446 --> 01:51:30,072 - Slovenian. - Slovenian? 2643 01:51:30,073 --> 01:51:31,448 Who cares. You're blonde. 2644 01:51:31,449 --> 01:51:32,550 Oh, stop. 2645 01:51:53,221 --> 01:51:54,429 Shit. 2646 01:51:54,430 --> 01:51:57,663 Just put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot! 2647 01:51:59,102 --> 01:52:00,811 I can't close this briefcase. 2648 01:52:00,812 --> 01:52:02,271 One fucking day. 2649 01:52:02,272 --> 01:52:04,314 One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? 2650 01:52:04,315 --> 01:52:06,008 I'm fucked up, Brad. 2651 01:52:06,442 --> 01:52:09,170 - Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up. 2652 01:52:13,908 --> 01:52:15,492 - It's a joke. - It's a joke? 2653 01:52:15,493 --> 01:52:17,536 - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ! 2654 01:52:17,537 --> 01:52:18,620 It's a fucking joke. 2655 01:52:18,621 --> 01:52:20,289 - Are you fucking stupid? - I'm not stupid. 2656 01:52:20,290 --> 01:52:21,832 You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac, 2657 01:52:21,833 --> 01:52:23,750 you know the attention that that fucking draws? 2658 01:52:23,751 --> 01:52:26,503 - I'm not stupid. I'm smart. - Smart? 2659 01:52:26,504 --> 01:52:28,672 - I make million-dollar deals. - That right? 2660 01:52:28,673 --> 01:52:31,133 With smart important people, unlike you. 2661 01:52:31,134 --> 01:52:33,510 People who don't sucker-punch people 2662 01:52:33,511 --> 01:52:35,095 when they're scared. Okay? 2663 01:52:35,096 --> 01:52:36,555 - I'm scared, huh? - And by the way, 2664 01:52:36,556 --> 01:52:37,639 I haven't gotten an apology yet for that. 2665 01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:38,765 You want an apology, okay. 2666 01:52:38,766 --> 01:52:40,309 I check my fucking messages every day 2667 01:52:40,310 --> 01:52:41,393 - when I come home from work. - Did you? 2668 01:52:41,394 --> 01:52:42,644 - My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh? 2669 01:52:42,645 --> 01:52:43,770 I got a blinking light, 2670 01:52:43,771 --> 01:52:45,147 because I don't have shit from you. 2671 01:52:45,148 --> 01:52:46,440 You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay? 2672 01:52:46,441 --> 01:52:47,774 I got my wife checking the messages 2673 01:52:47,775 --> 01:52:49,860 every 45 minutes calling the office, saying, 2674 01:52:49,861 --> 01:52:51,153 "Has Brad apologized yet? 2675 01:52:51,154 --> 01:52:53,238 "Is there an apology message on the machine?" 2676 01:52:53,239 --> 01:52:54,865 I don't have jack shit. You know what? 2677 01:52:54,866 --> 01:52:56,366 That's not how you treat people. 2678 01:52:56,367 --> 01:52:57,492 You got a big fucking mouth, you know. 2679 01:52:57,493 --> 01:52:59,244 I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case. 2680 01:52:59,245 --> 01:53:01,538 You're gonna give me a pass? 2681 01:53:01,539 --> 01:53:03,206 Look, it's a figure of fucking speech. 2682 01:53:03,207 --> 01:53:05,250 Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville 2683 01:53:05,251 --> 01:53:06,627 came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! 2684 01:53:06,628 --> 01:53:07,711 From Fucksville, huh? 2685 01:53:07,712 --> 01:53:09,671 Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today 2686 01:53:09,672 --> 01:53:11,214 when their Emperor's gone? 2687 01:53:11,215 --> 01:53:12,841 Is it mayhem? 2688 01:53:12,842 --> 01:53:14,718 Are people looting and raping? 2689 01:53:14,719 --> 01:53:16,803 What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? 2690 01:53:16,804 --> 01:53:18,305 Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag. 2691 01:53:18,306 --> 01:53:19,681 You back the fuck up. 2692 01:53:19,682 --> 01:53:20,933 I'll cause the biggest fucking scene 2693 01:53:20,934 --> 01:53:23,226 that I've ever caused in my life 2694 01:53:23,227 --> 01:53:25,062 if you come at me again. 2695 01:53:25,063 --> 01:53:26,730 - You know what? - Just fucking keep it down. 2696 01:53:26,731 --> 01:53:28,023 I got... 2697 01:53:28,024 --> 01:53:29,608 I don't wanna be out of line or anything, 2698 01:53:29,609 --> 01:53:32,694 but I think you like, like me. Like you... 2699 01:53:32,695 --> 01:53:34,237 Like when you come at me... 2700 01:53:34,238 --> 01:53:35,405 What's the matter with you? What the fuck is... 2701 01:53:35,406 --> 01:53:36,907 and you look at me. I swear I just noticed it. 2702 01:53:36,908 --> 01:53:38,700 You have like a fucking, like... 2703 01:53:38,701 --> 01:53:40,786 Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle. 2704 01:53:40,787 --> 01:53:42,329 Are you trying to kiss me, bro? 2705 01:53:42,330 --> 01:53:43,997 Jesus fucking Christ. 2706 01:53:43,998 --> 01:53:46,041 - What's with you? - I have a... I don't know. 2707 01:53:46,042 --> 01:53:47,834 - It's not a homophobic thing. - All right... 2708 01:53:47,835 --> 01:53:49,628 You're just not the one for me, pal. 2709 01:53:49,629 --> 01:53:50,837 You know what I mean? It's not... 2710 01:53:50,838 --> 01:53:52,839 - it's not about that for me, you know. - I've heard enough. 2711 01:53:52,840 --> 01:53:55,342 Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case. 2712 01:53:55,343 --> 01:53:56,802 - I'm gonna give you the case. - Give me the case. 2713 01:53:56,803 --> 01:53:58,261 - You gotta do me one favor. - What's that? 2714 01:53:58,262 --> 01:54:00,013 You gotta take this case, 2715 01:54:00,014 --> 01:54:01,640 you gotta drive straight home, 2716 01:54:01,641 --> 01:54:03,308 need you to open up the briefcase, 2717 01:54:03,309 --> 01:54:05,227 and you take out every single dollar. 2718 01:54:05,228 --> 01:54:07,270 Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase. 2719 01:54:07,271 --> 01:54:08,480 And once you have it all 2720 01:54:08,481 --> 01:54:10,357 neatly organized outside the briefcase, 2721 01:54:10,358 --> 01:54:12,734 I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up 2722 01:54:12,735 --> 01:54:14,903 your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand? 2723 01:54:14,904 --> 01:54:16,655 - My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro. 2724 01:54:16,656 --> 01:54:18,198 Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit! 2725 01:54:18,199 --> 01:54:19,408 How about now? 2726 01:54:19,409 --> 01:54:20,867 - Go, go! - Fuck! 2727 01:54:22,537 --> 01:54:24,329 Motherfuck! You're fucking dead! 2728 01:54:24,330 --> 01:54:26,081 Stop! Don't move! Don't move! 2729 01:54:26,082 --> 01:54:29,026 Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away! 2730 01:54:29,335 --> 01:54:31,586 Drop the case! Put your hands in the air! 2731 01:54:31,587 --> 01:54:33,505 Get down. 2732 01:54:33,506 --> 01:54:35,358 Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees! 2733 01:54:35,967 --> 01:54:37,489 Motherfucker! 2734 01:54:39,429 --> 01:54:40,576 Motherfucker! 2735 01:54:49,272 --> 01:54:52,941 Jordan, do I have a surprise for you! 2736 01:54:52,942 --> 01:54:54,151 What's that? 2737 01:54:54,152 --> 01:54:55,777 Twenty real Lemmons. 2738 01:54:55,778 --> 01:54:57,029 Retired pharmacist's client of mine, 2739 01:54:57,030 --> 01:54:58,280 they've been in the safe for 15 years. 2740 01:54:58,281 --> 01:54:59,781 Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons? 2741 01:54:59,782 --> 01:55:00,991 Ha-ha! 2742 01:55:00,992 --> 01:55:02,951 They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads. 2743 01:55:02,952 --> 01:55:04,745 When it comes to Quaaludes, 2744 01:55:04,746 --> 01:55:07,956 the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail. 2745 01:55:07,957 --> 01:55:09,541 - Can you believe it? - Oh, my God. 2746 01:55:09,542 --> 01:55:11,084 I thought they were like a myth. 2747 01:55:11,085 --> 01:55:13,045 Three times as powerful as anything available today. 2748 01:55:13,046 --> 01:55:14,171 Look at these babies. 2749 01:55:14,172 --> 01:55:16,840 Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate. 2750 01:55:16,841 --> 01:55:19,009 He said he was saving these for a special occasion. 2751 01:55:19,010 --> 01:55:21,678 Like a birthday, or being clap free, 2752 01:55:21,679 --> 01:55:24,749 or our money arriving safely in Switzerland. 2753 01:55:28,061 --> 01:55:29,394 So that night, 2754 01:55:29,395 --> 01:55:31,313 I cleared my schedule and I rid my body 2755 01:55:31,314 --> 01:55:33,917 of anything that could fuck with my high. 2756 01:55:34,525 --> 01:55:36,423 It was celebration time. 2757 01:55:36,903 --> 01:55:38,153 Okay. 2758 01:55:38,154 --> 01:55:39,738 Start off with one, see how it goes? 2759 01:55:39,739 --> 01:55:41,573 My guy says all we'll need is one. 2760 01:55:41,574 --> 01:55:43,096 Here you go. 2761 01:55:43,701 --> 01:55:45,452 - Salud! - Cheers. 2762 01:55:45,453 --> 01:55:48,352 Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down. 2763 01:55:49,999 --> 01:55:51,333 Steve! Steve! 2764 01:55:51,334 --> 01:55:52,667 I gotta get out of here! 2765 01:55:52,668 --> 01:55:54,628 Carl, I think I got it figured out. 2766 01:55:54,629 --> 01:55:58,423 It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down. 2767 01:55:58,424 --> 01:55:59,776 Okay. 2768 01:56:08,017 --> 01:56:09,915 Do you feel anything? 2769 01:56:12,480 --> 01:56:13,752 No. 2770 01:56:16,359 --> 01:56:18,276 It's been 35 minutes. 2771 01:56:18,277 --> 01:56:19,503 Hmm. 2772 01:56:20,696 --> 01:56:22,197 Maybe we've built up a tolerance 2773 01:56:22,198 --> 01:56:24,346 after all these years, huh? 2774 01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:27,386 Hmm. 2775 01:56:37,380 --> 01:56:38,880 This is bullshit! 2776 01:56:38,881 --> 01:56:42,134 My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit! 2777 01:56:42,135 --> 01:56:43,385 They're old. 2778 01:56:43,386 --> 01:56:45,637 You think they lost their potency, huh? 2779 01:56:45,638 --> 01:56:47,365 Check the bottle! 2780 01:56:50,101 --> 01:56:51,601 January '81. 2781 01:56:51,602 --> 01:56:52,769 They're fucking duds. 2782 01:56:52,770 --> 01:56:53,895 Fuck! 2783 01:56:53,896 --> 01:56:55,063 Let's take, uh... 2784 01:56:55,064 --> 01:56:56,666 Let's take two more each. 2785 01:56:58,526 --> 01:57:01,175 - Jordan. - Yeah, baby. 2786 01:57:04,740 --> 01:57:06,533 What are you two retards doing? 2787 01:57:06,534 --> 01:57:07,851 We're working out, honey. 2788 01:57:08,077 --> 01:57:09,744 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone. 2789 01:57:09,745 --> 01:57:10,829 Okay. 2790 01:57:10,830 --> 01:57:12,853 - Okay? - Okay 2791 01:57:14,250 --> 01:57:15,876 Hey, Bo, what's going on? 2792 01:57:15,877 --> 01:57:17,085 Jordan, listen to me clearly. 2793 01:57:17,086 --> 01:57:18,545 I cannot talk to you on this phone, 2794 01:57:18,546 --> 01:57:19,754 I have to talk to you. 2795 01:57:19,755 --> 01:57:21,339 Get out of here. What's going on? 2796 01:57:21,340 --> 01:57:24,759 Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan, 2797 01:57:24,760 --> 01:57:26,511 and then call me from a pay phone. 2798 01:57:26,512 --> 01:57:28,555 This is not a fucking joke, Jordan. 2799 01:57:28,556 --> 01:57:30,283 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 2800 01:57:30,683 --> 01:57:32,100 - Shit. - What'd he say? 2801 01:57:32,101 --> 01:57:33,560 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 2802 01:57:33,561 --> 01:57:35,629 - I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan? 2803 01:57:45,948 --> 01:57:47,782 The closest pay phone I could get to 2804 01:57:47,783 --> 01:57:50,181 was at the Brookville Country Club. 2805 01:57:50,745 --> 01:57:52,787 It was a real WASP stronghold, 2806 01:57:52,788 --> 01:57:55,482 just a mile down the road from my house. 2807 01:58:04,842 --> 01:58:06,343 Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on? 2808 01:58:06,344 --> 01:58:07,469 I'm at a pay phone. What's going on? 2809 01:58:07,470 --> 01:58:08,678 Listen to me carefully. 2810 01:58:08,679 --> 01:58:10,555 Please. Your little friend there, Brad, 2811 01:58:10,556 --> 01:58:12,533 your little buddy, he's in jail. 2812 01:58:13,100 --> 01:58:14,476 What the fuck's he in jail for? 2813 01:58:14,477 --> 01:58:16,019 - What'd he do? - I don't know what he did. 2814 01:58:16,020 --> 01:58:17,437 My friends in Long Island told me 2815 01:58:17,438 --> 01:58:19,731 he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall. 2816 01:58:19,732 --> 01:58:20,815 He got locked up by... 2817 01:58:20,816 --> 01:58:23,151 Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall? 2818 01:58:23,152 --> 01:58:24,527 - Yeah. - He was with Donnie. 2819 01:58:24,528 --> 01:58:26,112 He was supposed to deliver some money, 2820 01:58:26,113 --> 01:58:27,614 - then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me! 2821 01:58:27,615 --> 01:58:28,657 I gotta go fucking talk to him right now! 2822 01:58:28,658 --> 01:58:30,700 Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me. 2823 01:58:30,701 --> 01:58:33,411 That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy, 2824 01:58:33,412 --> 01:58:35,789 somebody told me he's got your phones tapped. 2825 01:58:35,790 --> 01:58:37,374 Your office and your home. 2826 01:58:37,375 --> 01:58:39,167 Don't talk on the motherfucking phone! 2827 01:58:39,168 --> 01:58:41,191 Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it. 2828 01:58:41,545 --> 01:58:42,771 Jordan. 2829 01:58:43,214 --> 01:58:47,092 You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you? 2830 01:58:47,093 --> 01:58:49,219 No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent. 2831 01:58:49,220 --> 01:58:50,845 You think I'm that fucking stupid? No. 2832 01:58:50,846 --> 01:58:52,806 What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you. 2833 01:58:52,807 --> 01:58:54,057 Say that again. 2834 01:58:54,058 --> 01:58:56,957 I said... 2835 01:58:57,520 --> 01:58:58,937 What the fuck are you saying? 2836 01:59:00,022 --> 01:59:01,106 I said... 2837 01:59:01,107 --> 01:59:02,649 Are you fucking high? 2838 01:59:05,194 --> 01:59:07,922 Jordan, are you fucking high? 2839 01:59:08,656 --> 01:59:10,865 Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are. 2840 01:59:10,866 --> 01:59:12,575 Don't get behind the wheel of the car. 2841 01:59:12,576 --> 01:59:14,202 I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up. 2842 01:59:14,203 --> 01:59:15,537 Jordan! Jordan! 2843 01:59:15,538 --> 01:59:17,872 After 15 years in storage, 2844 01:59:17,873 --> 01:59:20,917 the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. 2845 01:59:20,918 --> 01:59:23,670 It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in. 2846 01:59:23,671 --> 01:59:25,088 But once they did... 2847 01:59:25,089 --> 01:59:26,589 Pow! 2848 01:59:26,590 --> 01:59:28,216 I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase 2849 01:59:28,217 --> 01:59:30,218 and went straight to the drool phase. 2850 01:59:30,219 --> 01:59:32,262 Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive... 2851 01:59:32,263 --> 01:59:34,264 These little bastards were so strong, 2852 01:59:34,265 --> 01:59:36,391 I discovered a whole new phase. 2853 01:59:36,392 --> 01:59:38,540 The cerebral palsy phase. 2854 01:59:40,730 --> 01:59:42,832 Come on, stand up! 2855 01:59:46,694 --> 01:59:48,717 Okay, walking's out. 2856 01:59:49,572 --> 01:59:52,551 All right, think, think. What else is there? 2857 01:59:53,284 --> 01:59:57,105 Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar! 2858 02:00:28,652 --> 02:00:31,722 Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy! 2859 02:00:38,662 --> 02:00:41,122 Think, you motherfucker, think! 2860 02:00:41,123 --> 02:00:42,540 Yes! 2861 02:00:42,541 --> 02:00:44,735 I got it! I've got it! 2862 02:00:45,044 --> 02:00:47,317 I can roll! I can roll! 2863 02:01:35,386 --> 02:01:36,612 Ah! 2864 02:01:54,864 --> 02:01:56,056 Ah! 2865 02:02:09,545 --> 02:02:10,879 Jordan. 2866 02:02:12,381 --> 02:02:13,824 Jordan. 2867 02:02:14,091 --> 02:02:15,842 Oh, Jesus. Where are you? 2868 02:02:15,843 --> 02:02:17,385 I'm at a country club! 2869 02:02:17,386 --> 02:02:18,511 What? 2870 02:02:18,512 --> 02:02:21,431 I'm at a country club! 2871 02:02:21,432 --> 02:02:22,849 I don't know what the fuck you're saying. 2872 02:02:22,850 --> 02:02:24,184 Look, you need to get home. 2873 02:02:24,185 --> 02:02:26,895 Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line 2874 02:02:26,896 --> 02:02:28,855 with some Swiss guy. I don't know... 2875 02:02:28,856 --> 02:02:29,939 What? 2876 02:02:29,940 --> 02:02:33,010 Get him off the phone! 2877 02:02:33,235 --> 02:02:36,070 I can't understand you! 2878 02:02:36,071 --> 02:02:37,405 Get him 2879 02:02:37,406 --> 02:02:38,531 off 2880 02:02:38,532 --> 02:02:39,741 the phone! 2881 02:02:39,742 --> 02:02:41,075 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan. 2882 02:02:41,076 --> 02:02:42,494 Can you just get home? Hurry! 2883 02:02:52,254 --> 02:02:54,464 I was less than a mile from home. 2884 02:02:54,465 --> 02:02:57,258 I drove as slow as I fucking could. 2885 02:02:57,259 --> 02:02:59,344 I'd seen Jell-O move faster. 2886 02:02:59,345 --> 02:03:01,868 I was gonna give you 2 million. 2887 02:03:01,931 --> 02:03:04,580 I's gonna be lates. 2888 02:03:05,142 --> 02:03:06,835 You ate 2 million? 2889 02:03:07,645 --> 02:03:08,978 Later. 2890 02:03:08,979 --> 02:03:10,188 Get off the phone. 2891 02:03:10,189 --> 02:03:11,773 Get off the fucking phone! Idiot! 2892 02:03:13,067 --> 02:03:15,261 Get out of the way, asshole! 2893 02:03:17,821 --> 02:03:19,155 You hate 2 million? 2894 02:03:19,156 --> 02:03:20,758 No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie. 2895 02:03:23,202 --> 02:03:26,162 By some miracle, I made it home alive, 2896 02:03:26,163 --> 02:03:28,561 not a scratch on me or the car. 2897 02:03:37,883 --> 02:03:39,467 Jordan? 2898 02:03:39,468 --> 02:03:42,136 Jesus fucking Christ! 2899 02:03:42,137 --> 02:03:43,721 What did you take? 2900 02:03:43,722 --> 02:03:45,098 What's wrong with you? 2901 02:03:45,099 --> 02:03:46,182 Jor! 2902 02:03:46,183 --> 02:03:48,643 It's fucking good, right? 2903 02:03:48,644 --> 02:03:50,019 Fucked up! 2904 02:03:51,313 --> 02:03:53,256 Get off the phone! 2905 02:03:56,193 --> 02:03:58,486 What the fuck, Jordan? 2906 02:03:58,487 --> 02:04:00,154 Your daughter's in the house! 2907 02:04:00,155 --> 02:04:01,322 I hope you know that! 2908 02:04:01,323 --> 02:04:02,699 Your fucking daughter's in the house! 2909 02:04:02,700 --> 02:04:04,701 Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie. 2910 02:04:04,702 --> 02:04:07,161 Get off the phone! 2911 02:04:08,289 --> 02:04:09,330 Jesus Christ, Jordan. 2912 02:04:09,331 --> 02:04:11,104 The FBI! 2913 02:04:12,334 --> 02:04:13,686 Hey! 2914 02:04:14,128 --> 02:04:16,105 I'm on phone! 2915 02:04:16,213 --> 02:04:18,691 Get off the fucking phone! 2916 02:04:20,342 --> 02:04:22,444 - Come here! - ...the phone. 2917 02:04:24,430 --> 02:04:27,659 Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right. 2918 02:04:29,518 --> 02:04:30,710 Ow! 2919 02:04:32,438 --> 02:04:34,022 I'm on the phone! 2920 02:04:34,023 --> 02:04:35,440 On the phone! 2921 02:04:35,441 --> 02:04:37,635 I know what you did, 2922 02:04:38,027 --> 02:04:39,527 you piece of shit! 2923 02:04:39,528 --> 02:04:41,321 What? What? 2924 02:04:41,322 --> 02:04:42,765 Brad! 2925 02:04:43,115 --> 02:04:44,365 Huh? 2926 02:04:44,366 --> 02:04:45,934 Brad! 2927 02:04:46,327 --> 02:04:47,619 Brad! 2928 02:04:47,620 --> 02:04:50,143 You fucking cocksucker! 2929 02:04:54,376 --> 02:04:56,336 What did you do, 2930 02:04:56,337 --> 02:04:58,212 you piece of shit? 2931 02:04:58,213 --> 02:04:59,735 Fuck you! 2932 02:05:00,883 --> 02:05:03,259 I wanna fucking kill you! 2933 02:05:03,260 --> 02:05:05,533 I wanna fucking kill you! 2934 02:05:06,388 --> 02:05:07,831 I got you! 2935 02:05:32,289 --> 02:05:34,312 What the fuck happened? 2936 02:05:34,667 --> 02:05:36,000 Oh, shit! 2937 02:05:36,001 --> 02:05:37,978 Jordan? Jordan, are you all right? 2938 02:05:38,045 --> 02:05:39,738 Donnie? Donnie? 2939 02:05:39,963 --> 02:05:41,130 Donnie? 2940 02:05:41,131 --> 02:05:42,548 Jordan, he's not breathing. 2941 02:05:42,549 --> 02:05:44,425 Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do. 2942 02:05:44,426 --> 02:05:45,760 Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do! 2943 02:05:45,761 --> 02:05:47,408 I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan. 2944 02:05:49,139 --> 02:05:51,766 Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something. 2945 02:05:51,767 --> 02:05:53,619 - Oh, God. - Baby, I got you! 2946 02:05:54,103 --> 02:05:57,082 He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something! 2947 02:05:57,898 --> 02:06:00,296 Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2948 02:06:00,609 --> 02:06:02,110 Ah! 2949 02:06:02,111 --> 02:06:03,528 I got you. 2950 02:06:20,337 --> 02:06:21,438 Oh! 2951 02:06:22,798 --> 02:06:24,491 Step aside! 2952 02:06:24,633 --> 02:06:26,110 Oh, God! 2953 02:06:26,468 --> 02:06:28,036 Oh, God! 2954 02:06:28,303 --> 02:06:30,155 Move aside, baby. 2955 02:06:37,020 --> 02:06:38,896 Come on! Come on! 2956 02:06:38,897 --> 02:06:40,214 Come on! 2957 02:06:44,653 --> 02:06:47,427 Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something. 2958 02:06:48,365 --> 02:06:50,491 Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids! 2959 02:06:50,492 --> 02:06:52,265 - Do something! - Yeah? 2960 02:06:57,833 --> 02:06:59,000 Rocco, you gotta get over here. 2961 02:06:59,001 --> 02:07:01,002 - Come on. - Call an ambulance! 2962 02:07:01,003 --> 02:07:02,253 I don't fucking know! 2963 02:07:02,254 --> 02:07:04,046 Just get over here! Call 911. 2964 02:07:12,055 --> 02:07:13,156 Yeah. 2965 02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:17,044 You all right? He's all right. 2966 02:07:30,157 --> 02:07:32,351 Mr. Belfort? 2967 02:07:33,202 --> 02:07:34,770 Mr. Belfort? 2968 02:07:37,331 --> 02:07:40,333 - Get the fuck out of here. - Fuck. 2969 02:07:40,334 --> 02:07:42,937 Sir, we need to ask you some questions. 2970 02:07:43,504 --> 02:07:45,546 Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you. 2971 02:07:45,547 --> 02:07:46,714 Come on, get up. 2972 02:07:46,715 --> 02:07:48,408 Get the fuck out of my house. 2973 02:07:50,093 --> 02:07:51,886 - Let's go. - I've been here all night. 2974 02:07:51,887 --> 02:07:53,471 I been sitting here all night. 2975 02:07:53,472 --> 02:07:54,931 What the fuck are you talking about? 2976 02:07:54,932 --> 02:07:56,974 - Where you taking him? - Where you taking me? 2977 02:07:56,975 --> 02:07:58,142 Where you taking him? 2978 02:07:58,143 --> 02:07:59,227 You ain't got no warrant. 2979 02:07:59,228 --> 02:08:00,868 Just come up in people's house like that! 2980 02:08:01,730 --> 02:08:04,065 Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort? 2981 02:08:04,066 --> 02:08:05,338 Huh? 2982 02:08:05,567 --> 02:08:06,759 Well? 2983 02:08:09,905 --> 02:08:11,427 Wow! 2984 02:08:11,615 --> 02:08:13,513 Maybe I hadn't made it home okay. 2985 02:08:28,549 --> 02:08:31,027 Get out of the fucking way! 2986 02:08:32,886 --> 02:08:34,238 Fuck! 2987 02:08:39,768 --> 02:08:41,769 Did you drive 2988 02:08:41,770 --> 02:08:43,497 that car tonight? 2989 02:08:44,523 --> 02:08:46,732 - Yeah. - Yeah, right. 2990 02:08:46,733 --> 02:08:48,609 I'm a family man! 2991 02:08:48,610 --> 02:08:50,444 Family man. Honey! 2992 02:08:50,445 --> 02:08:52,446 It was a miracle I wasn't killed, 2993 02:08:52,447 --> 02:08:55,575 or that I didn't kill anybody else. 2994 02:08:55,576 --> 02:08:57,326 The cops took me in for questioning, 2995 02:08:57,327 --> 02:08:58,786 but they couldn't charge me. 2996 02:08:58,787 --> 02:09:01,330 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. 2997 02:09:01,331 --> 02:09:02,456 Meanwhile, 2998 02:09:02,457 --> 02:09:04,625 Brad did three months in jail for contempt 2999 02:09:04,626 --> 02:09:07,295 because he wouldn't rat Donnie out. 3000 02:09:07,296 --> 02:09:08,421 The result, 3001 02:09:08,422 --> 02:09:10,131 I was soot-free. 3002 02:09:10,132 --> 02:09:12,592 But I had eyes on me like never before. 3003 02:09:12,593 --> 02:09:14,302 You're a lucky man, Jordan. 3004 02:09:14,303 --> 02:09:17,305 You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail. 3005 02:09:17,306 --> 02:09:18,973 You know I don't believe in luck, right? 3006 02:09:18,974 --> 02:09:20,433 But it's time. 3007 02:09:20,434 --> 02:09:22,768 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal 3008 02:09:22,769 --> 02:09:24,770 before your luck runs out. 3009 02:09:24,771 --> 02:09:26,439 Wave to Daddy. 3010 02:09:26,440 --> 02:09:27,607 Hey. 3011 02:09:27,608 --> 02:09:29,210 Hey, sweetie. 3012 02:09:34,323 --> 02:09:37,658 What kind of terms would you be talking about if I... 3013 02:09:37,659 --> 02:09:38,993 I don't know. 3014 02:09:38,994 --> 02:09:42,038 You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations, 3015 02:09:42,039 --> 02:09:45,166 stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics. 3016 02:09:45,167 --> 02:09:48,002 Ticky-tack shit like that, you know. 3017 02:09:48,003 --> 02:09:50,087 You pay a couple million dollars in fines, 3018 02:09:50,088 --> 02:09:53,112 in exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time. 3019 02:09:55,385 --> 02:09:57,112 And Stratton? 3020 02:09:57,512 --> 02:09:59,472 What happens to Stratton? 3021 02:09:59,473 --> 02:10:02,350 There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right? 3022 02:10:02,351 --> 02:10:03,601 Let Donnie be in charge. 3023 02:10:03,602 --> 02:10:05,295 Right. Donnie. 3024 02:10:05,938 --> 02:10:08,189 Now the FBI is another animal completely. 3025 02:10:08,190 --> 02:10:10,024 They'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. 3026 02:10:10,025 --> 02:10:12,860 However, with you stepping down voluntarily, 3027 02:10:12,861 --> 02:10:14,904 my guess is that your best friend Agent Denham 3028 02:10:14,905 --> 02:10:17,349 will be standing around with his dick in his hand. 3029 02:10:18,367 --> 02:10:19,700 Jordan. 3030 02:10:19,701 --> 02:10:21,744 What do you have to think about? 3031 02:10:21,745 --> 02:10:23,371 You beat them. 3032 02:10:23,372 --> 02:10:24,622 You won! 3033 02:10:24,623 --> 02:10:26,332 God knows you never have to work again. 3034 02:10:26,333 --> 02:10:28,376 What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? 3035 02:10:28,377 --> 02:10:29,543 - Is that what you want? - No. 3036 02:10:29,544 --> 02:10:30,711 - Of course not. - Okay. 3037 02:10:30,712 --> 02:10:32,838 Okay! You got all the money in the world. 3038 02:10:32,839 --> 02:10:34,507 You need everybody else's money? 3039 02:10:34,508 --> 02:10:36,008 - Of course not, Pops. - Well? 3040 02:10:36,009 --> 02:10:38,386 - You know, I built it. - I know you built it. 3041 02:10:38,387 --> 02:10:40,239 You built it, so now preserve it. 3042 02:11:11,378 --> 02:11:12,855 You know, 3043 02:11:13,171 --> 02:11:15,965 five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont 3044 02:11:15,966 --> 02:11:18,092 with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day 3045 02:11:18,093 --> 02:11:21,538 would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on. 3046 02:11:23,390 --> 02:11:25,016 And it's truly with a heavy heart 3047 02:11:25,017 --> 02:11:27,290 that I'm here to say that... 3048 02:11:28,770 --> 02:11:31,147 That that day is finally here. 3049 02:11:35,193 --> 02:11:37,570 I wanna... I want to thank you all for your... 3050 02:11:37,571 --> 02:11:40,322 Your years of loyalty and admiration. 3051 02:11:40,323 --> 02:11:41,925 But the point is this. 3052 02:11:42,784 --> 02:11:44,118 Under Donnie's leadership, 3053 02:11:44,119 --> 02:11:47,663 along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg 3054 02:11:47,664 --> 02:11:50,583 moving into key management positions, this place really 3055 02:11:50,584 --> 02:11:51,959 is gonna be better than ever! 3056 02:11:51,960 --> 02:11:54,233 That I promise you. Okay? 3057 02:11:54,463 --> 02:11:57,066 Give them a round of applause. Come on. 3058 02:12:00,093 --> 02:12:02,887 This is Ellis Island here, people. 3059 02:12:02,888 --> 02:12:04,638 I don't care who you are, where you're from, 3060 02:12:04,639 --> 02:12:07,266 whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower 3061 02:12:07,267 --> 02:12:09,477 or on an inner tube from Haiti, 3062 02:12:09,478 --> 02:12:11,812 this right here is the land of opportunity. 3063 02:12:11,813 --> 02:12:14,416 Stratton Oakmont is America! 3064 02:12:18,361 --> 02:12:20,112 All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? 3065 02:12:20,113 --> 02:12:21,363 Yes, we do. 3066 02:12:21,364 --> 02:12:22,573 Fuck you. 3067 02:12:22,574 --> 02:12:24,492 Come on, Kimmie. 3068 02:12:24,493 --> 02:12:26,077 What you probably didn't know is, 3069 02:12:26,078 --> 02:12:27,995 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here, 3070 02:12:27,996 --> 02:12:30,349 one of Stratton's original 20. 3071 02:12:30,999 --> 02:12:32,958 Now most of you met Kimmie, 3072 02:12:32,959 --> 02:12:36,063 the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today. 3073 02:12:36,338 --> 02:12:39,567 A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits. 3074 02:12:41,426 --> 02:12:44,120 Who drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz. 3075 02:12:44,679 --> 02:12:46,597 A woman who spends 3076 02:12:46,598 --> 02:12:48,140 her winters in the Bahamas 3077 02:12:48,141 --> 02:12:50,335 and summers in the Hamptons! 3078 02:12:55,232 --> 02:12:57,676 That's not the Kimmie that I met. 3079 02:13:00,403 --> 02:13:04,303 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together. 3080 02:13:05,408 --> 02:13:07,743 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass 3081 02:13:07,744 --> 02:13:09,662 with an 8-year-old son. 3082 02:13:09,663 --> 02:13:12,767 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent. 3083 02:13:13,708 --> 02:13:17,503 And when she came to me and asked me for a job, 3084 02:13:17,504 --> 02:13:19,755 she asked for a $5,000 advance 3085 02:13:19,756 --> 02:13:23,030 just so she could pay her son's tuition. 3086 02:13:27,389 --> 02:13:29,223 And what'd I do, Kimmie? 3087 02:13:29,224 --> 02:13:30,997 Go on, tell them. 3088 02:13:32,686 --> 02:13:34,834 You wrote me a check 3089 02:13:34,938 --> 02:13:37,166 for $25,000. 3090 02:13:38,358 --> 02:13:39,880 That's right. 3091 02:13:39,901 --> 02:13:41,344 Thank you. 3092 02:13:44,656 --> 02:13:46,508 And you know why that is? 3093 02:13:49,744 --> 02:13:52,188 It's because I believed in you. 3094 02:13:53,748 --> 02:13:56,567 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie, 3095 02:13:56,918 --> 02:13:58,752 just like I believe in each 3096 02:13:58,753 --> 02:14:00,880 and every one of you here today. 3097 02:14:00,881 --> 02:14:03,340 - I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you. 3098 02:14:03,341 --> 02:14:05,259 I fucking love you! I love you. 3099 02:14:05,260 --> 02:14:08,159 I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too! 3100 02:14:10,932 --> 02:14:13,034 And I love all of you! 3101 02:14:13,560 --> 02:14:15,936 And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart. 3102 02:14:15,937 --> 02:14:18,540 - I fucking love you, too. - I mean that. 3103 02:14:19,274 --> 02:14:21,627 You are the shit. You are the fucking shit. 3104 02:14:28,033 --> 02:14:30,306 It's a shame, you know. 3105 02:14:31,786 --> 02:14:33,871 For years, I've been telling you guys 3106 02:14:33,872 --> 02:14:35,998 never to take no for an answer, right? 3107 02:14:35,999 --> 02:14:39,319 You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone 3108 02:14:40,128 --> 02:14:42,481 until you get what you want. 3109 02:14:43,298 --> 02:14:45,116 Because you all deserve it. 3110 02:14:47,052 --> 02:14:50,372 You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign 3111 02:14:50,764 --> 02:14:52,973 barring me from the securities industry, 3112 02:14:52,974 --> 02:14:55,076 barring me from Stratton, 3113 02:14:56,061 --> 02:14:57,583 my home. 3114 02:15:00,273 --> 02:15:02,375 What the fuck is that, you know? 3115 02:15:03,485 --> 02:15:05,929 I'll tell you what it is. It's... 3116 02:15:06,529 --> 02:15:09,428 It's me taking no for an answer, you know. 3117 02:15:10,825 --> 02:15:12,159 It's them... 3118 02:15:12,160 --> 02:15:15,514 It's them selling me, not the other way around. 3119 02:15:16,164 --> 02:15:18,983 It's me being a hypocrite is what it is. 3120 02:15:24,047 --> 02:15:25,444 So... 3121 02:15:32,430 --> 02:15:34,123 You know what? 3122 02:15:37,811 --> 02:15:39,478 I'm not leaving. 3123 02:15:41,731 --> 02:15:43,128 I'm not leaving. 3124 02:15:45,944 --> 02:15:47,194 I'm not fucking leaving! 3125 02:15:52,200 --> 02:15:54,678 You're not getting a fucking promotion! 3126 02:15:55,954 --> 02:15:57,431 The show goes on! 3127 02:15:59,916 --> 02:16:01,417 This is my home! 3128 02:16:01,418 --> 02:16:04,253 They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball 3129 02:16:04,254 --> 02:16:06,277 to take me out of here! 3130 02:16:08,174 --> 02:16:10,718 They're gonna need to send in the National Guard 3131 02:16:10,719 --> 02:16:12,553 or fucking SWAT team 3132 02:16:12,554 --> 02:16:15,157 'cause I ain't going nowhere! 3133 02:16:17,892 --> 02:16:18,993 Fuck them! 3134 02:16:21,396 --> 02:16:23,294 Fuck them! 3135 02:16:57,265 --> 02:16:59,183 Jordy! Jordy! 3136 02:16:59,184 --> 02:17:01,286 Jordy! Get back here! 3137 02:17:02,062 --> 02:17:03,288 Hey! 3138 02:17:05,648 --> 02:17:06,982 Give me that. 3139 02:17:09,444 --> 02:17:10,611 What is this? 3140 02:17:10,612 --> 02:17:13,215 Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake? 3141 02:17:14,240 --> 02:17:17,242 Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman. 3142 02:17:17,243 --> 02:17:20,788 Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC. 3143 02:17:20,789 --> 02:17:23,563 He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting. 3144 02:17:36,346 --> 02:17:38,722 It was our time to party big. 3145 02:17:38,723 --> 02:17:41,451 And just as Brad was released from jail, too. 3146 02:17:42,185 --> 02:17:44,561 I apologized, even offered to pay him 3147 02:17:44,562 --> 02:17:46,255 for his time in the can. 3148 02:17:46,773 --> 02:17:48,941 But he said no, that he was out. 3149 02:17:48,942 --> 02:17:50,859 He didn't want any part of us. 3150 02:17:50,860 --> 02:17:52,569 Sad thing was, 3151 02:17:52,570 --> 02:17:54,154 two years later 3152 02:17:54,155 --> 02:17:55,928 he was dead. 3153 02:17:55,990 --> 02:17:58,468 Massive heart attack. Thirty-five. 3154 02:17:59,160 --> 02:18:01,620 Same age Mozart died. 3155 02:18:01,621 --> 02:18:04,957 Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but... 3156 02:18:04,958 --> 02:18:07,356 Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind. 3157 02:18:09,421 --> 02:18:10,671 Within days, 3158 02:18:10,672 --> 02:18:13,132 subpoenas started flying. 3159 02:18:13,133 --> 02:18:16,510 Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it. 3160 02:18:16,511 --> 02:18:18,637 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough. 3161 02:18:18,638 --> 02:18:21,181 United States government wants to give me a subpoena? 3162 02:18:21,182 --> 02:18:24,582 Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont! 3163 02:18:30,191 --> 02:18:32,901 Fuck you, USA! Fuck you! 3164 02:18:32,902 --> 02:18:34,862 Fuck you! Fuck you! 3165 02:18:34,863 --> 02:18:37,466 Fuck you! 3166 02:18:42,620 --> 02:18:43,972 Oh! 3167 02:18:44,414 --> 02:18:46,457 Jordan Belfort. 3168 02:18:46,458 --> 02:18:48,542 Alden. That's a nice name. 3169 02:18:48,543 --> 02:18:49,877 Thank you very much for that. 3170 02:18:49,878 --> 02:18:52,171 - What kind of name is that? - That is my name. 3171 02:18:52,172 --> 02:18:53,881 I do not recall that. 3172 02:18:53,882 --> 02:18:56,341 I do not recall that. Okay? 3173 02:18:56,342 --> 02:18:58,552 Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. 3174 02:18:58,553 --> 02:19:00,262 Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish? 3175 02:19:00,263 --> 02:19:01,555 - Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead. 3176 02:19:01,556 --> 02:19:03,348 They interrogated everybody. 3177 02:19:03,349 --> 02:19:05,058 I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing. 3178 02:19:05,059 --> 02:19:06,268 It went on for months. 3179 02:19:06,269 --> 02:19:08,395 It was a total fucking harassment. 3180 02:19:08,396 --> 02:19:10,063 Tell him to proceed with the questions. 3181 02:19:10,064 --> 02:19:12,566 But not a single Strattonite cracked. 3182 02:19:12,567 --> 02:19:14,318 Gladys Carrera? 3183 02:19:14,319 --> 02:19:15,944 Doesn't ring a bell. 3184 02:19:15,945 --> 02:19:18,673 Sorry, I have no recommendation of that. 3185 02:19:18,740 --> 02:19:19,823 No. 3186 02:19:19,824 --> 02:19:20,908 No idea. 3187 02:19:20,909 --> 02:19:23,494 I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk? 3188 02:19:23,495 --> 02:19:25,871 Absolutely not. 3189 02:19:25,872 --> 02:19:27,748 Francis Sortigi you called so many times 3190 02:19:27,749 --> 02:19:30,083 I just thought you might remember that. 3191 02:19:30,084 --> 02:19:31,627 Would you remember any of those? 3192 02:19:31,628 --> 02:19:33,462 - I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul... 3193 02:19:33,463 --> 02:19:35,756 I do not... No, I don't recall. 3194 02:19:35,757 --> 02:19:37,466 It was a long phone call. 3195 02:19:37,467 --> 02:19:39,259 I just wondered if you have any memory of that. 3196 02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:41,094 Okay. You know we've talked to several 3197 02:19:41,095 --> 02:19:42,471 of the employees at this firm 3198 02:19:42,472 --> 02:19:43,764 and nobody can recall anything 3199 02:19:43,765 --> 02:19:45,891 about this Steve Madden IPO. 3200 02:19:45,892 --> 02:19:47,209 I think it's Odd. 3201 02:19:48,978 --> 02:19:50,270 Do you recall 3202 02:19:50,271 --> 02:19:51,563 Cartage Corporation? 3203 02:19:51,564 --> 02:19:52,981 Mmm. 3204 02:19:52,982 --> 02:19:54,316 You do recall it? 3205 02:19:54,317 --> 02:19:55,714 No, I don't recall that at all. 3206 02:19:56,194 --> 02:19:59,218 Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair? 3207 02:19:59,781 --> 02:20:01,949 Are you gonna say anything about that? 3208 02:20:01,950 --> 02:20:03,325 Are you gonna comment on my hair? 3209 02:20:03,326 --> 02:20:05,118 Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions? 3210 02:20:05,119 --> 02:20:06,912 I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that. 3211 02:20:06,913 --> 02:20:08,856 Sorry. I don't recall that company. 3212 02:20:10,792 --> 02:20:12,626 Can I get you anything else, gentlemen? 3213 02:20:12,627 --> 02:20:14,545 Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition 3214 02:20:14,546 --> 02:20:15,963 which requires me to drink one of those 3215 02:20:15,964 --> 02:20:18,066 every 15 minutes, please. 3216 02:20:18,466 --> 02:20:21,635 We were specifically advised not to leave the country. 3217 02:20:21,636 --> 02:20:23,784 So, we took our wives to Italy. 3218 02:20:24,097 --> 02:20:26,557 We figured we were safer working from overseas 3219 02:20:26,558 --> 02:20:28,016 giving orders to Rugrat. 3220 02:20:28,017 --> 02:20:30,310 Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove 3221 02:20:30,311 --> 02:20:32,354 I was still running Stratton from a yacht. 3222 02:20:32,355 --> 02:20:33,689 Hey, Rugrat. 3223 02:20:33,690 --> 02:20:34,982 - Oh! - Bonjour. 3224 02:20:34,983 --> 02:20:37,025 You bald-headed eagle, how you doing? 3225 02:20:37,026 --> 02:20:38,110 Donnie, Donnie, listen! 3226 02:20:38,111 --> 02:20:39,486 We have a problem, okay. 3227 02:20:39,487 --> 02:20:42,823 Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares. 3228 02:20:42,824 --> 02:20:44,950 What are you saying? Who told you that? 3229 02:20:44,951 --> 02:20:46,577 - What's going on? - He's doing it, Donnie! 3230 02:20:46,578 --> 02:20:49,162 He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares. 3231 02:20:49,163 --> 02:20:50,484 Who told you that? It's bullshit! 3232 02:20:50,832 --> 02:20:52,684 Give me that goddamn phone. 3233 02:20:52,750 --> 02:20:54,443 What's going on? 3234 02:20:54,502 --> 02:20:56,670 Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen 3235 02:20:56,671 --> 02:20:59,506 and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay. 3236 02:20:59,507 --> 02:21:01,592 It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve. 3237 02:21:01,593 --> 02:21:03,719 He's the only person with that many shares. 3238 02:21:03,720 --> 02:21:04,803 It's Donnie. Call me back, all right. 3239 02:21:04,804 --> 02:21:05,887 Donnie, your little friend 3240 02:21:05,888 --> 02:21:07,222 is trying to fuck me, you know that. 3241 02:21:07,223 --> 02:21:09,016 Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass. 3242 02:21:09,017 --> 02:21:10,684 - Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet. 3243 02:21:10,685 --> 02:21:12,162 Let's not jump to conclusions. 3244 02:21:12,562 --> 02:21:14,354 Even though I owned 85% 3245 02:21:14,355 --> 02:21:17,524 of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes, 3246 02:21:17,525 --> 02:21:19,860 the shares were in his fucking name. 3247 02:21:19,861 --> 02:21:22,154 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds 3248 02:21:22,155 --> 02:21:24,031 and was trying to take advantage. 3249 02:21:24,032 --> 02:21:25,574 Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this? 3250 02:21:25,575 --> 02:21:27,409 I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now 3251 02:21:27,410 --> 02:21:28,827 and have them start selling Steve Madden. 3252 02:21:28,828 --> 02:21:30,370 We're gonna drive that fucking price down! 3253 02:21:30,371 --> 02:21:32,205 Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up! 3254 02:21:32,206 --> 02:21:33,749 This is your fucking friend from high school. 3255 02:21:33,750 --> 02:21:35,917 If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me, 3256 02:21:35,918 --> 02:21:38,587 we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me? 3257 02:21:38,588 --> 02:21:40,088 - You got it? - Yes. I got it! 3258 02:21:40,089 --> 02:21:41,632 Let's just not jump to conclusions 3259 02:21:41,633 --> 02:21:43,091 before we know what's going on. 3260 02:21:43,092 --> 02:21:44,551 Captain Ted! 3261 02:21:44,552 --> 02:21:45,744 Captain Ted! 3262 02:21:46,137 --> 02:21:48,597 Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey! 3263 02:21:48,598 --> 02:21:51,497 Turn the boat around! We're going home! 3264 02:21:54,479 --> 02:21:57,002 Baby! Baby, what happened? 3265 02:21:57,148 --> 02:21:58,500 I just... 3266 02:21:58,816 --> 02:22:00,168 Sweetheart, what's going on? 3267 02:22:01,235 --> 02:22:02,928 Aunt Emma... 3268 02:22:03,738 --> 02:22:05,135 Just wait. 3269 02:22:05,406 --> 02:22:07,115 I can't... 3270 02:22:07,116 --> 02:22:10,077 What's going on? Why you crying? 3271 02:22:10,078 --> 02:22:12,245 - She's dead! - Who? Who's dead? 3272 02:22:12,246 --> 02:22:14,706 I just got a call from my cousin Betty. 3273 02:22:14,707 --> 02:22:15,874 Yeah? 3274 02:22:15,875 --> 02:22:17,693 Aunt Emma is dead. 3275 02:22:18,961 --> 02:22:21,780 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No. 3276 02:22:22,048 --> 02:22:23,274 You're serious? 3277 02:22:23,966 --> 02:22:26,385 Oh, my God! Baby, that's... 3278 02:22:26,386 --> 02:22:27,928 Oh, fuck! 3279 02:22:27,929 --> 02:22:29,763 Oh, sweetheart, that's just... 3280 02:22:29,764 --> 02:22:31,181 Fucking heart attack! 3281 02:22:31,182 --> 02:22:32,849 Boom, snap, gone. 3282 02:22:32,850 --> 02:22:34,768 Shuffled off her mortal coil. 3283 02:22:34,769 --> 02:22:38,230 And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account. 3284 02:22:38,231 --> 02:22:40,399 The last time I talked to her she was fine! 3285 02:22:40,400 --> 02:22:42,609 - She's not that old. - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God! 3286 02:22:42,610 --> 02:22:44,861 That's so fucking terrible! 3287 02:22:44,862 --> 02:22:46,655 Oh, fuck! 3288 02:22:46,656 --> 02:22:47,781 It is terrible. 3289 02:22:47,782 --> 02:22:50,367 Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman. 3290 02:22:50,368 --> 02:22:52,202 My condolences to you and your family. 3291 02:22:52,203 --> 02:22:53,787 Yes. We're absolutely devastated. 3292 02:22:53,788 --> 02:22:55,914 Thank you so much for your condolences. 3293 02:22:55,915 --> 02:22:57,207 Now where does that leave us 3294 02:22:57,208 --> 02:22:58,875 in regard to her account exactly? 3295 02:22:58,876 --> 02:23:00,460 Does it go into probate or what? 3296 02:23:00,461 --> 02:23:02,129 Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry. 3297 02:23:02,130 --> 02:23:03,922 Your aunt, before she died, 3298 02:23:03,923 --> 02:23:06,902 signed a document naming you as her successor. 3299 02:23:07,093 --> 02:23:08,635 She did? 3300 02:23:08,636 --> 02:23:10,409 Fantastic! Well, that's good news! 3301 02:23:10,596 --> 02:23:12,869 Well, not as of yet. 3302 02:23:13,057 --> 02:23:15,142 What does that mean? Not as of yet? 3303 02:23:17,478 --> 02:23:19,312 I can't seem to hear you. 3304 02:23:19,313 --> 02:23:22,087 I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English? 3305 02:23:22,150 --> 02:23:24,943 - Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast? 3306 02:23:24,944 --> 02:23:27,112 I have to get to Switzerland now? 3307 02:23:28,740 --> 02:23:30,907 Speak English! Fucking speak English! 3308 02:23:30,908 --> 02:23:32,325 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay? 3309 02:23:32,326 --> 02:23:33,827 Take your suit, take your dick, okay, 3310 02:23:33,828 --> 02:23:35,620 - and move your ass! Please. - Okay. 3311 02:23:35,621 --> 02:23:37,706 Move my ass! Yes! 3312 02:23:37,707 --> 02:23:41,918 I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. 3313 02:23:41,919 --> 02:23:43,962 Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger 3314 02:23:43,963 --> 02:23:46,006 who could fake Aunt Emma's signature. 3315 02:23:46,007 --> 02:23:47,654 You American shit! 3316 02:23:47,717 --> 02:23:49,551 I just had to get there by tomorrow, 3317 02:23:49,552 --> 02:23:51,178 or lose $20 million. 3318 02:23:51,179 --> 02:23:52,997 We're going to Monaco! 3319 02:23:53,473 --> 02:23:55,849 - Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby. 3320 02:23:55,850 --> 02:23:58,518 We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay? 3321 02:23:58,519 --> 02:24:00,292 - But her aunt just died. - I realize that. 3322 02:24:00,313 --> 02:24:01,563 But I have business in Switzerland. 3323 02:24:01,564 --> 02:24:03,273 I need to go to Switzerland right now. 3324 02:24:03,274 --> 02:24:05,468 Bottom line. Sorry. 3325 02:24:05,693 --> 02:24:07,545 We gotta get to London. 3326 02:24:07,987 --> 02:24:09,304 Why? Why? 3327 02:24:10,698 --> 02:24:11,990 The funeral! 3328 02:24:11,991 --> 02:24:13,434 Yeah, but babe. Look, look... 3329 02:24:13,785 --> 02:24:16,620 I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world. 3330 02:24:16,621 --> 02:24:18,268 I really did. 3331 02:24:18,664 --> 02:24:20,957 But she's dead now, sweetie. 3332 02:24:20,958 --> 02:24:23,251 She's dead and she's not going anywhere. 3333 02:24:23,252 --> 02:24:24,544 She'll still be dead by the time 3334 02:24:24,545 --> 02:24:25,771 we get to London, okay? 3335 02:24:26,297 --> 02:24:28,131 Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look. 3336 02:24:28,132 --> 02:24:30,050 We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay? 3337 02:24:30,051 --> 02:24:31,134 Monaco, right. 3338 02:24:31,135 --> 02:24:33,094 We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland 3339 02:24:33,095 --> 02:24:34,513 so they don't stamp our passports. 3340 02:24:34,514 --> 02:24:36,431 Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco, 3341 02:24:36,432 --> 02:24:38,225 take a flight over to London to catch the funeral 3342 02:24:38,226 --> 02:24:39,768 and be in New York in three fucking business days! 3343 02:24:39,769 --> 02:24:41,061 That's the fucking plan. 3344 02:24:41,062 --> 02:24:43,522 I just want you to know that we might run into some chop. 3345 02:24:43,523 --> 02:24:45,774 Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right? 3346 02:24:45,775 --> 02:24:47,275 I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht. 3347 02:24:47,276 --> 02:24:48,693 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere 3348 02:24:48,694 --> 02:24:50,070 unless he says it's safe, all right. 3349 02:24:50,071 --> 02:24:51,613 - Don't worry about the chop. - It's safe. 3350 02:24:51,614 --> 02:24:53,073 You don't know shit about chop. 3351 02:24:53,074 --> 02:24:55,325 Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that. 3352 02:24:55,326 --> 02:24:57,744 I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that? 3353 02:24:57,745 --> 02:24:59,746 Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine. 3354 02:24:59,747 --> 02:25:01,498 Is chop fine, Captain Ted? 3355 02:25:01,499 --> 02:25:02,749 Uh... 3356 02:25:02,750 --> 02:25:04,709 Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow. 3357 02:25:04,710 --> 02:25:05,919 Yeah, we're gonna take it slow. 3358 02:25:05,920 --> 02:25:07,587 It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe. 3359 02:25:07,588 --> 02:25:08,880 It's gonna be safe. 3360 02:25:08,881 --> 02:25:11,091 We'll batten down the hatches 3361 02:25:11,092 --> 02:25:12,551 and secure the deck. 3362 02:25:12,552 --> 02:25:16,096 And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes. 3363 02:25:16,097 --> 02:25:17,556 Few broken dishes. 3364 02:25:17,557 --> 02:25:18,807 What's a few broken dishes? 3365 02:25:18,808 --> 02:25:20,183 Does that sound fucking awesome or what? 3366 02:25:20,184 --> 02:25:21,643 No. Not really. 3367 02:25:21,644 --> 02:25:23,019 We're gonna have a fucking good time! 3368 02:25:23,020 --> 02:25:24,855 Let's go to fucking Monaco now! 3369 02:25:24,856 --> 02:25:26,048 Let's fucking move! Let's go! 3370 02:25:31,445 --> 02:25:32,592 Hold On! 3371 02:25:35,658 --> 02:25:38,785 What the fuck is going on out here? 3372 02:25:38,786 --> 02:25:41,454 The Jet Skis just went overboard! 3373 02:25:41,455 --> 02:25:43,582 Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay? 3374 02:25:43,583 --> 02:25:45,792 Gale warning! Gale warning! 3375 02:25:45,793 --> 02:25:48,628 The waves are 20 feet high and building! 3376 02:25:48,629 --> 02:25:50,422 Turn around, let's go the other fucking way. 3377 02:25:50,423 --> 02:25:51,673 - We can't! - Go! 3378 02:25:51,674 --> 02:25:54,342 We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over! 3379 02:25:54,343 --> 02:25:56,261 I am a master diver. You hear that? 3380 02:25:56,262 --> 02:25:57,345 I'm a master diver! 3381 02:25:57,346 --> 02:25:58,680 No one's gonna fucking die! 3382 02:25:58,681 --> 02:26:01,391 I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay? 3383 02:26:01,392 --> 02:26:02,767 I love you. 3384 02:26:02,768 --> 02:26:04,769 I love you, baby. Just hold on tight. 3385 02:26:04,770 --> 02:26:05,854 Okay. 3386 02:26:05,855 --> 02:26:07,002 Donnie! 3387 02:26:08,482 --> 02:26:09,816 Hold on, baby! 3388 02:26:09,817 --> 02:26:10,918 Donnie! 3389 02:26:12,820 --> 02:26:13,967 Donnie! 3390 02:26:14,363 --> 02:26:15,822 - What? - Hold on, baby. 3391 02:26:15,823 --> 02:26:17,449 Get the fucking ludes. 3392 02:26:17,450 --> 02:26:18,658 I don't wanna die, Jordan! 3393 02:26:18,659 --> 02:26:21,478 I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan! 3394 02:26:21,495 --> 02:26:24,456 I fucked up! I fucked up so bad! 3395 02:26:24,457 --> 02:26:26,525 Get the ludes! Downstairs! 3396 02:26:26,667 --> 02:26:27,939 What are you saying? 3397 02:26:28,336 --> 02:26:29,904 Fuck! 3398 02:26:30,671 --> 02:26:31,922 Get the ludes! 3399 02:26:31,923 --> 02:26:33,632 I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded. 3400 02:26:33,633 --> 02:26:34,966 It's three feet of water down there! 3401 02:26:34,967 --> 02:26:37,802 I will not die sober! 3402 02:26:37,803 --> 02:26:39,638 Get those fucking ludes! 3403 02:26:39,639 --> 02:26:40,722 Okay! 3404 02:26:40,723 --> 02:26:42,166 - Go! - Okay 3405 02:26:44,936 --> 02:26:46,770 - Where's he going? - Hold on, baby! 3406 02:26:46,771 --> 02:26:48,480 Donnie! Is he fucking crazy? 3407 02:26:48,481 --> 02:26:49,921 He's just warning everybody! 3408 02:27:01,786 --> 02:27:03,638 Jesus Christ! 3409 02:27:05,081 --> 02:27:06,373 Hold on! 3410 02:27:06,374 --> 02:27:07,874 Get away from the window! 3411 02:27:07,875 --> 02:27:09,376 Rogue wave! 3412 02:27:09,377 --> 02:27:10,502 Mayday! 3413 02:27:10,503 --> 02:27:13,171 This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! 3414 02:27:13,172 --> 02:27:14,774 - We are going down! - I got 'em! 3415 02:27:15,091 --> 02:27:16,443 I got 'em! 3416 02:27:17,510 --> 02:27:19,094 Give me one for the nerves! 3417 02:27:19,095 --> 02:27:20,345 We're going down! 3418 02:27:20,346 --> 02:27:22,597 This is a fucking Mayday! 3419 02:27:22,598 --> 02:27:24,826 We require immediate assistance! 3420 02:27:26,394 --> 02:27:28,019 Hold on! 3421 02:27:28,020 --> 02:27:29,121 Watch out! 3422 02:27:40,908 --> 02:27:43,557 The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians 3423 02:27:43,744 --> 02:27:47,414 is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, 3424 02:27:47,415 --> 02:27:49,483 then you get to dance. 3425 02:28:05,933 --> 02:28:07,706 Did you see that? 3426 02:28:08,019 --> 02:28:11,043 That was the plane I sent to come get us. 3427 02:28:11,856 --> 02:28:13,523 I shit you not, it exploded 3428 02:28:13,524 --> 02:28:15,692 when a seagull flew into the engine. 3429 02:28:15,693 --> 02:28:17,795 Three people killed. 3430 02:28:21,907 --> 02:28:23,783 You want a sign from God? 3431 02:28:23,784 --> 02:28:27,013 Well, after all this, I finally got the message. 3432 02:28:32,334 --> 02:28:36,087 Do you dream of becoming financially independent 3433 02:28:36,088 --> 02:28:38,798 but struggle every month just to pay your bills? 3434 02:28:38,799 --> 02:28:40,759 Would you like to own a home like this, 3435 02:28:40,760 --> 02:28:42,969 but can barely afford to pay your rent? 3436 02:28:42,970 --> 02:28:44,679 My name is Jordan Belfort, 3437 02:28:44,680 --> 02:28:46,806 and there's no secret to wealth creation. 3438 02:28:46,807 --> 02:28:48,141 No matter who you are, 3439 02:28:48,142 --> 02:28:49,476 no matter where you came from, 3440 02:28:49,477 --> 02:28:52,020 you too can become financially independent 3441 02:28:52,021 --> 02:28:53,855 in just a matter of months. 3442 02:28:53,856 --> 02:28:56,107 All you need is a strategy. 3443 02:28:56,108 --> 02:28:57,817 When I was 24 years old, 3444 02:28:57,818 --> 02:29:01,696 I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive. 3445 02:29:01,697 --> 02:29:04,240 At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible. 3446 02:29:04,241 --> 02:29:07,786 But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit. 3447 02:29:07,787 --> 02:29:08,995 I certainly believe now. 3448 02:29:08,996 --> 02:29:10,497 Think about it for a second. 3449 02:29:10,498 --> 02:29:12,665 If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's 3450 02:29:12,666 --> 02:29:14,918 Straight Line Persuasion System seminar, 3451 02:29:14,919 --> 02:29:16,586 then how do you expect to make any money? 3452 02:29:16,587 --> 02:29:18,338 If you want to be a millionaire someday, 3453 02:29:18,339 --> 02:29:20,423 have some guts. Make a decision. 3454 02:29:20,424 --> 02:29:21,758 Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me 3455 02:29:21,759 --> 02:29:23,259 because I worked hard for it. 3456 02:29:23,260 --> 02:29:24,803 And if it doesn't work for you, 3457 02:29:24,804 --> 02:29:25,887 it's because you're lazy. 3458 02:29:25,888 --> 02:29:27,180 And you should get a job at McDonald's. 3459 02:29:27,181 --> 02:29:30,141 There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom. 3460 02:29:30,142 --> 02:29:33,103 And there's nobody stopping you from making millions. 3461 02:29:33,104 --> 02:29:34,437 Don't just sit at home, 3462 02:29:34,438 --> 02:29:37,166 or the life of your dreams will sail right past you. 3463 02:29:39,860 --> 02:29:41,820 I changed all these people's lives 3464 02:29:41,821 --> 02:29:43,530 and I can change yours, too! 3465 02:29:43,531 --> 02:29:44,864 So come to my seminar! 3466 02:29:44,865 --> 02:29:46,366 The life of your dreams is only... 3467 02:29:46,367 --> 02:29:48,159 Good to see you again, Jordan. 3468 02:29:48,160 --> 02:29:49,285 You're under arrest! 3469 02:29:49,286 --> 02:29:50,979 You gotta be joking! 3470 02:29:52,164 --> 02:29:53,456 You're kidding me. 3471 02:29:53,457 --> 02:29:55,125 Hey, get the fuck away from me! 3472 02:29:55,126 --> 02:29:56,459 Turn that camera off. 3473 02:29:56,460 --> 02:29:58,545 I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here, 3474 02:29:58,546 --> 02:30:00,046 you fucking cocksucker! 3475 02:30:00,047 --> 02:30:01,798 - Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off. 3476 02:30:01,799 --> 02:30:03,675 You don't got shit on me, you hear me! 3477 02:30:03,676 --> 02:30:04,801 Go fuck yourself! 3478 02:30:04,802 --> 02:30:07,262 I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit! 3479 02:30:07,263 --> 02:30:08,388 Hey, Jordan, 3480 02:30:08,389 --> 02:30:10,348 let me give you a little legal advice. 3481 02:30:10,349 --> 02:30:11,850 Shut the fuck up! 3482 02:30:11,851 --> 02:30:13,434 Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick! 3483 02:30:13,435 --> 02:30:16,129 I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker! 3484 02:30:17,815 --> 02:30:19,357 I clean up my act. 3485 02:30:19,358 --> 02:30:21,985 I did rehab. I'm a TV personality. 3486 02:30:21,986 --> 02:30:24,821 I'm sober for two years. And this happens! 3487 02:30:24,822 --> 02:30:27,115 Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami. 3488 02:30:27,116 --> 02:30:28,449 I'm Swiss, I'm not communist. 3489 02:30:28,450 --> 02:30:30,243 And guess who the fuck with? Saurel. 3490 02:30:30,244 --> 02:30:31,369 - You gonna beat me? - No, sir. 3491 02:30:31,370 --> 02:30:33,705 Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me. 3492 02:30:33,706 --> 02:30:35,498 I mean, what are the fucking odds? 3493 02:30:35,499 --> 02:30:38,251 There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva, 3494 02:30:38,252 --> 02:30:39,919 and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough 3495 02:30:39,920 --> 02:30:42,088 to get himself arrested on U. S. soil. 3496 02:30:42,089 --> 02:30:43,566 I know. 3497 02:30:43,591 --> 02:30:45,068 I'm so sorry. 3498 02:30:47,178 --> 02:30:48,469 Even more fucked 3499 02:30:48,470 --> 02:30:49,929 - was that he got busted 3500 02:30:49,930 --> 02:30:51,681 for shit that had nothing to do with me. 3501 02:30:51,682 --> 02:30:53,349 It had nothing to fucking do with me. 3502 02:30:53,350 --> 02:30:55,435 Something about laundering drug money 3503 02:30:55,436 --> 02:30:58,605 through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, 3504 02:30:58,606 --> 02:31:00,773 you know, the founder of Benihana. 3505 02:31:00,774 --> 02:31:02,233 Benihana. 3506 02:31:02,234 --> 02:31:04,007 Beni-fucking-hana! 3507 02:31:04,320 --> 02:31:06,154 Beni-fucking-hana! 3508 02:31:06,155 --> 02:31:07,238 Why? 3509 02:31:07,239 --> 02:31:08,656 Why, why, God? 3510 02:31:08,657 --> 02:31:10,241 Why would you be so cruel 3511 02:31:10,242 --> 02:31:12,869 as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants 3512 02:31:12,870 --> 02:31:14,222 to take me down? 3513 02:31:16,540 --> 02:31:19,125 Long story short. Saurel rats me out. 3514 02:31:19,126 --> 02:31:22,295 But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle, 3515 02:31:22,296 --> 02:31:23,963 who, it turns out, he'd been fucking 3516 02:31:23,964 --> 02:31:26,533 every time she went to Switzerland! 3517 02:31:28,385 --> 02:31:31,034 - No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui. 3518 02:31:33,140 --> 02:31:34,974 - All right! - Ah! 3519 02:31:34,975 --> 02:31:36,809 One count engaging in conspiracy 3520 02:31:36,810 --> 02:31:38,561 to commit securities fraud. 3521 02:31:38,562 --> 02:31:40,855 Two counts securities fraud. 3522 02:31:40,856 --> 02:31:44,400 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering. 3523 02:31:44,401 --> 02:31:46,736 Twenty-one counts money laundering. 3524 02:31:46,737 --> 02:31:49,260 One count obstruction of justice. 3525 02:31:50,157 --> 02:31:52,476 Bail is set at $10 million. 3526 02:32:07,633 --> 02:32:09,201 Uncle Donnie's here! 3527 02:32:10,010 --> 02:32:12,329 Rocky. How you doing? 3528 02:32:12,930 --> 02:32:15,306 Woof. I hate that fucking dog. 3529 02:32:15,307 --> 02:32:17,684 Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit. 3530 02:32:17,685 --> 02:32:19,269 Starting to shit in the house again. 3531 02:32:19,270 --> 02:32:21,062 - Me, too. - Come here, buddy. 3532 02:32:21,063 --> 02:32:22,438 Ah, fuck. 3533 02:32:22,439 --> 02:32:24,190 - It's good to see you, pal. - Yeah, you, too. 3534 02:32:24,191 --> 02:32:25,441 Good to see you. 3535 02:32:25,442 --> 02:32:28,091 Sit down. Oh, man. 3536 02:32:29,863 --> 02:32:31,215 How you doing, brother? 3537 02:32:31,949 --> 02:32:33,533 You know. 3538 02:32:33,534 --> 02:32:35,285 Shitty, pal. 3539 02:32:35,286 --> 02:32:37,514 But I'm hanging in there. 3540 02:32:38,747 --> 02:32:41,374 My new piece of jewelry. Check that out. 3541 02:32:41,375 --> 02:32:43,835 Can't leave the house, you know? 3542 02:32:43,836 --> 02:32:46,485 Starting to get cabin fever already. 3543 02:32:46,964 --> 02:32:48,657 Fucking Rugrat. 3544 02:32:49,091 --> 02:32:50,508 That wig-wearing faggot. 3545 02:32:50,509 --> 02:32:52,719 I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him. 3546 02:32:52,720 --> 02:32:55,388 Swear to God, I want to choke him to death. 3547 02:32:55,389 --> 02:32:57,724 Irresponsible little prick. 3548 02:32:58,851 --> 02:32:59,998 I'll tell you one thing. 3549 02:33:01,228 --> 02:33:03,831 I'm never eating at Benihana again. 3550 02:33:04,565 --> 02:33:06,838 I don't care whose birthday it is. 3551 02:33:08,152 --> 02:33:09,845 Where's Naomi? How's she doing? 3552 02:33:10,529 --> 02:33:11,904 That's her in the house there. 3553 02:33:11,905 --> 02:33:13,973 You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back. 3554 02:33:14,074 --> 02:33:15,847 Naomi, sweetheart! 3555 02:33:19,204 --> 02:33:20,538 What's up her ass? 3556 02:33:20,539 --> 02:33:22,123 - Is she mad at me? - No, you know... 3557 02:33:22,124 --> 02:33:23,708 We probably have to mortgage the house 3558 02:33:23,709 --> 02:33:25,585 in order to make bail. 3559 02:33:25,586 --> 02:33:27,086 Probably end up selling the thing 3560 02:33:27,087 --> 02:33:29,339 in order to pay for all the lawyers. 3561 02:33:29,340 --> 02:33:31,909 It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth. 3562 02:33:32,092 --> 02:33:33,865 What are you gonna do, right? 3563 02:33:34,595 --> 02:33:37,472 Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important. 3564 02:33:37,473 --> 02:33:38,639 How's morale? 3565 02:33:38,640 --> 02:33:41,392 They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now? 3566 02:33:41,393 --> 02:33:42,915 - Jordan. - Hmm? 3567 02:33:43,187 --> 02:33:45,730 I got the founding partners together. 3568 02:33:45,731 --> 02:33:48,209 I talked to them about everything. 3569 02:33:48,859 --> 02:33:50,006 And I got you. 3570 02:33:50,736 --> 02:33:52,383 What do you mean, you got me? 3571 02:33:53,447 --> 02:33:56,266 The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you. 3572 02:34:02,164 --> 02:34:03,331 All right. 3573 02:34:03,332 --> 02:34:04,415 I love you, buddy. 3574 02:34:04,416 --> 02:34:06,417 - You know I'd do it for you, right? - I know. 3575 02:34:06,418 --> 02:34:08,486 - You know that, right? - I know. 3576 02:34:09,338 --> 02:34:10,588 I could fucking kiss you all over. 3577 02:34:10,589 --> 02:34:11,798 All right, enough, enough. 3578 02:34:13,801 --> 02:34:15,051 You want a beer, pal? 3579 02:34:15,052 --> 02:34:16,344 What are you drinking? 3580 02:34:16,345 --> 02:34:18,513 I got this non-alcoholic shit. 3581 02:34:18,514 --> 02:34:19,806 What's that? 3582 02:34:19,807 --> 02:34:22,934 A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol. 3583 02:34:22,935 --> 02:34:25,288 - It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol. 3584 02:34:25,771 --> 02:34:27,105 But if you drink enough, 3585 02:34:27,106 --> 02:34:29,107 if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up? 3586 02:34:29,108 --> 02:34:31,275 No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point. 3587 02:34:31,276 --> 02:34:32,402 I'm not a scientist. 3588 02:34:32,403 --> 02:34:33,653 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 3589 02:34:33,654 --> 02:34:35,321 I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer. 3590 02:34:35,322 --> 02:34:37,573 I know, but I don't drink. You remember? 3591 02:34:37,574 --> 02:34:38,825 I don't drink anymore. 3592 02:34:38,826 --> 02:34:39,909 Oh, you wanna go inside 3593 02:34:39,910 --> 02:34:41,411 and blow some lines of baking powder? 3594 02:34:41,412 --> 02:34:43,329 Or baking soda... 3595 02:34:43,330 --> 02:34:45,706 Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. 3596 02:34:45,707 --> 02:34:47,250 - Yeah. - I love it. 3597 02:34:47,251 --> 02:34:48,835 How's being sober? 3598 02:34:48,836 --> 02:34:50,795 - Fucking sucks. - Boring, right? 3599 02:34:50,796 --> 02:34:53,274 So boring. I wanna kill myself. 3600 02:34:53,715 --> 02:34:56,342 There's a term, and we don't like to use it 3601 02:34:56,343 --> 02:34:57,885 unless circumstances dictate, 3602 02:34:57,886 --> 02:34:59,971 and I think they do dictate in this case, 3603 02:34:59,972 --> 02:35:01,472 and the term is "Grenada." 3604 02:35:01,473 --> 02:35:03,057 Have you ever heard of Grenada? 3605 02:35:03,058 --> 02:35:04,225 No. No, I haven't. 3606 02:35:04,226 --> 02:35:05,852 Grenada's very interesting because 3607 02:35:05,853 --> 02:35:07,854 it is a small island nation 3608 02:35:07,855 --> 02:35:11,482 that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983. 3609 02:35:11,483 --> 02:35:13,651 It's about 90,000 people. 3610 02:35:13,652 --> 02:35:15,971 And essentially, it means 3611 02:35:16,655 --> 02:35:18,698 this case is unloseable. 3612 02:35:18,699 --> 02:35:19,866 Okay? 3613 02:35:19,867 --> 02:35:21,534 So, you know, we can come in, 3614 02:35:21,535 --> 02:35:23,494 we can have our dick hanging out of our pants. 3615 02:35:23,495 --> 02:35:24,704 Nobody gives a fuck. 3616 02:35:24,705 --> 02:35:26,398 I'm gonna win. 3617 02:35:26,457 --> 02:35:27,934 You, sir. 3618 02:35:29,376 --> 02:35:31,194 Are what's known 3619 02:35:32,129 --> 02:35:33,379 as a Grenada. 3620 02:35:33,380 --> 02:35:34,572 Hmm. 3621 02:35:36,425 --> 02:35:38,885 You're looking at real prison time. 3622 02:35:38,886 --> 02:35:39,969 Hmm. 3623 02:35:39,970 --> 02:35:42,368 Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years. 3624 02:35:43,265 --> 02:35:46,058 And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you 3625 02:35:46,059 --> 02:35:47,810 shoving cash in your mattress. 3626 02:35:47,811 --> 02:35:48,958 Is that right? 3627 02:35:49,730 --> 02:35:52,253 Hey, Jordan. Jordan. 3628 02:35:52,858 --> 02:35:56,736 Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college, 3629 02:35:56,737 --> 02:35:58,510 that's not our ambition here. 3630 02:35:59,781 --> 02:36:02,408 There's other people involved in this, too. 3631 02:36:02,409 --> 02:36:05,683 We think they need to see their day in court as well. 3632 02:36:08,165 --> 02:36:10,249 Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? 3633 02:36:10,250 --> 02:36:13,024 Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin? 3634 02:36:14,129 --> 02:36:17,006 Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list 3635 02:36:17,007 --> 02:36:19,425 of all the co-conspirators spanning the last seven years, 3636 02:36:19,426 --> 02:36:21,511 and he also agrees to wear a wire. 3637 02:36:21,512 --> 02:36:22,845 Wait... 3638 02:36:22,846 --> 02:36:24,680 Did you just say "wear a wire"? 3639 02:36:24,681 --> 02:36:26,015 A wire. Mmm-hmm. 3640 02:36:26,016 --> 02:36:27,433 What does that mean? 3641 02:36:27,434 --> 02:36:29,393 You want me to rat? Is that it? 3642 02:36:29,394 --> 02:36:30,770 No, I want you to cooperate. 3643 02:36:30,771 --> 02:36:32,772 - No. You want me to rat, right? - Yes. We want you to rat. 3644 02:36:32,773 --> 02:36:36,298 That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat. 3645 02:36:40,697 --> 02:36:42,615 How was Cristy's party? 3646 02:36:42,616 --> 02:36:43,783 Fine. 3647 02:36:43,784 --> 02:36:45,227 Good. 3648 02:36:46,286 --> 02:36:48,829 Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. 3649 02:36:48,830 --> 02:36:51,582 I have some really, really great news. 3650 02:36:51,583 --> 02:36:53,026 Mmm-hmm. 3651 02:36:53,335 --> 02:36:56,029 Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. 3652 02:36:56,880 --> 02:36:58,631 I know that already. 3653 02:36:58,632 --> 02:37:00,029 Right. Exactly. 3654 02:37:00,342 --> 02:37:03,662 You never did anything wrong in the first place, right? 3655 02:37:04,388 --> 02:37:06,707 It turns out, all the FBI really 3656 02:37:07,266 --> 02:37:09,243 wants from me is to, uh, 3657 02:37:09,434 --> 02:37:11,036 to cooperate. 3658 02:37:11,144 --> 02:37:12,478 You know? 3659 02:37:12,479 --> 02:37:13,854 Turns out I have so much information 3660 02:37:13,855 --> 02:37:15,523 about the stock market and Wall Street, 3661 02:37:15,524 --> 02:37:16,732 I could save the government 3662 02:37:16,733 --> 02:37:18,734 years of heartache, not to mention 3663 02:37:18,735 --> 02:37:21,213 - countless dollars. - Mmm-hmm. 3664 02:37:21,530 --> 02:37:23,974 But it gets even better, babe. 3665 02:37:24,324 --> 02:37:26,973 Because if I do decide to cooperate, 3666 02:37:27,286 --> 02:37:30,162 I might only be looking at four short years, 3667 02:37:30,163 --> 02:37:31,747 in which case, you know, 3668 02:37:31,748 --> 02:37:34,834 we could start fresh, maybe sell the house. 3669 02:37:34,835 --> 02:37:36,586 And any fines that I'd have to pay 3670 02:37:36,587 --> 02:37:38,462 wouldn't be due till after I serve my term, 3671 02:37:38,463 --> 02:37:40,840 so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know? 3672 02:37:40,841 --> 02:37:42,363 Mmm-hmm. 3673 02:37:43,385 --> 02:37:45,886 The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit 3674 02:37:45,887 --> 02:37:48,240 is this whole idea of having to 3675 02:37:48,765 --> 02:37:51,017 give information about my friends. 3676 02:37:51,018 --> 02:37:54,353 Like you said, "There's no friends on Wall Street." Right? 3677 02:37:54,354 --> 02:37:56,355 Right. Right. Exactly. 3678 02:37:56,356 --> 02:37:58,024 There's a silver lining to that, too, honey. 3679 02:37:58,025 --> 02:37:59,817 Because they said eventually... 3680 02:37:59,818 --> 02:38:02,778 Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case. 3681 02:38:02,779 --> 02:38:05,656 So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know? 3682 02:38:05,657 --> 02:38:07,867 Well, that's good news. Right? 3683 02:38:07,868 --> 02:38:09,702 Yeah, yeah. 3684 02:38:09,703 --> 02:38:11,476 I'm really happy for you. 3685 02:38:12,789 --> 02:38:16,143 What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart? 3686 02:38:16,960 --> 02:38:19,629 You should be happy for the both of us. Right? 3687 02:38:19,630 --> 02:38:21,653 - Yeah, right. - All right. 3688 02:38:23,675 --> 02:38:25,368 Come here, baby. 3689 02:38:25,802 --> 02:38:27,386 Give me a kiss, sweetheart. 3690 02:38:27,387 --> 02:38:28,512 Jordan... 3691 02:38:28,513 --> 02:38:29,764 Oh, come on, baby. 3692 02:38:29,765 --> 02:38:32,058 I haven't made love to you in so long. Please. 3693 02:38:32,059 --> 02:38:34,560 - No. Jordan, stop it. - Come on, honey, please. 3694 02:38:34,561 --> 02:38:36,129 No! Jordan, stop it! 3695 02:38:37,731 --> 02:38:40,050 I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 3696 02:38:43,862 --> 02:38:45,839 I fucking hate you, Jordan. 3697 02:38:46,323 --> 02:38:48,972 - Get off me! - Baby... Don't do that. 3698 02:38:49,743 --> 02:38:51,766 You know how much I love you, right? 3699 02:38:52,162 --> 02:38:54,435 Stop that, sweetie. Please. 3700 02:38:59,586 --> 02:39:01,688 You wanna fuck me, Jordan? 3701 02:39:03,382 --> 02:39:05,200 You wanna fuck me? 3702 02:39:06,093 --> 02:39:07,259 Good. 3703 02:39:07,260 --> 02:39:08,703 Go ahead. 3704 02:39:09,096 --> 02:39:11,164 Go ahead and fuck me. 3705 02:39:12,099 --> 02:39:14,642 I want you to fuck me real hard. 3706 02:39:14,643 --> 02:39:17,436 I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. 3707 02:39:17,437 --> 02:39:18,813 - Why are you moving like that? - Come on. 3708 02:39:18,814 --> 02:39:19,897 Please hold still. 3709 02:39:19,898 --> 02:39:21,524 'Cause I want you to come for me, baby. 3710 02:39:21,525 --> 02:39:22,942 Come on, babe. 3711 02:39:22,943 --> 02:39:24,485 Come for me, baby. 3712 02:39:24,486 --> 02:39:25,778 I want you to come for me 3713 02:39:25,779 --> 02:39:27,363 like it's the last fucking time. 3714 02:39:27,364 --> 02:39:28,906 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3715 02:39:28,907 --> 02:39:31,575 Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby. 3716 02:39:31,576 --> 02:39:32,785 Come on, baby. 3717 02:39:32,786 --> 02:39:34,161 - Yeah? - Yeah. 3718 02:39:34,162 --> 02:39:36,205 - Yeah, baby, come. - You want me to come for you? 3719 02:39:36,206 --> 02:39:37,478 Yeah. 3720 02:39:38,208 --> 02:39:40,251 - You want me to come for you? - Yeah! 3721 02:39:40,252 --> 02:39:42,696 Huh? You want me to come for you? 3722 02:39:44,423 --> 02:39:46,215 Oh, God, baby. Yeah! 3723 02:39:46,216 --> 02:39:48,819 Oh, God. Oh, God. 3724 02:39:50,011 --> 02:39:52,455 Oh, God. 3725 02:39:53,014 --> 02:39:54,557 Oh, God. 3726 02:39:54,558 --> 02:39:55,910 Jesus. 3727 02:39:59,438 --> 02:40:00,813 Oh, baby. 3728 02:40:00,814 --> 02:40:03,441 That was so fucking great! 3729 02:40:03,442 --> 02:40:04,794 Oh, God! 3730 02:40:07,070 --> 02:40:09,093 That was the last time. 3731 02:40:09,489 --> 02:40:11,532 What do you mean, baby? 3732 02:40:11,533 --> 02:40:14,603 I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. 3733 02:40:15,495 --> 02:40:17,689 What are you talking about? 3734 02:40:19,583 --> 02:40:21,310 I want a divorce. 3735 02:40:22,836 --> 02:40:24,879 What do you mean, you want a divorce? 3736 02:40:24,880 --> 02:40:27,006 What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? 3737 02:40:27,007 --> 02:40:29,030 Get off me! I want a divorce. 3738 02:40:29,259 --> 02:40:30,593 You just made love to me. 3739 02:40:30,594 --> 02:40:31,761 What the fuck is wrong with you? 3740 02:40:31,762 --> 02:40:34,206 I don't love you anymore, Jordan! 3741 02:40:35,348 --> 02:40:37,450 Oh, you don't love me? 3742 02:40:37,726 --> 02:40:39,435 You don't love me anymore, huh? 3743 02:40:39,436 --> 02:40:41,729 Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you! 3744 02:40:41,730 --> 02:40:43,689 Now that I'm under federal indictment, 3745 02:40:43,690 --> 02:40:45,691 with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, 3746 02:40:45,692 --> 02:40:47,526 now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. 3747 02:40:47,527 --> 02:40:49,345 - Is that right? - No, no. 3748 02:40:49,613 --> 02:40:51,947 What kind of person are you? Tell me. 3749 02:40:51,948 --> 02:40:53,282 You married me! 3750 02:40:53,283 --> 02:40:54,867 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 3751 02:40:54,868 --> 02:40:56,619 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. 3752 02:40:56,620 --> 02:40:58,871 I'm gonna take custody of the kids. 3753 02:40:58,872 --> 02:41:00,956 If you agree to the divorce right now, 3754 02:41:00,957 --> 02:41:02,541 I will allow visitation. 3755 02:41:02,542 --> 02:41:04,460 - Okay? Don't try to fight it. - Oh, my God. 3756 02:41:04,461 --> 02:41:05,961 It'll save us both a lot of money 3757 02:41:05,962 --> 02:41:08,690 and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. 3758 02:41:10,175 --> 02:41:13,469 You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me? 3759 02:41:13,470 --> 02:41:14,970 I've already talked to the lawyer. 3760 02:41:14,971 --> 02:41:16,222 He said even if you don't get convicted, 3761 02:41:16,223 --> 02:41:17,473 I've got a good chance of getting them. 3762 02:41:17,474 --> 02:41:18,641 I got news for you. 3763 02:41:18,642 --> 02:41:20,392 You're not fucking taking my children, 3764 02:41:20,393 --> 02:41:22,166 you vicious fucking cunt, you! 3765 02:41:22,562 --> 02:41:24,647 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 3766 02:41:24,648 --> 02:41:26,899 You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! 3767 02:41:26,900 --> 02:41:28,343 You hear me? Fuck you! 3768 02:41:28,485 --> 02:41:31,338 You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! 3769 02:41:39,830 --> 02:41:41,664 Fucking bitch! 3770 02:41:44,084 --> 02:41:45,501 Fucking whore! 3771 02:41:49,798 --> 02:41:52,617 Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore! 3772 02:42:01,643 --> 02:42:04,520 Look at yourself, Jordan. 3773 02:42:04,521 --> 02:42:05,771 You're sick! 3774 02:42:05,772 --> 02:42:07,022 You're a sick man! 3775 02:42:07,023 --> 02:42:09,108 Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids! 3776 02:42:09,109 --> 02:42:11,694 You think I would let my kids near you? 3777 02:42:11,695 --> 02:42:12,945 Look at yourself! 3778 02:42:12,946 --> 02:42:14,488 You know what my lawyer said? 3779 02:42:14,489 --> 02:42:18,075 My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan. 3780 02:42:18,076 --> 02:42:21,412 Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again! 3781 02:42:21,413 --> 02:42:22,663 You don't think I'm not gonna see my... 3782 02:42:22,664 --> 02:42:24,540 No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! 3783 02:42:24,541 --> 02:42:26,792 You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? 3784 02:42:26,793 --> 02:42:28,395 Don't you fucking touch them! 3785 02:42:29,629 --> 02:42:31,572 Don't you fucking touch me! 3786 02:42:33,133 --> 02:42:36,468 Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right? 3787 02:42:36,469 --> 02:42:38,571 You're coming on a trip with Daddy. 3788 02:42:41,224 --> 02:42:43,559 Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan. 3789 02:42:43,560 --> 02:42:46,413 I swear to God, I will fucking kill you! 3790 02:42:48,982 --> 02:42:50,316 It's all right, baby. 3791 02:42:50,317 --> 02:42:51,650 You and Daddy are gonna go 3792 02:42:51,651 --> 02:42:53,110 on a little trip together, okay? 3793 02:42:53,111 --> 02:42:54,737 - A little trip together. - Violet! 3794 02:42:54,738 --> 02:42:55,905 Violet! 3795 02:42:55,906 --> 02:42:58,157 - Get the key! Get the key! - I got it! 3796 02:42:58,158 --> 02:42:59,867 Jordan, you open this fucking door 3797 02:42:59,868 --> 02:43:02,786 - right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on. 3798 02:43:02,787 --> 02:43:04,163 There you go. Get your legs in. 3799 02:43:04,164 --> 02:43:05,915 I'm taking her with me! 3800 02:43:05,916 --> 02:43:07,207 I told you I'm taking her with me, 3801 02:43:07,208 --> 02:43:08,626 you fucking bitch! 3802 02:43:08,627 --> 02:43:11,446 You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me! 3803 02:43:12,130 --> 02:43:14,278 We're going on a little trip, honey. 3804 02:43:14,633 --> 02:43:16,235 No! No! 3805 02:43:16,718 --> 02:43:18,177 Get the hell out of here! 3806 02:43:18,178 --> 02:43:20,429 Leave that baby alone! 3807 02:43:20,430 --> 02:43:22,681 Violet! Garage door! Close it! 3808 02:43:22,682 --> 02:43:23,891 Mommy! 3809 02:43:23,892 --> 02:43:26,185 - Get out of here! - Open the fucking door! 3810 02:43:26,186 --> 02:43:27,788 Mommy! 3811 02:43:31,191 --> 02:43:32,918 No! 3812 02:43:40,116 --> 02:43:42,952 Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens... 3813 02:43:42,953 --> 02:43:44,328 Get the baby! 3814 02:43:44,329 --> 02:43:46,557 Naomi, get the baby! 3815 02:43:47,207 --> 02:43:48,916 - Mommy. - Honey, it's okay. 3816 02:43:48,917 --> 02:43:50,292 It's gonna be okay. 3817 02:43:50,293 --> 02:43:52,395 Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind. 3818 02:43:53,296 --> 02:43:55,172 - Baby... - It's all right, honey. 3819 02:43:55,173 --> 02:43:56,840 She all right? 3820 02:43:56,841 --> 02:43:58,193 Is she all right? 3821 02:43:58,885 --> 02:44:00,532 What's the matter with you? 3822 02:44:00,720 --> 02:44:02,163 Is she all right? 3823 02:44:09,396 --> 02:44:10,896 Paragraph 1. 3824 02:44:10,897 --> 02:44:12,481 The defendant shall plead guilty 3825 02:44:12,482 --> 02:44:14,316 to all counts of the indictment 3826 02:44:14,317 --> 02:44:15,985 currently pending against him 3827 02:44:15,986 --> 02:44:18,028 in the United States District Court 3828 02:44:18,029 --> 02:44:19,847 for the Eastern District of New York. 3829 02:44:20,198 --> 02:44:21,407 Paragraph 2. 3830 02:44:21,408 --> 02:44:22,700 Talk normally. 3831 02:44:22,701 --> 02:44:24,326 The defendant shall participate 3832 02:44:24,327 --> 02:44:25,995 in undercover activities... 3833 02:44:25,996 --> 02:44:27,188 Breathe normally. 3834 02:44:27,205 --> 02:44:29,081 Including wearing a recording device, 3835 02:44:29,082 --> 02:44:30,833 also known as a wire... 3836 02:44:30,834 --> 02:44:33,085 After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on. 3837 02:44:33,086 --> 02:44:34,253 In conjunction with the investigation... 3838 02:44:34,254 --> 02:44:35,901 Fucking brutal. 3839 02:44:35,922 --> 02:44:37,256 Quit your bitching. 3840 02:44:37,257 --> 02:44:39,216 Paragraph 4. The defendant must not commit, 3841 02:44:39,217 --> 02:44:41,427 or attempt to commit, any further crimes. 3842 02:44:41,428 --> 02:44:45,014 Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already. 3843 02:44:45,015 --> 02:44:46,492 Thank you. 3844 02:44:49,310 --> 02:44:50,602 Just here? 3845 02:44:50,603 --> 02:44:52,205 That'd be good. 3846 02:44:53,857 --> 02:44:55,065 Thank you. 3847 02:44:55,066 --> 02:44:56,793 It wasn't even a choice. 3848 02:44:57,736 --> 02:45:00,840 For the next six hours, I came up with a list. 3849 02:45:01,031 --> 02:45:03,991 Friends, enemies, business associates. 3850 02:45:03,992 --> 02:45:05,784 Anybody who 'd ever known me 3851 02:45:05,785 --> 02:45:08,162 or taken so much as a stock tip. 3852 02:45:13,626 --> 02:45:16,070 Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie! 3853 02:45:17,756 --> 02:45:19,529 The first name on the list was Donnie. 3854 02:45:22,927 --> 02:45:24,470 Jordan, do you know how good it is 3855 02:45:24,471 --> 02:45:26,164 to have you back in this office? 3856 02:45:26,431 --> 02:45:28,557 It's not the same when you're gone. 3857 02:45:28,558 --> 02:45:30,350 It's sad, you understand? It's like... 3858 02:45:30,351 --> 02:45:31,894 That fucking Steve Madden, huh? 3859 02:45:31,895 --> 02:45:33,145 I can't... 3860 02:45:33,146 --> 02:45:35,022 Swear to God, I can't even think about it. 3861 02:45:35,023 --> 02:45:36,982 Every time I think about him, my blood boils. 3862 02:45:36,983 --> 02:45:38,776 I can't even say his name. 3863 02:45:38,777 --> 02:45:40,402 - I know. - It's, like, disgusting. 3864 02:45:40,403 --> 02:45:42,821 I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that. 3865 02:45:42,822 --> 02:45:43,969 Ugh! 3866 02:45:44,032 --> 02:45:47,102 He ever get back to you about that, um... 3867 02:45:47,744 --> 02:45:49,721 About that account? 3868 02:45:55,335 --> 02:45:56,460 You remember. 3869 02:45:56,461 --> 02:45:58,504 It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right? 3870 02:45:58,505 --> 02:46:01,779 He was supposed to kick back 4 or 5 mil, was it? 3871 02:46:06,096 --> 02:46:07,638 Actually, I was... 3872 02:46:07,639 --> 02:46:09,098 I was fucked up, Jordan, 3873 02:46:09,099 --> 02:46:10,682 - so I don't really remember. - Yeah. 3874 02:46:10,683 --> 02:46:12,785 Yeah, right. Stupid. 3875 02:46:13,353 --> 02:46:14,978 Well, if he calls you, 3876 02:46:14,979 --> 02:46:17,457 you make sure and contact me, okay? 3877 02:46:19,192 --> 02:46:20,943 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah. 3878 02:46:20,944 --> 02:46:23,138 Of course, yeah. No, of course. 3879 02:46:26,449 --> 02:46:29,052 You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud? 3880 02:46:29,994 --> 02:46:31,812 No, it's all yours. 3881 02:46:32,539 --> 02:46:33,982 Can I get this? 3882 02:46:36,376 --> 02:46:38,228 So, what else is... 3883 02:46:40,880 --> 02:46:42,965 Well, how's Naomi and everything? 3884 02:46:42,966 --> 02:46:44,424 You know how it is. 3885 02:46:44,425 --> 02:46:46,653 She hates my fucking guts. 3886 02:46:48,263 --> 02:46:50,081 How's Hildy? Good? 3887 02:46:50,807 --> 02:46:52,266 She's still alive, so 3888 02:46:52,267 --> 02:46:54,434 my life is fucked, you know? 3889 02:46:54,435 --> 02:46:55,752 Yeah. 3890 02:47:02,443 --> 02:47:04,045 Mr. Jordan. 3891 02:47:04,154 --> 02:47:05,506 Mmm? 3892 02:47:05,613 --> 02:47:07,932 Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor. 3893 02:47:08,199 --> 02:47:09,346 What? 3894 02:47:09,701 --> 02:47:11,553 You've got a visitor. 3895 02:47:26,968 --> 02:47:29,094 I need you to get dressed. 3896 02:47:29,095 --> 02:47:31,368 Why? What the fuck's going on? 3897 02:47:36,311 --> 02:47:38,129 You're going to jail. 3898 02:47:50,074 --> 02:47:51,325 All right. 3899 02:47:51,326 --> 02:47:52,868 I'll get some clothes on. 3900 02:47:52,869 --> 02:47:55,188 We'll give you a hand with that. 3901 02:48:03,963 --> 02:48:05,110 Okay. 3902 02:48:17,268 --> 02:48:18,585 FBI! 3903 02:48:18,937 --> 02:48:20,479 Everybody sit down. Put your hands 3904 02:48:20,480 --> 02:48:22,606 where they can be seen, and shut up! 3905 02:48:22,607 --> 02:48:24,399 Don't you fucking touch me. 3906 02:48:24,400 --> 02:48:26,610 Get your fucking hands off me! 3907 02:48:26,611 --> 02:48:28,429 Don't get out of your seats! 3908 02:48:41,584 --> 02:48:43,277 It's fucking Chanel! 3909 02:48:55,848 --> 02:48:58,042 I gave up everyone. 3910 02:48:58,101 --> 02:48:59,685 And in return, 3911 02:48:59,686 --> 02:49:04,132 I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of. 3912 02:49:05,942 --> 02:49:08,420 Like my pops, Mad Max, had said, 3913 02:49:09,070 --> 02:49:11,798 "The chickens had come home to roost." 3914 02:49:13,074 --> 02:49:15,427 Whatever the fuck that means. 3915 02:49:18,871 --> 02:49:20,247 I hope Your Honor would agree 3916 02:49:20,248 --> 02:49:22,374 that Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself 3917 02:49:22,375 --> 02:49:24,543 in terms of his cooperation. 3918 02:49:24,544 --> 02:49:26,670 Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions 3919 02:49:26,671 --> 02:49:29,320 of over two dozen serious offenders 3920 02:49:30,425 --> 02:49:32,426 and helped them recover millions of dollars 3921 02:49:32,427 --> 02:49:35,997 to be made available for restitution to their victims. 3922 02:49:38,141 --> 02:49:39,683 The sentence of the court shall be 3923 02:49:39,684 --> 02:49:41,912 36 months in federal prison. 3924 02:49:43,604 --> 02:49:45,832 Please remand the defendant. 3925 02:49:47,942 --> 02:49:49,794 I'm sorry. 3926 02:49:52,572 --> 02:49:53,719 That's okay. 3927 02:50:41,996 --> 02:50:44,539 I'm not ashamed to admit it. 3928 02:50:44,540 --> 02:50:46,458 When we arrived at the prison, 3929 02:50:46,459 --> 02:50:48,732 I was absolutely terrified. 3930 02:50:49,420 --> 02:50:50,837 Belfort, on your feet. 3931 02:50:50,838 --> 02:50:53,236 But I needn't have been. 3932 02:50:53,383 --> 02:50:56,077 You see, for a brief fleeting moment, 3933 02:50:56,677 --> 02:50:58,871 I 'd forgotten I was rich. 3934 02:50:59,764 --> 02:51:03,289 And I lived in a place where everything was for sale. 3935 02:51:05,728 --> 02:51:08,480 Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? 3936 02:51:08,481 --> 02:51:11,483 So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life. 3937 02:51:11,484 --> 02:51:12,901 I'm talking about rock stars, 3938 02:51:12,902 --> 02:51:14,986 professional athletes, gangsters. 3939 02:51:14,987 --> 02:51:16,863 I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers. 3940 02:51:16,864 --> 02:51:19,282 But this guy, my good friend, 3941 02:51:19,283 --> 02:51:22,119 Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single 3942 02:51:22,120 --> 02:51:24,973 baddest motherfucker I have ever met. 3943 02:51:25,456 --> 02:51:27,249 So I want you right now 3944 02:51:27,250 --> 02:51:30,460 to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome 3945 02:51:30,461 --> 02:51:32,129 for my good friend 3946 02:51:32,130 --> 02:51:34,923 and the world's greatest sales trainer, 3947 02:51:34,924 --> 02:51:36,116 Mr. Jordan Belfort! 3948 02:51:48,146 --> 02:51:49,543 Thank you. 3949 02:52:12,378 --> 02:52:14,196 Sell me this pen. 3950 02:52:18,718 --> 02:52:20,820 It's, uh... 3951 02:52:21,053 --> 02:52:22,905 It's an amazing pen. 3952 02:52:23,097 --> 02:52:25,370 For professionals, it's a... 3953 02:52:28,394 --> 02:52:30,212 Sell me this pen. 3954 02:52:31,147 --> 02:52:32,397 Well, it's a nice pen. 3955 02:52:32,398 --> 02:52:33,773 You can use the pen 3956 02:52:33,774 --> 02:52:37,128 to write down thoughts from your life so you can... 3957 02:52:38,821 --> 02:52:40,343 Sell me 3958 02:52:40,615 --> 02:52:42,262 this pen. 3959 02:52:44,160 --> 02:52:45,432 Well... 3960 02:52:45,745 --> 02:52:49,440 This pen works and I personally love this pen...